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JORR

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:57 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I always hate when someone asks me, "What do you do?" I never really answer either. It's the most boring form of conversation. Unless you're an astronaut or a big league ballplayer or something. Ask me what I love.

"I have a pathological obsession with arguing about the W/L statistic for pitchers with people on the internet"

I do love that argument. When you look at how thin the margin really is between the best big league lineup and the worst (the worst team still wins about 60 games), consider that the best players don't play every game (rest, injuries, etc.), it's absurd to think someone could be a "great" pitcher while losing over half his decisions in a 200 game sample.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:59 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Try to figure out a way to compliment her eyes - interesting / captivating / intriguing / beautiful, etc.

Work on the delivery so it sounds more as though you are fascinated by them rather than creepy. I'd avoid "beautiful" unless you think the moment calls for it. "Intriguing" is more conversation-starty....

When I was looking,I was just happy they were pointing in the same direction!

Same with the tits.

You could probably do the same with tits.

"I'm sorry but I couldn't help but notice how interesting your tits are."

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:03 am

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:04 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

When I was looking,I was just happy they were pointing in the same direction!

Same with the tits.

You a tit man, jimmy?

About fifteen years ago I had a nineteen year old girl that wanted to move in with me. I was trying to resist but the flesh is weak. I told her a relationship really wasn't a good idea. "You're much too young for me." She shoved me down on the bed and straddled me. Then she said, "Wait until I get the big guns out." :lol:

Did I happen to mention they were HUGE?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:06 am

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

When I was looking,I was just happy they were pointing in the same direction!

Same with the tits.

Did I happen to mention they were HUGE?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:08 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Talk about your job.
Chicks dig that.

Actually, no one wants to hear about your fuckin' job.

Isn't that the truth. There is one guy, husband of a friend of my sister in law, that I talk to once a year and you can tell he's just bored as shit as these kids birthday parties I see him at. He always asks about my job and then a thousand different questions. I think it's foreign enough to him that it beats watching 2 year olds eat cake. But I sure don't want to talk about it.

What do you love, JORR?

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:09 am

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Chus wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Talk about your job.
Chicks dig that.

Actually, no one wants to hear about your fuckin' job.

What do you love, JORR?

Italian suits, German cars, French wine, and American girls.

Now there's a fuckin' pick-up line!

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:10 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

When I was looking,I was just happy they were pointing in the same direction!

Same with the tits.

This guy gets it.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:10 am

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Props to JORR. I'm sure it didn't look nothing like this:

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:10 am

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or this:

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:11 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Chus wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Talk about your job.
Chicks dig that.

Actually, no one wants to hear about your fuckin' job.

What do you love, JORR?

Italian suits, German cars, French wine, and American girls.

Now there's a fuckin' pick-up line!

Much better than talking about your job, the weather, or the local sports teams.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:12 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

or this:

Terrible, jimmy. Just terrible.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:12 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Chus wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Talk about your job.
Chicks dig that.

Actually, no one wants to hear about your fuckin' job.

What do you love, JORR?

Italian suits, German cars, French wine, and American girls.

Now there's a fuckin' pick-up line!

That's a good list.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:13 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

Props to JORR. I'm sure it didn't look nothing like this:

They were MUCH bigger.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:15 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

or this:

Terrible, jimmy. Just terrible.

Just teasing,but to be honest that's how I would feel even if the girl was 23 and I was 46. It just seems creepy to me but not saying it's not right for other guys or girls going the other way.

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:16 am

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Are you going to post a picture or just use your talents as a writer to describe.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:22 am

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Are you going to post a picture or just use your talents as a writer to describe.

I wouldn't feel right about posting her picture. She was kind of a Ginnifer Goodwin type. Imagine Ginnifer Goodwin with Anna Nicole Smith's boobs.

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:27 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Are you going to post a picture or just use your talents as a writer to describe.

I wouldn't feel right about posting her picture. She was kind of a Ginnifer Goodwin type. Imagine Ginnifer Goodwin with Anna Nicole Smith's boobs.

Just more inventive to head to the concourse behind section 162.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:33 am

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Are you going to post a picture or just use your talents as a writer to describe.

I wouldn't feel right about posting her picture. She was kind of a Ginnifer Goodwin type. Imagine Ginnifer Goodwin with Anna Nicole Smith's boobs.

Just more inventive to head to the concourse behind section 162.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Pickup lines for chicks on the train/bus

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:44 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Chus wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Talk about your job.
Chicks dig that.

Actually, no one wants to hear about your fuckin' job.

What do you love, JORR?

Italian suits, German cars, French wine, and American girls.

Now there's a fuckin' pick-up line!

Don't overlook the compelling topic of personal hygiene, especially if your shaving buddy is acting as wing man!

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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:02 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Talk about your job.
Chicks dig that.

Actually, no one wants to hear about your fuckin' job.

I got a buddy who, whenever someone asked him what he did for work he would reply, "I have a job and it sucks, just like you. Next topic."

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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:18 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

One time a heifer/ish yuppie/ish *meh* ~3-4 approached me at Gold Star on Division st and started flirting with me. She asked me what I do for a living, so wanting to think up the wittiest way to say "nothing" I said "I travel through time and space"

(Wait a second... Congrats, you just traveled through time. And while you did that the earth was moving in its orbit around the sun, so you moved through space;. Ergo, you just traveled through time and space... =)

Of course the chick was (literally + figuratively) thick so she was like HUH?!? so I decided to have fun with her by saying "I'm a time traveler" and one thing led to another and I ended up being banned from Gold Star for a year or 2 for being a time traveler.

True story that I've probably told 2-3 times already on the board, right?

ALSO: page 3 of this thread made me =] --- this is why I come here guys.... Even if I'm essentially @JustAGuy on Twitter and the only way I get in a hall of fame is if I pay admission!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:24 pm

I convinced a young lady that I was a backup WR on UofI's football team once and her friend that my buddy was a redshirt hotshot QB recruit.

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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:42 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

When I was looking,I was just happy they were pointing in the same direction!

Same with the tits.

Did I happen to mention they were HUGE?

Did. Not. Happen.

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