Then she got mad when someone said she shouldn't be posing for swim suits on magazine covers, and then she reacted by losing weight and posting better pictures of her in swim suits.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Are we limiting this to stand up comedians? I was serious about my Colbert love - has to be one of the most influential comedians over the past twenty years or so.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Yes

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

So Tracy Morgan is not eligible?

Cook was decent before he got really big. His bit about public restrooms is hilarious.

He's indeed horrible now.

This actually explains a lot.

BRICK!!! I think Bob qualifies as someone who should be shamed into mental illness treatment.

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Andy Kaufman...

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I saw Chelsea Handler live, years ago, she was incredibly hilarious.

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That's surprising. On TV,she comes off as one miserable bitch.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Very blue. Very funny. Her shtick was still fresh then. There was something funny about a hot blonde with a very dirty act.

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On what do you base that? You hate her because she is a liberal.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

You know I won't argue.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

it was between 2006-2007 that Dane Cook became the Nickelback of standup comedy. but he did have some good bits before he blew up and did bro tours all over for HBO.

Amy Schumer? Who doesn't love some good Ol' nasty vagina jokes

No love for Chris Rock?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

His bit about how women should learn to cook if they want a man might be my favorite.

Norm MacDonald is great. I forgot about him.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

John Mulaney is a hilarious story teller (see: Salt n Pepper Diner), but his delivery can be forced (kind of like Daniel Tosh who has some really funny bits, but has no delivery or timing)

Demitri Martin consistently makes me laugh.

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