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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:27 pm 
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KS, you're dating yourself that you even know what a carriage-return is.



It would be a good bet the KS....."dates himself" quite a bit, if ya buy what I'm sellin'...

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:07 pm 
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
KS, you're dating yourself that you even know what a carriage-return is.



It would be a good bet the KS....."dates himself" quite a bit, if ya buy what I'm sellin'...




But don't we all "date ourselves" from time to time? I'm going to date myself right here in this post...




right now...........






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yeah


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learned to type on a typewriter with carriage return, too. :P

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:20 pm 
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I distinctly remember a conversation at Bull & Bear that went something like this:

Me: You did pretty good for yourself, Spaulding! Next to Cairo your husband is the second best looking dude here. Did that sound gay? Don't post that I said that on the board.

Spaulding: That was totally gay. I'm absolutely going to post it on the board.

I somehow believe that this entire conversation really took place verbatim.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:26 pm 
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I haven't compiled a funniest poster list.

I do know that Spaulding and Redneckmommy are the only 2 posters I want to have pillow fight with in our bras and panties.



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:18 pm 
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Houston Homer wrote:
I haven't compiled a funniest poster list.

I do know that Spaulding and Redneckmommy are the only 2 posters I want to have pillow fight with in our bras and panties.



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:31 pm 
Houston Homer wrote:
I haven't compiled a funniest poster list.

I do know that Spaulding and Redneckmommy are the only 2 posters I want to have pillow fight with in our bras and panties.



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:41 pm 
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So if I say I want to have a pillow fight with Darkside and Don Tiny, I should get nominated for poster of the day?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:41 pm 
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And lets be honest. Who wouldnt want to have a pantless pillow fight with Don Tiny?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:44 pm 
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This is thw worst 19 page thread I've ever seen.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:45 pm 
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I would need other 19 page threads to compare it to.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:46 pm 
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Keeping Score wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
This is thw worst 19 page thread I've ever seen.



I've been excellent throughout. That's a ridiculous thing to say.

My apologies to you and your old man wit.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:46 pm 
Jbi11s wrote:
This is thw worst 19 page thread I've ever seen.

You must not have been around for "guest" posting.


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Baby McNown wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
This is thw worst 19 page thread I've ever seen.

You must not have been around for "guest" posting.

:lol: Actually no, you've got me there.

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So if I say I want to have a pillow fight with Darkside and Don Tiny, I should get nominated for poster of the day?

You get:
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:36 pm 
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
And lets be honest. Who wouldnt want to have a pantless pillow fight with Don Tiny?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:37 pm 
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Don Tiny wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
And lets be honest. Who wouldnt want to have a pantless pillow fight with Don Tiny?


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How does the comedic value shift up or down with seven dicks instead of six?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:52 pm 
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For starters, six rhymes with dicks which detracts from the overall phrase. Then again, you're probably the kind that finds limericks to be high art.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
spmack wrote:
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spmack thought I was her husband and I had met spmack before and guarded him for 3 hours at Hoops II: Old Man Boogaloo.

And you still have not forgiven me for that.

Sidenote: Are you on twitter as IlliniMac or whatever? I follow this guy, only because I think its you.


:lol: Yes, that's me. I never post on it though, purely stalking porn stars....mostly female.


Stalking porn stars paid off! 50% off code at Hard Rock Hotel.

Be proud of your hobbies!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:46 am 
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Don Tiny wrote:
For starters, six rhymes with dicks which detracts from the overall phrase. Then again, you're probably the kind that finds limericks to be high art.

No. The dicks/six rhyme adds to the creative appreciation for this artwork. Also its not like 6 is the only # we could use here...

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since I was in Bora Bora during this thread, thought I'd chip in my .02

1. Don Tiny
2. Dr. Ken
3. B-Rick
4. Irish Boy/W_Z
5. Cairo

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