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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:07 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Even Frank was actually a really cool guy in real life.

The above statement puts everything you post here in question.

You may want to reevaluate you position.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:14 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Even Frank was actually a really cool guy in real life.

The above statement puts everything you post here in question.

You may want to reevaluate you position.

Look, I'm not going to disappoint you. Its not like you meet the guy and want to suck his dick on the spot. I got Sox tickets, he brought a grill and we spun Pearl Jam stories around brats.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:20 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Even Frank was actually a really cool guy in real life.

The above statement puts everything you post here in question.

You may want to reevaluate you position.

Its not like you meet the guy and want to suck his dick on the spot.

Hey man, you do whatever you feel is necessary. I'm nothing, if not evolved when it comes to alternative lifestyles.

Was this response too soon?

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:32 pm

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If I'm ever going to fuck a guy in the ass, its going to be either Eddie Vedder or Mike Modano; otherwise, I'm going to keep going for boobs and pussy.

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JBills

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:50 am

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

If I'm ever going to fuck a guy in the ass, its going to be either Eddie Vedder or Mike Modano; otherwise, I'm going to keep going for boobs and pussy.

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"He sounds like a man that was never challenged to be a man."
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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:09 am

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Darkside wrote:

Psycory wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Do you have a dossier on board members? I bet you've got a psychological profile on all of us.

Not yet, I'm putting in a sabbatical application so that I can devote full-time to the board...

I can't wait to read mine. I'm terrified of talking to psychiatrists. I have one as a client. I try not to talk to him because i think he'll suggest I get help.

I'll suggest it instead.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:41 am

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"My stomach hurts from eating too many vegetables"

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:46 am

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I'm allergic to chlorophorm

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:51 am

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Am I the only one who has REAL examples? My situation my be worse than I feared...

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:07 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

Erotic Lawyer wrote:

I'm a hermaphrodite.

Don't think that gives you any kind if special treatment around here, pal.

You're just as fucked up as the rest of us.

If we averaged per post impact, I would say Reason has the highest. A lot posters make insightful or witty posts from time to time, but Reason is entertaining in just about every post.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:13 pm

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if every post you make is a winner, you are not making enough posts. leaving laughs on the table.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:50 pm

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:40 pm

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Darkside wrote:

"You asked me to post about facebook on a message board"

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Im pretty hammered right now.

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newper

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:58 am

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I have to take the ice water bucket challenge.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:38 am

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Sorry,I don't have 27.6 seconds to spare.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:18 pm

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the dog is sick

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:41 pm

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A few of you can thank me later for deleting your posts!

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:38 am

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we already had sex this week

I am not making these up by the way.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:43 am

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Hatchetman wrote:

we already had sex this week

I am not making these up by the way.

You might need to talkt to Pittmike.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:47 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

You might need to talkt to Pittmike.

That is a pretty terrible excuse

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:49 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

That is a pretty terrible excuse

If my wife starts referring to Pittmike, I might be a little suspicious. At least the other excuses might start making more sense.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:58 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

You might need to talkt to Pittmike.

That is a pretty terrible excuse

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