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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:31 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I think a better question is who wouldnt you sleep with.

Cheri Oteri

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:32 am

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Phil McCracken wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I think a better question is who wouldnt you sleep with.

Cheri Oteri

Oprah

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:33 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

I doubt there's more than 3-4 people on here, if that, who wouldn't fuck Khloe if single and given the chance. But hey it's the internet so lets pretend every person we know and socialize with in real life is 10x hotter and skinnier than she is.

Farvio,

I'm talking WOMEN IN HOLLYWOOD (thread title). Not every person we know and socialize with in real life.

Thanks.

No shit. I'm referring to guys that call her fat and ugly and disgusting. She's none of that.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:38 am

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FavreFan wrote:

No shit. I'm referring to guys that call her fat and ugly and disgusting. She's none of that.

Then I hope you dont call any NFL players slow or old because the slow guys are faster than most normal people and the old guys are only 35.

Put it this way, if Khloe is walking down the street, you dont even somewhat check her out. That doesnt make her ugly but she sure aint good looking.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:39 am

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Oh. Well I agree with you there Farvio. She's not disgusting or any of that.

We need to fight soon though. Really soon. Hell at this point I'll even fly to Texas, punch you in the face, and then fly back home.

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Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:41 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Except he's not in Texas. :oops:

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:41 am

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Ooops. Thought he was. My bad.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:53 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

No shit. I'm referring to guys that call her fat and ugly and disgusting. She's none of that.

The nfl analogy doesn't work. To make it work it would be like saying "I'm a better QB than Mark Sanchez". That's my only point. I'm not saying Khloe isnt uglier than her sisters or most other celebrities. All I'm saying is she is not ugly overall. Just like Mark Sanchez is bad at football compared to other starting QBs, but he's still good at football overall.

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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:59 am

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No shit Colombo :roll:

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Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:03 pm

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Paula Deen.
Especially if during foreplay I get to throw a Smithfield ham at her melon.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:05 pm

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shirtless driver wrote:

Paula Deen.
Especially if during foreplay I get to throw a Smithfield ham at her melon.

ah di'int know it was bein' thrown.

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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:07 pm

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Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:20 pm

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Amateur porn in circulation does not qualify as Hollywood, numbnuts.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:26 pm

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Hey, Spaulding. How's it going?

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:41 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

No shit. I'm referring to guys that call her fat and ugly and disgusting. She's none of that.

No, you said you are referring to guys that call her fat and ugly and disgusting. That is the equivalent of any armchair QB or old/fat announcer calling a player slow, weak and bad at football. She is being called ugly in comparison to hot people. Just like a player is being judged on the speed of other players. It doesnt mean we should start saying players are 'slow compared to other players', we just say they are slow. Just like Khloe is ugly.

You saying that "Im a better QB than Sanchez" is equivalent to a girl saying that she is better looking than Khloe and in a lot of cases they would be right.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:42 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hey, Spaulding. How's it going?

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Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:57 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Sarah Jessica Parker

I'll never understand this, she is /was a good looking woman...

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:58 pm

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crosscheck wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Sarah Jessica Parker

I'll never understand this, she is /was a good looking woman...

Yeah I agree....I think she looks fine here

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:58 pm

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crosscheck wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Sarah Jessica Parker

I'll never understand this, she is /was a good looking woman...

Put an oatbag over her face and it's all good.

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Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:00 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Amateur porn in circulation does not qualify as Hollywood, numbnuts.

Where in circulation, btw?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:01 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hey, Spaulding. How's it going?

Couldn't have been nicer in person. Hates me on the board...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:03 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hey, Spaulding. How's it going?

Couldn't have been nicer in person. Hates me on the board...

Same boat.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:03 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

No shit. I'm referring to guys that call her fat and ugly and disgusting. She's none of that.

There's a lot of guys on this board that have said Khloe is fat and ugly and they would not fuck her. I'm calling bullshit on those guys. I'm not saying anything about her in comparison to other celebrities. When you say you would not fuck someone, I assume you are talking about real life, not some fantasyland where you are rich and famous and could fuck any woman on the planet. That's why I'm saying that anyone who said they would not consider fucking Khloe is probably lying.

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Vincent Antonelli

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:08 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hey, Spaulding. How's it going?

Couldn't have been nicer in person. Hates me on the board...

Same boat.

There is a Bison Dele joke in there somewhere.

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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:11 pm

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:12 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Well, yeah we are all a bunch of pigs. :lol:

I am sure most guys on this board have fucked uglier chicks. That doesnt mean we wanted to, it just means we have.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:30 pm

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Vincent Antonelli wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Couldn't have been nicer in person. Hates me on the board...

Same boat.

There is a Bison Dele joke in there somewhere.

bastard... :lol:

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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:32 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

Show me the ugliest woman in Hollywood and I'll let you know.

I believe she played Catwoman in the most recent Batman movie.

Not so much.

But another Batman actress definately qualifies.

EDIT: Sorry psycory

While watching Dark Knight last Thursday...during the scene where Joker crashes Dent's fundraiser...

My buddy: ok, the Joker is definately insane. He just said she is beautiful.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:34 pm

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The Dark Knight was so unbeleivable becasue two of the most powerful men in Gotham are fighting over a woman that resembles a bulldog. That movie was one hot actress away from being perfect...

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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:05 pm

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lipidquadcab wrote:

While watching Dark Knight last Thursday...during the scene where Joker crashes Dent's fundraiser...

My buddy: ok, the Joker is definately insane. He just said she is beautiful.

I remember when I saw it in the theater and he said that, my wife and I just started laughing hysterically, then afterword wondered if he said it mockingly.

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