Because you are stupid, maybe read some books educate yourself.

We walk, talk, and won't shit our pants

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

I don't know if he PMs the board admins, but when I think of the CFMB Karen, I think of Frank Coztansa. Frequently complains about people posting in the wrong section, complains about other people being bad posters, often starts shit with people and follows them around the board perpetuating fights and arguments, wants to literally fight another poster, and, insane as it sounds, tells other people they post too much.

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.