live at 5, 'exclusive video' of an 81 y/o woman crossing guard scolding students of color that disobeyed her stop sign -

"the following video may be disturbing"

"THIS!"

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Nobody(not a single person!) on this message board likes you. We all want you to die of bird flu!

aaaaaaannndddd GO!

Referring to players as "assets."

"Score the basketball."

"I am / you are crushing it."

"I don't ____, and you shouldn't, either."

Describing everything as amazing, spectacular, or any superlative. If everything is amazing, nothing is amazing. You're either too easily impressed, an idiot, or a 13-year-old girl.

“In regards to”

“Cuck”

“Piggyback” and “dovetail”————-as previously listed

“Baby mama”

“Help me understand”

“What say you?”

Along those lines, I've always hated when hosts refer to a player as being bad "at basketball" (or baseball, or football) vs simply saying bad.

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The Bridge Phase
Unprecedented Times
New Normal
Fuck You in Advance
An abundance of caution
times like these
jab line
"Deeper"
Off platform throws
yeasty
dry mouthfeel
Happy Friday
Not really a draw for me at this point
Let's hope
That's what I thought. Awesome!
You should focus on you not ufos
Save your sex life for your therapist
I'm more of a raclette guy
Froot optional
The California Roll might change your life
What did your dad do to you
good call on the bacon jam
You should try a podcast
You are my soulmate
Eva Pilgrim is a real dish
The Big Lie
Zorich should be a linebacker
Liminal space

harvested from: https://chicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=125413

How do you show your face in public with the shameful behavior that you engage in?

He still has more fans than you.

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They just want their pizza on time

When the word Adult is used as a verb.

Don't know if I've heard that one, but in general I hate it when companies think they're slick by using nouns as verbs:

"No one out-pizzas the Hut" (Pizza Hut)
"You can money" (Marcus by Goldman Sachs)

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I don't like those, either. I have seen a bunch of people (I would guess mostly Twitter idiots) say things along the lines of, "I don't feel like adulting today" or "Adulting is too hard". Could be a millennial saying, not sure. But it bugs the crap out of me.

sus


we gonna

I'm not sure if I said that, but I could have. So I'm taking this one personally.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

show your work

Hey, that's true.

And I don't even live in North Dakota.

"We need to get needles in arms" just sounds wrong and weird and creepy.

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You know me like that.

Depending on how many random men you invite over for playtime, it takes a while to make it all.

YEET


Wtf is that

Slapdick motherfucker

"tell me you _ without telling me your _"

i can't even.

Yes this topic has been done MANY times previously.

And thank you for not saying 'curated from...'

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Oh, yes, the overuse of "curated" has gotten ridiculous.

that's a good one, "curate", connotes a delicate process of refinement and selection, sounds like money. maybe "sommeliered" could top it; tho, like adulting, I don't think sommeliered is a legit word.

Whenever you ask someone how they’re doing and they reply “Living the dream”.

You do you.

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You know me like that.

Shit.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

You only say that because you’re not living the dream.