I was fast. Cop wrote me a ticket for going 5 over which was nice. If I did online traffic school it doesn't get sent to insurance.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I had to take the written test, which I didn't know I had to do. I missed two signs bit got everything else right. The test looked like it was written by a 10 year old.

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The last time I had to renew my license (in your face, Massachusetts!), I had to take the written test. The woman asked me if I wanted a 'Rules of the Road' book to study, and then come back and take the test tomorrow. I laughed and said I would just take the test. I got one wrong (missed a sign) and that was it.

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I only had to do the written test when I was 16 and I've never done the driving test since I did good enough in Drivers Ed then to avoid it at the DMV.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Thug.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I've gotten these two mixed up more than once:

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I have been driving for 25 years. I took a written test and a road test to get my license in '92. Since then, I have had to do a vision test (I need corrective lenses) when I renew, that's it.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

First sign is merge, second is lane ending.

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i'm on expert on all those tests now

I took my 4th and final CPA exam. They introduced a new format starting in April. I felt good leaving. It's a 4 hour test but I finished in 2.5 hours.

I find out the result in August.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Pretty sure Chas failed this test.

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I think it was when I got my last renewel that I had to take a written. Got first liscence in 91. Think I missed one question. Beyond that it's just the vision tests.

Every couple of years at work they have a "scratch and dent" sale to unload some of the product that we make that can't be sold to the
general public. You go out and sign your name on product you are interested and then they do a blind draw for the stuff. I just picked
up a nice item for $80 that was marked down 95%. I can't see much wrong with it really other than slightly dented up but it's going in my
garage so I don't really care too much about that.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Sex robot?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

You got this. I feel good about it.

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You know me like that.

Something about this doesn't add up.

No sex robot, just a rolling tool box. I'll have to bring the robot idea to the next sales meeting

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Sweet deal. That will likely be one of my first purchases, after we get a new house with a bigger garage.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Teed Up...

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Elections have consequences.

Move.

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You need a whole tool box for rolling? That is dedication.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I roll big joints, man.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
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I thought someone would go Pulte.

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Elections have consequences.

I am definitely buying a Pulte home next.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
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They offer three car garages, which we politely declined. As I suspected, just about everyone with a three car garage uses it for "junk" storage.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Any builder will build a three car garage for you.

I would like a three car garage.


For Darkside:

I’m building you a pyramid

With limestone blocks so large

I dragged them from the mountain top

You’ll need a two car garage

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Excellent, then we're in complete agreement. Pulte will build a three car garage for you.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Upgrade to the 5 car garage.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah, but it will probably fall apart due to the cheap materials and duct tape used to support walls...

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