Illinois and Wisconsin in the top 15?

Yeah that is bad.

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Wrong. Any decent Attorney loves the place!

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I don't understand how the world works. Can you explain this one to me?

An attorney is a person who represents people in court.

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They don't care about the people. #Billable hours!!

Wisconsin is like the Chicago of States. For 4 months out of the year its one of the nicest places in the USA, but those 8 months of winter sure do suck.

Agree on Illinois though, one small corner does not make up for the rest of the place sucking balls.

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DE has extremely corporate-friendly tax laws.

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The five states I am driving through next week average out to Idaho.

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Nebraska is the worst drive through state. Don't stop at the McDonald's in Ogallala. It took ten minutes to get our food. The entire staff looked like meth addicts.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I think those would be bad but I'm such a midwestener.

Who cares what Schmutzie_ thinks besides the Score King?

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Idaho is Wisconsin with mountains but kinda scary. Boise is terrible.

they have extremely labor friendly laws too. and yeah a lot of corporations incorporate in delaware even if they're in california because it's cheaper.

but can you name all 50 state capitals ??

Have you seen the MILF Hunter episode with Bethany Beach? It's a lot of fun!

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I'm pretty sure I could get at least 48 or 49 of them without looking any up.

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at least 49 ?

Aside from the inclusion of Tennessee, Illinois & Utah, the top 25 is ok in my book. Each can go down at least 20-25 spots.

Because of north Louisiana, that state should be dropped about ten or so spots as well.

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This is a worse thought than normal, which is hard to believe.

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Yep
I think most of us to memorize them in school, and for the most part they have much stuck with me. The quintessential 'brag about something nobody cares about'

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Utah is getting a lot better with thr liquor laws and the Mormons are getting squeezed demographically. It's still draconian (1 AM bar close is nuts) but improving slowly.

The thing about Utah is much of it looks like a different planet. And it's unrivaled for skiing. Weather is great too. State has a lot going for it and Salt Lake is getting there as a city.

1. Illinois
2. Florida
T-3: the rest
50. Arizona

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Anyone who ranks Montana over Hawaii is someone I dont really care to hear from any more about lists... America (the poster) is just bad. I thought he was going to be good too, what a damn shame.

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Threads like this were better when started by 'Mini Ditka'.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Florida is a terrible state populated almost entirely of weirdos, rednecks, old people and meth addicts. It's warm weather Ohio. Just bad.

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Most of the people that live in Florida aren't from there, what does that mean?

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Have you been to either? I lived in Montana for the better part of two years. I've not been to Hawaii, and I am not a skier or snowboarder, but I can completely understand why somebody would love Montana. The Western part of the state is simply awesome.

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Ranking the states is fairly simple.

A state's ranking is pretty much directly proportional to its distance from an ocean.

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Been to Hawaii but never Montana. Cant see a reason to ever go or ever want to. If I wanted to ski, I'd hit up Colorado.

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Yeah, South Carolina > Minnesota, you're right.

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