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I'm calling BS on that.

I bet Darkside is a motor mouth when it comes to telescopes, apocalypse prepping, poetry, knives, the poetry of telescoping knives, etc. He just needs a the tiniest hint of daylight to get started.

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I stand for the separation of church and HVAC, and the reason that I stand for that is the same reason that I believe the great Willis Carrier did. It is not there to protect religion from the grasp of HVAC repairmen but to protect HVAC repairmen from the grasp of religious fanaticism. I may be an atheist, but that does not mean I do not go to church. I do go to church. The church I go to is every call from a desperate client needing cool relief on a stifling hot day or warm air on a frigid night. My church is this very chapel of climate control that we sit in together, and I do not need God to tell me what are my moral absolutes. I need my heart, my brain, and this church.

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“So Mr. Darkside, what do you think about the upcoming draft?”

“The fuck? What the fuck did you just ask me kid? The only draft that matters is the one in Mr. Johnson’s house. Balancing is all fucked up; AC unit is struggling to push out 250 CFM. We got an old man going into summer with inadequate temperature control and you want to talk about a fucking game? What the fuck is wrong with you, you stupid son of a bitch?”

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

thats pretty good

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

No. He wants to convert Darkside. Darkside is right to shut it down.

My Sundays mornings are spent at Costco is my response but Darkside may be a Sam's Club guy.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah maybe. This is a unique case. I got 3 weeks to get this kid ready for prime time and this level of training typically takes 20 weeks.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Wow. That's good.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I got an Audi A4 this week for a rental and there are too damn many gears, paddles, handles and buttons. I need a Deni$ tutor session.

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Elections have consequences.

The interiors are quite busy. And everything on an Audi is backwards.

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Its a rental. Just trash it.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I like Audis.

They are nice, The big problem with Audi now (and most luxury brands) is they created too many models that all look the same. There is no differentiation anymore.

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Always liked something about the A7.. Well the S7 more so but it doesn't fit my life at all and the cost of ownership would not be something I feel like dealing with at the moment.

A friend of mine asks if I want to go to Lake Geneva to see live music. He omits the part about a $13 (yes, I know you're sorry I'm poor) cover to see a Grateful Dead Tribute. Now I passed on going to see a similar group in Palatine last night as I'm not a huge fan. Yet here I am and they're wondering why I'm not loving it?

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

How is the trip going thus far?

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Great. Got 300 miles on the car yesterday. For a pretty pedestrian model Audi it actually was enjoyable. Hope to get to PB tomorrow or Wednesday.

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Elections have consequences.

I used to live three blocks from the primary athletics venue for the Special Olympics. For the better part of the last 12-15 years it's always irritated the hell out of me that they have it so early and the weather usually blows. They really set the hell up out of the stadium and park, hundreds of kids are brought in and it always looks like March. Waiting a week or two can't possibly hurt.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

my boys are getting to a size that breaking up the occasional physical confrontation is hazardous to my health

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I get that.

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Elections have consequences.

we are now in that interregnum between winter and summer where the office building overcompensates for one day changes in the weather by blasting the heat or air conditioning and it gets everyone sick

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

the tamale guy at the farmer's market sells out all his tamales for the day in pre order. The stand ends up being just a pick up site. Why not make more for that day to sell if you knew you already had that cash in your pocket?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Had a colonoscopy this morning. As much as I heard about how bad the prep laxative stuff was, I still somehow wasn't prepared. What a shit show!

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Just got back from putting down our 15 year-old Weimareiner. My wife is the dog person, not me, but I loved that dog. It was time, but damn...this hurt.

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Damn, that ruff. Sorry to hear bigW.

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Oh shit. I have two weims. Out on the lake with them now. I’ll post a pic. Great dogs.

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