I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

So since 95% of my posts are in the Drinky Thread and wrestling section am I automatically disqualified?

Awesome.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

I wish you luck in future endeavors.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

So since 95% of my posts are in the Drinky Thread and wrestling section am I automatically disqualified?

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

The last thing I need are more "spmack sucks" PM's.

I rarely troll.

Yes it is.

There should be conference tournaments..

You all will not be in my next movie.

But I will.

Awesome.

Recent events have made me consider things. You're trying to please everyone instead of pleasing yourself. That's my fault in hindsight. The sad thing about the whole thing — and I guess it's my fault — instead of creating toughness and developing a persona, I posted not to lose all year. And that's really sad, to be honest.

It comes down to myself and my mults. If they're not doing it, I guess I'm not developing them well enough. It's all just little things.

I've lost my discipline and that's my fault. You've got to develop a cult of personality. I think the last three years all I worried about was posting instead of developing a cult with a toughness. And that's my fault. And it's sometimes the mults. I'm always kind of mollycoddling them. Sooner or later, you're either multing or you're dead.

Robby Park Bryan's a poster. Kid's a poster. They go make posts. Krazy Ivan makes posts.

Recent events have made me consider things. You're trying to please everyone instead of pleasing yourself. That's my fault in hindsight. The sad thing about the whole thing — and I guess it's my fault — instead of creating toughness and developing a persona, I posted not to lose all year. And that's really sad, to be honest.

It comes down to myself and my mults. If they're not doing it, I guess I'm not developing them well enough. It's all just little things.

I've lost my discipline and that's my fault. You've got to develop a cult of personality. I think the last three years all I worried about was posting instead of developing a cult with a toughness. And that's my fault. And it's sometimes the mults. I'm always kind of mollycoddling them. Sooner or later, you're either multing or you're dead.

Robby Park Bryan's a poster. Kid's a poster. They go make posts. Krazy Ivan makes posts.

I rarely troll.

Recent events have made me consider things. You're trying to please everyone instead of pleasing yourself. That's my fault in hindsight. The sad thing about the whole thing — and I guess it's my fault — instead of creating toughness and developing a persona, I posted not to lose all year. And that's really sad, to be honest.

It comes down to myself and my mults. If they're not doing it, I guess I'm not developing them well enough. It's all just little things.

I've lost my discipline and that's my fault. You've got to develop a cult of personality. I think the last three years all I worried about was posting instead of developing a cult with a toughness. And that's my fault. And it's sometimes the mults. I'm always kind of mollycoddling them. Sooner or later, you're either multing or you're dead.

Robby Park Bryan's a poster. Kid's a poster. They go make posts. Krazy Ivan makes posts.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Recent events have made me consider things. You're trying to please everyone instead of pleasing yourself. That's my fault in hindsight. The sad thing about the whole thing — and I guess it's my fault — instead of creating toughness and developing a persona, I posted not to lose all year. And that's really sad, to be honest.

It comes down to myself and my mults. If they're not doing it, I guess I'm not developing them well enough. It's all just little things.

I've lost my discipline and that's my fault. You've got to develop a cult of personality. I think the last three years all I worried about was posting instead of developing a cult with a toughness. And that's my fault. And it's sometimes the mults. I'm always kind of mollycoddling them. Sooner or later, you're either multing or you're dead.

Robby Park Bryan's a poster. Kid's a poster. They go make posts. Krazy Ivan makes posts.

It just hit me like a ton of briq bouquets. From the get-go, Dr. Ken has just cared so much about "me" personally along with the rest of his mults since he created me, always checking up on me. Last year I struggled a little bit but Dr. Ken was the one who said, 'Dim, you're going to "challenge" for Mult of The Year. You're going to train hard and you're going to be ready.' He's never let me down.

It's been hard. Especially for "me", I feel like I take some of the weight on my back being one of Doc's better mults. I've got a lot coming at me at one time that I haven't been accustomed to.

Overall, Doc cares. That's why he says "stuff". Sometimes things come out "wrong" and things come out through frustration. If it's taken that way that he meant to throw us under the bus or whatever, media negativity and what people see from the outside, they have no idea what that guy goes through every day.

Can we just give the championship to Dr. Ken and move along? Or do we actually have to go through the process?

Can you go in the bathroom with your candles and move along? Or do we actually have to go through the process?

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Please tell me you didn't waste your 20,000th post on that...

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Please tell me you didn't waste your 20,000th post on that...

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Can we just give the championship to Dr. Ken and move along? Or do we actually have to go through the process?

I hereby formally decline participation in this year's event.

I rarely troll.