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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:20 am

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Khloe looks like Chyna. For real. They could be twins

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:22 am

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You're probably right Ivan.

That kinda falls under my "Belushi" argument, that Jim Belushi would never be judged on his own merits because of his brother. Thus, I think most criticisms of Jim Belushi is unwarranted. He is a talented, funny guy. And no, this is not a bit. I am a fan of Jim Belushi.

Edit: Spark, good call on the Chyna thing. Never really noticed that before but there's something there.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:22 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Khloe looks like Chyna. For real. They could be twins

Both are on my list.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:23 am

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RFDC wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Khloe looks like Chyna. For real. They could be twins

Both are on my list.

That's a bad list

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rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

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RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:24 am

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Phil McCracken wrote:

RFDC wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Khloe looks like Chyna. For real. They could be twins

Both are on my list.

That's a bad list

Isn't that the point?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:24 am

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True. That's actually a good list for this thread.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:25 am

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RFDC wrote:

Phil McCracken wrote:

RFDC wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Khloe looks like Chyna. For real. They could be twins

Both are on my list.

That's a bad list

Isn't that the point?

I am just leery of Chyna because she has a bigger dick than me

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312player

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:25 am

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Psycory wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

Show me the ugliest woman in Hollywood and I'll let you know.

I believe she played Catwoman in the most recent Batman movie.

Along the batman lines: Maggie Gyllenhall

Yeah she is ugly, not a great actress either..she must give give great head to get those roles.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:25 am

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I'd do Khloe. No Chyna...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:27 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

No Chyna...

I ain't gonna lie. In 1999 or 2000, I would've.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:28 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:29 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

No Chyna...

I ain't gonna lie. In 1999 or 2000, I would've.

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rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

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RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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312player

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:30 am

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Khloe is pretty ugly...serena > Khloe ...the two fine ones have a diff dad from khloe...O.J. is khloes' daddy.

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Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:30 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

No Chyna...

I ain't gonna lie. In 1999 or 2000, I would've.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:31 am

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Phil McCracken wrote:

That had to be 1998 Phil. Before she got the cheekbone surgery. I believe that was during the DX Invasion of Nitro.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Phil McCracken wrote:

That had to be 1998 Phil. Before she got the cheekbone surgery.

And the peenus removal

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:32 am

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I'd consider Kathy Griffin.

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I smell a bit....

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:33 am

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The redhead from Sex and the City

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:34 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

The redhead from Sex and the City

Pretty sure she is a lesbian....but if anyone could convert her I am sure its you Francis

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312player

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:36 am

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Killer V wrote:

I'd consider Kathy Griffin.

she has had a lot of work done in the last 7 - 8 years..not sure she would qualify as ugly anymore.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:38 am

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I bet KS would bang Roseanne.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:54 am

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I doubt there's more than 3-4 people on here, if that, who wouldn't fuck Khloe if single and given the chance. But hey it's the internet so lets pretend every person we know and socialize with in real life is 10x hotter and skinnier than she is.

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:55 am

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FavreFan wrote:

You don't fuck Khloe. Khloe fucks you.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:57 am

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FavreFan wrote:

Sorry, Celebs are judged against other celebs. Thats the way it is.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:59 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Sorry, Celebs are judged against other celebs. Thats the way it is.

That's fine. But not when asked the straight up question "Would you sleep with her or not?"

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:12 am

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:18 am

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FavreFan wrote:

Farvio,

I'm talking WOMEN IN HOLLYWOOD (thread title). Not every person we know and socialize with in real life.

Thanks.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:21 am

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I think there are probably too many to list.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:22 am

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Celine Dion

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:28 am

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I think a better question is who wouldnt you sleep with.

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