I think he's drinking a Prestone Colada a day.

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no it's true. When you get old you will have these stories too.

it takes a special kind of human being to be able to take a crap anywhere, at any time.

I have been known to go 3 days without taking a crap while staying at someone else's place. It's 100% mental.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Yet you post nothing but "shit" here...

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I use to be like that too. From ages 0 to 18 i think. Then I was forced to use public bathrooms. But I try to avoid as much as I can. They're just nasty and disgusting.

well, that's rich...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

This probably isn't the best thread to read whilst eating Jimmy John's.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I never use the paper covers. I used to use build a little nest out of TP but now I don't even bother. My ass cheeks can handle it. You aren't going to get AIDS. Just sit down and move on with your life.

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Hank, I swear we’re the same person sometimes. I learned to man up and touch the porcelain a long time ago. It’s not fun, but you forget about it and move on.

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I recommend avoiding the shitter in places like Lowe’s or Hone Depot. Good lord.

I’m not opposed to the road game and I swear a trip to Farm and Fleet has a damn good chance of triggering the need.

Shitty lawn equipment and candle holders with Jesus on them make you poop?

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I drive quite a bit for work and I've found Starbucks and Panera are the best go to spots to shit. Also, you rarely find one in a shitty neighborhood so if you Google the nearest one you won't stop in an area that is questionable.

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The Lowe’s by me has a nice shitter. 12 inch ceramic tiles and plenty of room.

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Elections have consequences.

Agreed on Starbucks.

I'm working one day and there's a school on my route. I drop their mail off and I have to take a dump. It can't wait. I walk into the bathroom and of course, it's around lunchtime and there's about 4 kids in there. They look at me like "What are you doing?". So I go into the stall and do my business. As I'm sitting there, another kid walks in and yells "Ewww....it smells like poop in here!" I finish up, walk out and as they are glaring at me, I said "I'm sorry but I really had to go." Not a banner day.

DEF and heat lamps and Dickey’s work wear... hell if I know.

Not sure I’ve seen those candle holders at Farm and Fleet... Now Farm King; that’s a different story. I believe they are next to the paintings of the sleeping hunter and the deer that’s eating rip van Winkle’s lunch.

Fuck those kids.

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The next generation will be worse than us millenials.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Agreed, except there will be more Cub fans.

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Back in my copier repair days, Borders and Barnes and Noble were my go to's. Northbrook Court mall was really nice, too.

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has no one created an app that shows you where public bathrooms are and their quality ?

I guess he feels at home here.

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

This is a legit thing...

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yea all the good ideas are taken
(and yea I know George Costanza had the idea first )

You people are whacked. Of course I prefer my home toilets, but when you gotta go you gotta go.

CoF waits 3 days? That is not normal.

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Braun Strowman's favorite app.

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I dont buy that 3 day thing. Never happened.

Hank is dead on in this thread. If you gotta go, you gotta go. I dont care where it is.

At our school there is unisex restroom in one of the workrooms. It is near a hallway where there are mostly female teachers and they like to think of it as their restroom. They get mad if guys use it and stink it up. They bitch all the time about such nonsense. Like when they use it it never stinks. Fuck that. I will use that restroom anytime I please.

A couple years ago I was driving home from a basketball game and the urge hit and it was bad. I had to go like right now. I made to a gas station in the middle of nowhere. The bathrooms were one seaters. The guys was in use. I stood there for a couple mins and it was getting really bad. So I went in the ladies room. It was really bad deal. I tore up that poor toilet. Thankfully no ladies where waiting when I came out.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Wasn't this a Degenerate Dave story?

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Again, when you gotta go you gotta go. If its a ladies room so be it.

The *only* time in my life where I can really remember straining to hold it was on a Greyhound bus at like 3 in the morning, and that was only because we were supposed to get to the Fargo station soon.

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