She might be on to something. Doesn't standing water attract those annoying gnats or whatever. The fruit fly look alikes. I mean certainly in sinks and tubs but probably not a closed dishwasher. Idk. Maybe that's a factor?

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

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Turn around, don't drown.

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I wont stack plates and bowls when they're wet. I know it's insane. Stuff won't dry if it's in a vacuum, says I.

Don’t sweat the small stuff JORR.

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Elections have consequences.

You're on my wife's team!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Your house will be useless if aliens attack.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Aha! No, it will not. In another odd quirk, my wife often leaves half filled glasses of drinking water around the house, despite her concerns about "STANDING WATER!"

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

If the glasses and shirts are any indication the JORR household does all things halfway.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Gotta side with your wife on this one, mostly to prevent damage to the wood cabinets.

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Don’t worry you know JORR is still a contact paper lining the cabinet and drawer bottoms guy.

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Elections have consequences.

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Really hope JORR doesn't discuss what is said here with his better half. Speaking from experience it doesn't always end well.

Probably grew up in a house with plastic covers on the front room couches as well.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

For sure.

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Elections have consequences.

My mom always made fun of those plastic couch covers. She grew up in an Italian neighborhood where all her friends parents had them.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I have determined that my wife has a "completion phobia". She fears ever completing ANYTHING. Dishes are removed from the dishwasher and many are set on the counter "to dry" before placing in the cabinet. Hand washed items stay in the drying rack for days on end.

The trash bag is removed from the can and replaced, but set at the top of the stairs to the mud room. Once in the mud room it is left by the back door. Then, on a third trip, is is placed in the trash can in the garage, never all three in one twenty-step trip.

Clothes washed are left in the washer until another load is ready for washing, then left in the dryer, then into the basket to be carried into the bedroom, to wait a few days for folding and stacking ON the dresser, never put inside the drawers.

These Christmas decorations may take two more weeks to get put into the storage room in the basement, if then.

Perhaps she is just doing all this to piss me off- I have made it abundantly clear it does, but, with no changes after 30 years, I ain't holding my breath.

This reads like one of those articles from a 1950s Good Housekeeping that gets passed around on social media as a humorous look back at the lives of housewives during the era.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

She views it as being efficient.

One of the most helpful things married people can learn is that their spouse is not going to change. Either you embrace it and learn to live with it, or you get a difference.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

A man marries a woman hoping she won’t change. A woman marries a man hoping he will change.

A balance has to be achieved. Otherwise, two divorce lawers are made very happy.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

It's getting increasingly difficult to argue with you. I'm so glad that the bump on your head has finally gone away my friend.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

The bump was there only in your mind. Good to know you’ve evolved.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Just had nasal surgury.was supposed to be under 2 hours. Wound up being 3 1/2. So I had to stay overnight. I can breathe properly. Shit hurts like I wend 12 seconds with Mike Tyson. Got real pain meds so I could sleep plus plenty more for home use. Great staff ,only bad thing was not one close to hot nurse,WTF?????

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I had a very rough southbound bike ride this morning. There were gale force winds right in my face. Out on the NU lakefill the waves were so high they were coming up onto the path. As I went around the corner heading toward the wooden bridge I hit a patch of ice and dropped the bike. Good thing I didn't land on my phone. I did break the electronic key to my building though. I'm sure that's $50 or $100 to replace. To add insult to injury a bus driver blew his horn at me on Lunt. He was blowing almost every stop sign too. It was Bus No. 1395 on Route 96 if anyone from the CTA is reading this and wants to mete out appropriate punishment. I found a dime though. 134 miles and 14 cents for the year so far. Not bad.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Only about 1700 more miles and you will have found enough change to pay for your key replacement!

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JORR be up your mileage so you can find enough change to pay me my $50

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I'm not happy with Kofi's recent progress but I think it has more to do with an inability to get him the ball.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

this is no reason to complain.

In fact, this is an out for you.

She wants to do it her way, well great, gives you reason to not have to do it and u can sit back on your couch and watch TV.

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you are a genius. 100% true.

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