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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:37 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

HEAT ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM NOON CDT /1 PM EDT/ TO 8 PM CDT /9 PM EDT/ THURSDAY...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO HAS ISSUED A HEAT ADVISORY... WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM NOON CDT /1 PM EDT/ TO 8 PM CDT /9 PM EDT/ THURSDAY.

* TEMPERATURE... FORECAST HIGHS RANGE FROM 100 TO NEAR 105 DEGREES. MODERATE HUMIDITY LEVELS WILL KEEP PEAK HEAT INDEX READINGS IN THE 105 TO 110 DEGREE RANGE.

* IMPACTS... PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS HEAT CAN BE DANGEROUS IF THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN. SUNSTROKE... HEAT CRAMPS OR HEAT EXHAUSTION IS POSSIBLE WITH PROLONGED EXPOSURE AND PHYSICAL ACTIVITY.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

TAKE EXTRA PRECAUTIONS... IF YOU WORK OR SPEND TIME OUTSIDE. WHEN POSSIBLE... RESCHEDULE STRENUOUS ACTIVITIES TO EARLY MORNING OR EVENING. KNOW THE SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS OF HEAT EXHAUSTION AND HEAT STROKE. WEAR LIGHT WEIGHT AND LOOSE FITTING CLOTHING WHEN POSSIBLE AND DRINK PLENTY OF WATER.

TO REDUCE RISK DURING OUTDOOR WORK... THE OCCUPATIONAL SAFETY AND HEALTH ADMINISTRATION RECOMMENDS SCHEDULING FREQUENT REST BREAKS IN SHADED OR AIR CONDITIONED ENVIRONMENTS. ANYONE OVERCOME BY HEAT SHOULD BE MOVED TO A COOL AND SHADED LOCATION. HEAT STROKE IS AN EMERGENCY... CALL 9 1 1.

A HEAT ADVISORY MEANS THAT A PERIOD OF HOT WEATHER IS EXPECTED. HIGH TEMPERATURES AND HIGH HUMIDITY WILL COMBINE TO CREATE A SITUATION IN WHICH HEAT ILLNESSES ARE POSSIBLE. DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS... STAY IN AN AIR-CONDITIONED ROOM... STAY OUT OF THE SUN... AND CHECK UP ON RELATIVES AND NEIGHBORS.

CHILDREN AND PETS SHOULD NEVER BE LEFT UNATTENDED IN VEHICLES UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. THIS IS ESPECIALLY TRUE DURING HOT WEATHER WHEN THE CAR INTERIOR CAN REACH LETHAL TEMPERATURES IN A MATTER OF MINUTES!

Mercy!!

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:38 am

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Pretty much a guarantee that our office will lose power tomorrow...

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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:44 am

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Telegram Sam

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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:45 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

HEAT ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM NOON CDT /1 PM EDT/ TO 8 PM CDT /9 PM EDT/ THURSDAY...

CHILDREN AND PETS SHOULD NEVER BE LEFT UNATTENDED IN VEHICLES UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. THIS IS ESPECIALLY TRUE DURING HOT WEATHER WHEN THE CAR INTERIOR CAN REACH LETHAL TEMPERATURES IN A MATTER OF MINUTES!

It's not spelled out, but I assume they mean the elderly, too. Don't leave old people locked in your car, folks. Not today.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:49 am

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Telegram Sam wrote:

It's not spelled out, but I assume they mean the elderly, too. Don't leave old people locked in your car, folks. Not today.

I could totally see Ed Farmer saying something like that.

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:49 pm

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Maybe I should have put this on the complain about thread but I'll be replacing two compressors tomorrow on a 60 ton rooftop.

I hear we've got 1 hour exposure limits.

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Redneckmommy

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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:03 pm

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I feel for my Da working at the refinery in Indiana and anyone having to work outside for that matter

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Baby McNown

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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:45 pm

My god is that thunder I hear? Is that rain I see?

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jimmypasta

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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:47 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Maybe I should have put this on the complain about thread but I'll be replacing two compressors tomorrow on a 60 ton rooftop.

I hear we've got 1 hour exposure limits.

wear a visor.

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:58 pm

jimmypasta wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Maybe I should have put this on the complain about thread but I'll be replacing two compressors tomorrow on a 60 ton rooftop.

I hear we've got 1 hour exposure limits.

wear a visor.

Backwards. And an "It's Gonna Happen" t-shirt

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:18 am

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

It's not spelled out, but I assume they mean the elderly, too. Don't leave old people locked in your car, folks. Not today.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:19 am

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Hawg Ass

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:20 am

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Brick

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:22 am

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Darkside wrote:

Maybe I should have put this on the complain about thread but I'll be replacing two compressors tomorrow on a 60 ton rooftop.

I hear we've got 1 hour exposure limits.

Don't forget to drink a ton of beer to stay hydrated.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:24 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Maybe I should have put this on the complain about thread but I'll be replacing two compressors tomorrow on a 60 ton rooftop.

I hear we've got 1 hour exposure limits.

Don't forget to drink a ton of beer to stay hydrated.

