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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:45 pm 
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Is this her? She doesn't look that light-skinned. But yeah, babies always look different. I had blond hair for like a year.

To be honest, I've seen people with much darker skin than them produce a light skinned child. Sometimes the child darkened up over time. Sometimes not. I'm just saying to Beardown that it's not uncommon for an African American baby to look like that.

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Fine. But why does he have cracker hair? I'm just sayin' better to be safe than sorry. Get a DNA test, Derrick.


That's what I get for giving you a little credit in another post. You are one of the biggest fucking tools to ever grace this board. That's quite an achievement considering someone named Anus Face AKA Penis Breath used to post here.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:58 pm 
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All athletes should get a DNA test when their girlfriend claims they are carrying their baby. Especially the extremely rich ones. A lot of gold diggers out there. It's just the safe and smart thing to do.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:59 pm 
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How do you know that he didn't have that done?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:05 pm 
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If he did, great.

If he didn't, I guarantee you this kid's first words are gonna be "Aaaaaaaaay Ooooooooooooo"


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:27 pm 
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Is this her? She doesn't look that light-skinned. But yeah, babies always look different. I had blond hair for like a year.

To be honest, I've seen people with much darker skin than them produce a light skinned child. Sometimes the child darkened up over time. Sometimes not. I'm just saying to Beardown that it's not uncommon for an African American baby to look like that.


I know about babies. You don't have to patronize me. This might shock you, but I was born black. Then when I was 2 or 3 months, I turned full cracker. Much to the horror and disappointment of my parents...who are both black!!!! They are great people and decided to keep me anyway. I know I wouldn't have.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:36 pm 
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[ This might shock you, but I was born black. .


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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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A lot of you guys are really stupid.

His mother is light-skinned. Derrick is medium light-skinned. Many children of color don't fully develop their pigmentation until months later. This child will not look the same in a few months.


Fine. But why does he have cracker hair? I'm just sayin' better to be safe than sorry. Get a DNA test, Derrick.

You're really an ignorant dude.

A lot of black kids have straight hair like that when they're infants. Then it curls up later.


I would guess many of us here are not knowledgeable in black baby knowledge, except those like Frank who are well versed in all topics.

My posting of the pic was to just make it easier for all to see.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:21 pm 
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Serious question: Is that his high school girlfriend? If so, even more the reason that she would pull such a thing. Derrick has hundreds of millions of dollars now. Which, of course, means he gets better looking women. She knows it. Let's be honest, he's not gonna want to hang with the girl from Englewood for too much longer. If they do get married, it's not gonna last long. So she gets baby money for at least 18 years.


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Speaking of Rocky II, his on and off screen son from Rocky 5 (featuring the amazing TOMMY GUN) is no mas....

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That's what I get for giving you a little credit in another post. You are one of the biggest fucking tools to ever grace this board. That's quite an achievement considering someone named Anus Face AKA Penis Breath used to post here.

One of the best posts I've seen in a long time.

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Well, you know what they say about Sicilians...

"Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!

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Here's how it probably went down. Derrick broke up with her. She's devastated cuz she lost Derrick and his money. What does she do? She gets an Italian to knock her up quick. Why an Italian? Cuz them dagos are potent. They never miss. Time is important to her. She had to do this quick. Boom!!! She's knocked up. She then goes to Derrick and tells him it's his. He doesn't think twice cuz he's naive and trusting. So now Derrick tries to do right by her and he gets engaged. She wins. Derrick loses. Not only cuz he got had, but now he has a god damn Italian kid that he has to watch grow up to be a grease ball and probably join the mafia.


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I was kind of thinking the hair reminded me of Noah.

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Real news should be him wearing an O's hat instead of a Sox hat. Chicago made him and Reinsdorf paid him That ungrateful sonofa......


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:32 pm 
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C'mon. That ain't Derrick's kid. Daddy's name is probaly Jimmy "The Bull" Barbarino.

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