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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 2:33 pm

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Are you not familiar with the differences between hunting for survival and thrill seeking murder?

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This Ends in Antioch

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 2:35 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Are you not familiar with the differences between hunting for survival and thrill seeking murder?

What if you just ate the kangaroo after you murdered it?

Win-win-win.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 2:40 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Are you not familiar with the differences between hunting for survival and thrill seeking murder?

What if you just ate the kangaroo after you murdered it?

Win-win-win.

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Brick

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 2:51 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Are you not familiar with the differences between hunting for survival and thrill seeking murder?

Two more things that Americans lead the world in along with obesity!

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 3:23 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Are you not familiar with the differences between hunting for survival and thrill seeking murder?

Maybe...whose asking?

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 3:52 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Are you not familiar with the differences between hunting for survival and thrill seeking murder?

Maybe...whose asking?

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 3:56 pm

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I do wonder how MANY current or former board members were/are serial killers?

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Brick

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 4:18 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

I do wonder how MANY current or former board members were/are serial killers?

3940 board members, not including the 1,000 or so that bigfan deleted, and the one that JORR deleted.

You have a 0.00006% chance of being one in America.

So, only a .3 chance that we have a single serial killer on here.

However, with the anti-social tendencies inherit with people who seek out message boards, and the obsessive nature of twitter among many users, you can probably multiply that number by at least 7 to get to there being roughly 2 serial killers among the users of this board.

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Jbi11s

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 4:24 pm

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I have my suspicions

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Seacrest

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 4:30 pm

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Brick wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

I do wonder how MANY current or former board members were/are serial killers?

Buckin Frick

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 5:09 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Are you not familiar with the differences between hunting for survival and thrill seeking murder?

I'm hungry, let your cat out.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 5:23 pm

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Brick wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

I do wonder how MANY current or former board members were/are serial killers?

but they might have met each other with one killing the other

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 5:26 pm

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I bet I could kill one of those ancient, giant sea turtles from the gallapagos. I wouldn't even have to break the shell. Lure it out with something pretending it was a worm then choke it out

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Nardi

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 5:49 pm

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Bears are just big dogs. I could never murder one. That's cold blooded.

But I might kill it, skin it, debowel it, cut it's flesh off and then devour that flesh.

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Clawmaster

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 6:52 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

I bet I could kill one of those ancient, giant sea turtles from the gallapagos. I wouldn't even have to break the shell. Lure it out with something pretending it was a worm then choke it out

Used to do something similar with snapping turtles, just put a stick in front of them and they clamp on which makes it easy to take them out.

One of the scariest things I encountered in my feckless youth was looking down to see a huge snapping turtle had latched on to one of the Crappies on my stringer, when I tried to pull the stringer we made eye contact and he was more than a little agitated.

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 12:32 pm

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Nardi wrote:

Bears are just big dogs. I could never murder one. That's cold blooded.

But I might kill it, skin it, debowel it, cut it's flesh off and then devour that flesh.

bear meat is delicious if theyve been eating a lot of berries. not so much if theyre mostly on a fish diet

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Nardi

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 1:28 pm

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Bears are just big dogs. I could never murder one. That's cold blooded.

But I might kill it, skin it, debowel it, cut it's flesh off and then devour that flesh.

bear meat is delicious if theyve been eating a lot of berries. not so much if theyre mostly on a fish diet

Murder is delicious.

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 3:03 pm

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hunting is important for proper wildlife conservation. may seem contradictory, but it isnt.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 3:24 pm

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Nardi you’re still struggling with this concept?

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OscarTangoEcho

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:09 pm

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I like my chances against a penguin. Not at his house, a slippery ice float, but at my place. I'd kick his cute little ass

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:10 pm

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OscarTangoEcho wrote:

I like my chances against a penguin. Not at his house, a slippery ice float, but at my place. I'd kick his cute little ass

At least you're being realistic.

People in this thread saying they would take down a bear or a wolf in hand to paw combat. GTFO with that nonsense.

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Brick

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:11 pm

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:

hunting is important for proper wildlife conservation. may seem contradictory, but it isnt.

Animals were struggling before we decided to shoot them.

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Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:14 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

OscarTangoEcho wrote:

I like my chances against a penguin. Not at his house, a slippery ice float, but at my place. I'd kick his cute little ass

At least you're being realistic.

People in this thread saying they would take down a bear or a wolf in hand to paw combat. GTFO with that nonsense.

Yeah this thread is great.

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:19 pm

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Golden Retriever is probably the largest dog I could end bare handed.

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:23 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

OscarTangoEcho wrote:

I like my chances against a penguin. Not at his house, a slippery ice float, but at my place. I'd kick his cute little ass

At least you're being realistic.

People in this thread saying they would take down a bear or a wolf in hand to paw combat. GTFO with that nonsense.

Wolves weigh like 100lbs. Under the right circumstances I think many here could actually take a wolf.

I’d like a ruling from Spiral on attire - any restrictions to note?

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This Ends in Antioch

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:23 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Golden Retriever is probably the largest dog I could end bare handed.

You’re a monster.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:25 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

OscarTangoEcho wrote:

I like my chances against a penguin. Not at his house, a slippery ice float, but at my place. I'd kick his cute little ass

At least you're being realistic.

People in this thread saying they would take down a bear or a wolf in hand to paw combat. GTFO with that nonsense.

Wolves weigh like 100lbs. Under the right circumstances I think many here could actually take a wolf.

I’d like a ruling from Spiral on attire - any restrictions to note?

Wolves take down caribou and moose in some cases. With no weapons, a wolf is probably going to win 9 times out of 10.

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Jbi11s

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:26 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

OscarTangoEcho wrote:

I like my chances against a penguin. Not at his house, a slippery ice float, but at my place. I'd kick his cute little ass

At least you're being realistic.

People in this thread saying they would take down a bear or a wolf in hand to paw combat. GTFO with that nonsense.

Wolves weigh like 100lbs. Under the right circumstances I think many here could actually take a wolf.

I’d like a ruling from Spiral on attire - any restrictions to note?

From page 1 of this thread:

Jbi11s wrote:

Cashman wrote:

No joke, I think I could take out a wolf if I had to.

Adult males can be 6ft long and weigh 170-200lbs or more.

Plus they are strong and their teeth look like this…

All that being said I think you have a slight chance against a single wolf if you can contain the initial bite and get a hold of their head.

Still not great odds.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:39 pm

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Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:43 pm

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One of most efficient killing machines on the planet.

Off the top of my head only Grizzly/Polar Bears, and a few big cats are more lethal carnivores.

I’m sure there’s more I’m leaving out.

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