That's just dumb. You drink vodka.......'cause it's clear.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:24 am

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Looks like there is a line of pretty nasty storms making their way to the Chicago area. Keep an eye to the sky.

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sjboyd0137

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:27 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Looks like there is a line of pretty nasty storms making their way to the Chicago area. Keep an eye to the sky.

It's dark to the West of Schaumburg. The Boyd Weather Center is guessing that it's getting cloudy and there is possibly rain on the way and in no way did I steal this info from a big titted blonde chick that does the weather on TV.

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Hawg Ass

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:29 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Looks like there is a line of pretty nasty storms making their way to the Chicago area. Keep an eye to the sky.

Shark Sports and The Boyd Weather Center, that is quite the pairing.

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sjboyd0137

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:29 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Looks like there is a line of pretty nasty storms making their way to the Chicago area. Keep an eye to the sky.

Shark Sports and The Boyd Weather Center, that is quite the pairing.

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Darkside wrote:

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:40 am

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It's more fun to be a victim

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:41 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

I don't know, Frank, the big titted blonde said I said you are wrong and it's a stated fact...not my opinion.

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Douchebag

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:44 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Looks like there is a line of pretty nasty storms making their way to the Chicago area. Keep an eye to the sky.

Shark Sports and The Boyd Weather Center, that is quite the pairing.

Does his Big Cock give signals on what the upcoming weather will be?

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:56 am

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THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO HAS ISSUED A* SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING *

FOR... COOK COUNTY IN NORTHEAST ILLINOIS... EASTERN DE KALB COUNTY IN NORTH CENTRAL ILLINOIS... DUPAGE COUNTY IN NORTHEAST ILLINOIS... NORTHERN GRUNDY COUNTY IN NORTHEAST ILLINOIS... KANE COUNTY IN NORTHEAST ILLINOIS... NORTH CENTRAL KANKAKEE COUNTY IN NORTHEAST ILLINOIS... KENDALL COUNTY IN NORTHEAST ILLINOIS... NORTHEASTERN LA SALLE COUNTY IN NORTH CENTRAL ILLINOIS... WILL COUNTY IN NORTHEAST ILLINOIS...

* UNTIL 1145 AM CDT

* AT 1043 AM CDT... NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A LINE OF SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING QUARTER SIZE HAIL... AND DAMAGING WINDS IN EXCESS OF 60 MPH. THESE STORMS WERE LOCATED ALONG A LINE EXTENDING FROM 6 MILES NORTH OF ELBURN TO LITTLE ROCK TO NEWARK... AND MOVING EAST AT 45 MPH.

* SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS WILL BE NEAR... YORKVILLE AND SUGAR GROVE AROUND 1050 AM CDT. MORRIS... NORTH AURORA... MONTGOMERY AND GENEVA AROUND 1055 AM CDT. ELGIN... WAYNE... ST. CHARLES AND OSWEGO AROUND 1100 AM CDT. BARTLETT... STREAMWOOD... COAL CITY AND WEST CHICAGO AROUND 1105 AM CDT. ROSELLE AROUND 1110 AM CDT.

OTHER LOCATIONS AFFECTED... ARGONNE NATIONAL LABORATORY... AURORA UNIVERSITY... BENEDICTINE UNIVERSITY... BROOKFIELD ZOO... CHANNAHON STATE PARK... CHICAGOLAND SPEEDWAY/ROUTE 66 RACEWAY...

I-90 BETWEEN MILE MARKERS 22 AND 36. I-88 BETWEEN MILE MARKERS 96 AND 125. I-80 BETWEEN MILE MARKERS 95 AND 141. I-57 BETWEEN MILE MARKERS 322 AND 336. I-55 BETWEEN MILE MARKERS 236 AND 268.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS PRODUCE DAMAGING WIND IN EXCESS OF 60 MILES PER HOUR... LARGE HAIL... DEADLY LIGHTNING... AND VERY HEAVY RAIN. FOR YOUR PROTECTION MOVE TO AN INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR OF YOUR HOME OR BUSINESS. HEAVY RAINS FLOOD ROADS QUICKLY SO DO NOT DRIVE INTO AREAS WHERE WATER COVERS THE ROAD.

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Hawg Ass

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:57 am

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PANIC?

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sjboyd0137

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:00 am

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Boyd Weather Center wrote:

Better take cover, folks

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Hawg Ass

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:02 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Boyd Weather Center wrote:

Better take cover, folks

Now that is the top notch information you get from The Boyd Weather Center!! Up next Shark Sports.

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:02 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Boyd Weather Center wrote:

Better take cover, folks

Now that is the top notch information you get from The Boyd Weather Center!! Up next Shark Sports.

Wrong section.

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:03 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Boyd Weather Center wrote:

Better take cover, folks

Now that is the top notch information you get from The Boyd Weather Center!! Up next Shark Sports.

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Chus

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:04 am

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The whole family is hunkered down in the basement right now.

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:04 am

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The BWC, SHARK Sports, and Kige Ramsey's YouTube News...that's a station I would watch.

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