because he's a cross dresser

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Years ago, I was with my first serious girlfriend and I was meeting some of her friends for the first time. Conversations were normal and somebody brought up Carlin. We talked about him for a few minutes, then I said the whole, "Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks! And Fuck Tucker's friend Todd." The room, almost instantly, went silent.

Turns out one of the guys had a son named Tucker, and one of the girls had a nephew named Todd. Needless to say, that relationship didn't last long

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you should name him shithead

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

nobody yet saying you should adopt? fine, I'll be that prick.

you wouldn't have to think of new names at all then!

I think it's actually, "And Fuck Tucker's friend "Kyyyyylllllleee"


Another dumb shit name.

I really wanted to name him after you but no. I don't like Tucker. I wanted George or Gnocchi.

Had a dog named Buck. His names rhymed way too well with Fuck. I imagine Tucker would suffer the same fate.