I believe that JORR was making a joke fellas. I dont think he believes that people who prefer the clean shaven look are really pedophiles.

He just knows, much like I do, that a good healthy bush is the only way to go. If only we could convince the rest of the world to think this way. I know women would embrace it, think how much time they would save?!?

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"only way to go"

So, you're with a chic and you get her pants off only to find out she's clean shaven...does that mean you tell her to stop shaving and you walk away?

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I'm not a fan of swallowing pubes...

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This is my signature...

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Well you don't have that problem because you suck on penis.

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I'm sure I've told this story before. But I'll roll it out again.

I was out with one of my friends eating pizza and he discovered a hair on it and started going on and on making a big fucking deal about it as I kept on eating. Finally I was tired of hearing the motherfucker so I asked him if hair bothered him when he was eating pussy. He said no, so I asked why he was making such a huge deal out of one small hair on the pizza. And he said, "I'd be pretty upset if I found a green pepper when I was going down on a chick too".

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

No of course not. I cant even talk my wife into it.

I just mean that given the choice it is the best option. I would always choose a bone in ribeye steak over a McDouble but I can't always get what I want.

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You are a strange man.

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What about the Daily Double?

"And I came back with pubic hair, because I remebered that you liked it."

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Now that is a marketing campaign I can support.

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I'm like an iceberg of strange.

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I am sure there is a lot more strangeness beneath the surface with you, Hank..

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Pimp hand = weak

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At least I still have cable TV. Hell I even have HBO.

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His pimp hands were cut off, ground up, and fed to the cat.

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That makes it so much worse.

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"...and when I get home, I expect dinner to be of a reasonable temperature or properly stored in the fridge! If it's not, by god I WILL make myself a bowl of cereal! And you better not give me any sass, woman, or so help me I'll crawl into bed a broken and defeated man, and you WILL listen to me softly weeping myself to sleep."

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Do you have a wiretap in my home?

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She'd rather you shave your ass and walk around backwards

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.