My Dane is a big priss. It's like pulling teeth to get her out. The leonberger, it's a struggle to get him to come in.

_________________

The same with my German Shepherd. All he wants is to be outside.

_________________
We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Orgy code word

Out of town friends: "I hear your in for a cold one!"

Me:

_________________

Throw boiling water at your mail carrier. Those people are better than all of us.

_________________
Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

My mail carrier is a piece of shit. I hope she freezes her tits to a mailbox door tomorrow.

_________________
"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

What kind of super lawyer is in night court?

_________________
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Dude ..Markie Post was super.

John Larroquette.

_________________

Lots of lawers on this bored. Who's the real life John Larroquette?

Be careful fellas.

If you gotta travel in the morning bring extra clothes for the ride.

Don’t be outside for any extended time with any skin exposed.

If you’re a lawyer, and you need to meet for a late night hearing (orgy) make sure you’re wrapped up nice and tight.

_________________

Yeah, people are often unnecessarily hysterical about the weather, but this one is for real. Fuck around, and you could die in this shit.

_________________

I have a bad feeling MANY are not going to take this serious in and around Chicago.

_________________

Only if you are an idiot.

For real for real tho.

Do not try to run or work out in that weather.

You will die.

Idc if you’re the marathon man.

Your lungs will crystallize and explode.

_________________

Well, be really careful then.

_________________

You are fear mongering.

It's cold AF.. just walked 6 blocks with dog n he's shivering..me too#

_________________

I was out in shorts when i had to run to the ATM but this was at 5:30pm

_________________
You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

You won't last 3 days in the black hills with pussy attitude, toughen up. I'm working tomorrow n I hate the cold.

_________________

So if you stepped outside, buck naked, yes in 30 min you would probably die. Fully clothed with a jacket on, it would take most likely well over an hour for you to be legally dead, so yes, you pretty have to commit suicide to die in this. Everyone relax.

I’m being a mother hen I know.

We get extended periods with this cold every winter up here.

It’s not a joke.

_________________

No one is excited. You're trying too hard.

_________________

I work in this cold every winter for more than just a day you fucking c ock gobbler.

_________________

'Bills is. He's going come over and warm my balls.

With no hat, you’d prolly pass out in less than 30 minutes.

_________________

You and bills do seem to have some sexual tension.

_________________

Yeah, but you wouldn't die immediately. You would probably be in a state of Hatchetman for like 20 minutes before you fully died.

_________________

You’re a fucking idiot for putting your dog through that.

_________________