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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:24 am

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Crystal Lake Huffy wrote:

Allright, we fucking get it.

So you finally admit that hockey sucks, awesome. Now we just need to get Shakes and Stink on board.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:26 am

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Crystal Lake Huffy wrote:

Allright, we fucking get it.

+1

What do us Hockey guys need to do to get a little respect around here?

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:27 am

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I am totally looking forward to the NBA this year. Last year's excitement got me hooked!

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Krazy Ivan

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Crystal Lake Huffy wrote:

Allright, we fucking get it.

+1

What do us Hockey guys need to do to get a little respect around here?

Watch a real sport.

Hockey sucks because the top "hockey headline" right now is an ex-player's kid being signed to a suck-ass baseball team.

(Yes, that was a twofer...)

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:32 am

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spanky wrote:

I am totally looking forward to the NBA this year. Last year's excitement got me hooked!

This years NBA season is guaranteed to be more exciting than the NHL's.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:33 am

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spanky wrote:

I am totally looking forward to the NBA this year. Last year's excitement got me hooked!

It was actually one of the most interesting and exciting seasons in a while

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:28 pm

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Its star players like to knock kids out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... tigJnJV4XY

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:00 pm

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Did I hear right? This goddam season starts on Friday? Christ, it seems like just 3 weeks ago those idiots in Vancouver were rioting.

And people say the baseball season is too long...

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:01 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Did I hear right? This goddam season starts on Friday? Christ, it seems like just 3 weeks ago those idiots in Vancouver were rioting.

And people say the baseball season is too long...

They probably were rioting in Vancouver 3 weeks ago, but most likely for a completely different reason.

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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:04 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Did I hear right? This goddam season starts on Friday? Christ, it seems like just 3 weeks ago those idiots in Vancouver were rioting.

And people say the baseball season is too long...

They probably were rioting in Vancouver 3 weeks ago, but most likely for a completely different reason.

They heard they might cancel Degrassi.

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:04 pm

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I'm sorry 4 months feels like 3 weeks to you.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:06 pm

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Northside_Dan wrote:

I'm sorry 4 months feels like 3 weeks to you.

I agree. Hockey does suck.

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:08 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Northside_Dan wrote:

I'm sorry 4 months feels like 3 weeks to you.

I agree. Hockey does suck.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:29 pm

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Northside_Dan wrote:

I'm sorry 4 months feels like 3 weeks to you.

Seriously, those riots were last thursday

Season starts friday? Really? Way to promote your product...I havent seen any commercials in my 0 minutes of Vs. viewing.

NBA lockout huh? Nice time to get some new fans, would be nice if they had the ESPN hype machine backing them.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:44 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

NBA lockout huh? Nice time to get some new fans...

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:09 pm

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The VP of the NBA doesnt have to appear on television every time he needs to explain why a player shouldnt try to take off another players head.

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Krazy Ivan

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:58 pm

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Because the road teams wear white and the home teams wear darks. WTF is that confusing shit?

I'm watching Hawks highlights and I see one of the Hawks scored a goal. Here I am assuming they're playing a road game because they're wearing red. But then the crowd starts cheering. I'm like, "Why is the crowd cheering for the road team? Oh yeah....because the ROAD TEAM IS WEARING WHITE!"

Makes no sense to me. :scratch:

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:26 pm

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Mike Milbury beating up kids. At least in college football they just pleasure them.

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:06 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

They flipped it a few years ago because teams were wearing third jerseys at home, which are usually dark, which was getting confusing. I like white at home better. Good guys wear white.

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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:10 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Because the road teams wear white and the home teams wear darks. WTF is that confusing shit?

I find the world's most popular sport confusing for the same reason. Unless I'm watching a Cowboys game. Then I am really confused.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:58 pm

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Wow. This concussion sure is a doozy. Better go drive it off...

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:58 pm

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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:02 pm

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God fucking dammit

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Krazy Ivan

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

God fucking dammit

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You wanna go, pal?

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spanky

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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:06 pm

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Hockey sucks because the fans don;t know how to properly riot over glow in the dark shoes.

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sjboyd0137

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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:09 pm

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If basketball is so damn interesting, why the hell is the background music needed during the game? Can the action on the court not keep the fans' attention?

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

If basketball is so damn interesting, why the hell is the background music needed during the game? Can the action on the court not keep the fans' attention?

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:13 pm

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Why does support for hockey always equal bashing of basketball? I think there is a (small) anti-NBA thread around here somewhere.

Half of the Hawks team is concussed. Maybe that can be used as an excuse for completely sucking this year. The "fans" are disappearing again...

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