probably wanted for murder...

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Well done, all.

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You know me like that.

Okay. I'll admit it. Drinky isn't a dumbass.

He's worse.

Think about it. He spends his days answering dumbass callers. Then he makes dumbass comments. Then he does dumbass things.

It's no wonder Bernstein axed him. Goff didn't help by having compromising information either. Drinky got screwed by people he thought were his friends.

That's what dumbasses do.

On point.

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Attention everyone, the punch has been spiked! Don't worry. Your parents have been called and will be here to pick you up shortly!

Kid two doors down was smoking pot in the alley. I called the cops, but unfortunately he was gone by the time they got there.

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I hope that's not true.

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Hopefully he murders you some day

Well done hatchetman. Stay on it.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

What a buzzkill.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Life saver.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Many years ago I shared a flat with DW and another couple. There was a problem kid who lived below us. Anyhow one day I'm walking down the back steps and I see this kid smoking weed with a pipe he cleverly made with an aunt jamimah bottle. It stunk up the whole hallway. So I told him he was an idiot a d told him how to build a blow tube so he wouldn't get caught.
Is that bad?

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I dunno . What if it were Frank?

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Smoking or teaching?

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Veteran move on your part. Somebody needs to teach kids how to do drugs. They are going to do them anyway. We may as well teach them how to do drugs, without killing themselves, or pissing off their neighbors.

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Were they stolen too?

Jeff Sessions vibe

I am not a sex offender and I have not been charged with a violent crime.

smoke pot in your own house, not in my alley. degenerates. they moved thankfully.

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Plus he's doing everyone a favor by trying to keep property values up. You can't have the criminal element hanging around your biggest investment!

Was it supposed to be ironic that Mia Wallace "drew" a rectangle instead of a square?

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I hope that kid egged your house.

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Why did they go to all of that trouble to clean up the car? Spray paint the windows black, and have Monster Joe send a tow truck.

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Along with solving their problem, I think he was trying to teach them a lesson to be more careful in the future, as well as what the meaning of 'thorough' really is.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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The Wolf said time was of the essence. Hardly the time for teaching lessons.

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I say shit all the time I don't really mean ... I say it to get a specific result, even using immediacy to get lasting results. I would suggest he did similarly.

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- Henry George