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Bagels

Post subject: Re: passing a drug test for a heavy marijuana smoker

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:26 pm

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Dallas Winston wrote:

Go to your local head shop and buy the synthetic urine. It comes with instructions and a heat strip so you know it's in the temperature range. Basically nuke it a half hour before your test, and bring it with you. Works every time!

unless there's someone in the room with you watching you...

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: passing a drug test for a heavy marijuana smoker

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:27 pm

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Just give the tester your " I LIVE the game speech. Surely he wouldnt think of denying such an impassioned man his dream after hearing it.

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shakes

Post subject: Re: passing a drug test for a heavy marijuana smoker

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:29 pm

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Dallas Winston wrote:

so I'm supposed to get that, bring it to Israel, keep it in my hockey bag, wait till I get randomly called out by the world anti-doping agency in the locker room after a game and told to come down the hall to the drug testing station, ask them if they know where I can find a microwave nearby and if its ok if they wait a half hour before proceeding? Yea, great plan. Thanks.

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shakes

Post subject: Re: passing a drug test for a heavy marijuana smoker

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:29 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Just give the tester your " I LIVE the game speech. Surely he wouldnt think of denying such an impassioned man his dream after hearing it.

A buddy of mine already told me they don't test superstars so I should be good to go.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: passing a drug test for a heavy marijuana smoker

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:33 pm

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shakes wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Just give the tester your " I LIVE the game speech. Surely he wouldnt think of denying such an impassioned man his dream after hearing it.

A buddy of mine already told me they don't test superstars so I should be good to go.

. Whatcha think of Toews for Hart?

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Dallas Winston

Post subject: Re: passing a drug test for a heavy marijuana smoker

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:33 pm

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shakes wrote:

Dallas Winston wrote:

Meh. Works for me. I can't control your circumstances.

You're fucked. Better?

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shakes

Post subject: Re: passing a drug test for a heavy marijuana smoker

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:39 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

shakes wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Just give the tester your " I LIVE the game speech. Surely he wouldnt think of denying such an impassioned man his dream after hearing it.

A buddy of mine already told me they don't test superstars so I should be good to go.

. Whatcha think of Toews for Hart?

I would be ecstatic with either Toews or Kane for Hart. Seems like Toews has all the media momentum at the moment so he has the better shot. They're both deserving candidates imo, it would be awesome if they were both nominated. Toews is 11th in scoring and the best all around player in the game who didn't miss 12 games to injury. Kane led the west in scoring despite spending the entire season on a line with 4th liners and a former allstar who played like a 4th liner when he wasn't out for half the season. Imagine how many points Kane would've had if he was on that line with Toews and Saad?

Kane was MVP of the team for the first half of the season, Toews for the second half.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: passing a drug test for a heavy marijuana smoker

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:42 pm

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shakes wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

shakes wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Just give the tester your " I LIVE the game speech. Surely he wouldnt think of denying such an impassioned man his dream after hearing it.

A buddy of mine already told me they don't test superstars so I should be good to go.

. Whatcha think of Toews for Hart?

I'll agree with that.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: passing a drug test for a heavy marijuana smoker

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 4:11 pm

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shakes wrote:

Q.Bovifs wrote:

shakes wrote:

Darkside wrote:

You're basically fucked. You can buy flush drinks but they really don't work and they'll be testing you for masking agents.
A heavy smoker can test positive for 45 days on 50 ng/mL cutoffs, but I suspect you'll be getting more senisitive 20 ng/mL tests. Chugging water doesn't really work. It's not water soluble.
If you're in good shape you won't have much body fat, and that will help.
You need to work out hard core and sweat out as much as possible.

I heard there was a tea you could drink that would help?

I do work out hardcore playing hockey 5x a week, but I also have lots of body fat since I'm apparently a medical marvel in that I can work out 5x a week, eat good and still gain wait. Been fighting the fat gene my whole life and as I get older its winning.

Had your thyroid checked lately?

never had it checked. How and why would I do that? I've had issues with weight my whole life, used to weigh 250 (5'10) back in the day before losing 70 pounds at age 23 under the guidance and encouragement of Rickey Henderson. Kept it off for the most part, but as I've hit my 40s weight has crept back on to the point where I'm probably around 205 despite my vigorous exercise routine and my eating habits which are not bad.

Could I be looking at a thyroid issue or just bad metabolism?

Make sure that they check all of the various thyroid hormones.

Make sure they do a complete thyroid panrel. T3, Free T3 and T4 An incomplete test will not show that you have a problem.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: passing a drug test for a heavy marijuana smoker

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 8:37 pm

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Bagels wrote:

Dallas Winston wrote:

unless there's someone in the room with you watching you...

theyre not supposed to be able to unless its for a court thing

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: passing a drug test for a heavy marijuana smoker

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 8:40 pm

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bigfan wrote:

Friend of mine, very heavy smoker (daily) has his Father In Law getting him a major life insurance policy.

He knows his son in law smokes (not how much) and tells him it will be very intense physical he will need to take in 30 days, so no smokey!

My guy needs his daily buzz, so he started with 2-3 mixed drinks every evening, but no smoking for 30 days

He takes the physical and no Marijuana traces.

But...

Signs of Alcoholism...had to wait another 45 days to take next test of no drinking, smokey, etc

P.s. he is a Riverwoods resident...not that anyone else would care

wait... this isnt shit. in about 10 years we will all be susceptible to gene screening. its much quicker and cheaper then a full physical... and much MUCH more accurate. you can be born with a shitty body, and youll never be given a chance because of it.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: passing a drug test for a heavy marijuana smoker

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 9:40 pm