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I applaud him for realizing his original thread idea was hijacked and deciding to just go with it. Nice thread title change.

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It doesn't make sense to me either that some people get upset that it isn't 90 degrees. This weather is perfect.

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It doesn't make sense to me either that some people get upset that it isn't 90 degrees. This weather is perfect.

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Yeah, I used to be one of those people too, Rick.

But this year my condo has a pool. So Im really looking for some 85-90 degree days with 75 degree nights.


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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
It doesn't make sense to me either that some people get upset that it isn't 90 degrees. This weather is perfect.


That's what I thought. But there are some people who won't go out unless it's 95 degrees and they're out there mowing the lawn or running around in speedo jogging shorts training for the triathlon.

The flip side of that are people who are wearing shorts and jorts in 60 to 70 degree weather.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
It doesn't make sense to me either that some people get upset that it isn't 90 degrees. This weather is perfect.


That's what I thought. But there are some people who won't go out unless it's 95 degrees and they're out there mowing the lawn or running around in speedo jogging shorts training for the triathlon.

The flip side of that are people who are wearing shorts and jorts in 60 to 70 degree weather.
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I applaud him for realizing his original thread idea was hijacked and deciding to just go with it. Nice thread title change.


I had to change it back because the big man told me this now qualifies as a favorite thread and as you know I'm on message board probation.

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Mini Ditka wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
It doesn't make sense to me either that some people get upset that it isn't 90 degrees. This weather is perfect.


That's what I thought. But there are some people who won't go out unless it's 95 degrees and they're out there mowing the lawn or running around in speedo jogging shorts training for the triathlon.

The flip side of that are people who are wearing shorts and jorts in 60 to 70 degree weather.

What is proper Jorts weather?

74?
76?
82?


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Mini Ditka wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I applaud him for realizing his original thread idea was hijacked and deciding to just go with it. Nice thread title change.


I had to change it back because the big man told me this now qualifies as a favorite thread and as you know I'm on message board probation.


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What is proper Jorts weather?

74?
76?
82?
When its no warmer than 32 degrees in hell.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Mini Ditka wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
It doesn't make sense to me either that some people get upset that it isn't 90 degrees. This weather is perfect.


That's what I thought. But there are some people who won't go out unless it's 95 degrees and they're out there mowing the lawn or running around in speedo jogging shorts training for the triathlon.

The flip side of that are people who are wearing shorts and jorts in 60 to 70 degree weather.

What is proper Jorts weather?

74?
76?
82?


Come out to Crown Point you can see jorts in all temperatures.

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reminds me a bit of the summer of '09. very rainy and mild. was chilly at nights and in the mornings. that summer was bliss, though.


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reminds me a bit of the summer of '09. very rainy and mild. was chilly at nights and in the mornings. that summer was bliss, though.

That was a good summer.

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reminds me a bit of the summer of '09.


I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it 'til my fingers bled
It was the summer of '69

Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shoulda known we'd never get far
Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life

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reminds me a bit of the summer of '09.


I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it 'til my fingers bled
It was the summer of '69

Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shoulda known we'd never get far
Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life

I've never been played by a ho!
If the bitch is acting stupid,
She's got to go!
Some muthafuckers get sad
If she fucks with me, I'ma kick her little monkey ass!
See you hoes got it wrong!
think since a nigga say he loves ya, he ain't strong.
Bitch you takin' shit the wrong way
And I can tell right now. It's gonna be a long day!
I got to educate you brothas
If the bitch won't give up the play
fuck her!
Move along to the next trick.
See I'm the type a nigga that tell a ho
"suck dick!"
what if she's not suckin'
That's a waste of time, conversation and my fuckin'
I just put my fuckin pants on
And tell the idiotic freak
to take her tramp ass home!

Cause I don't need a fuckin dummy
I need a bitch to lick nuts
until my dick is cummin'
And after that, you'll earn your gloves
HA HA... Just call me the gangster of love.

I like bitches
All kind of bitches,
To take off my shirt
and pull down my britches
If shes got big tities
I squeeze 'em and hold'em
while she suck my dick and lick my scrotum
And If she got a friend I'll fuck her too
Together we can play a game of switcheroo
I ain't the type who gets all mushy
I like to sit back
and watch them eat each other's pussy!
Weak people might say we're insane
But that's the other fuckin' level of the game
I'll turn your sister out if she fucks with me
You want to know my identity???

Bitches look at me like I'm a faker
Knowing goddamn well
I'm a mutherfuckin heartbreaker!
I'll have them crying for months
Cause I done fucked their best friends
and put a whipping on their Caller Bobs
They have their mothers to call
but, if you fucked one mom,
You done fucked them all
And I really don't give a fuck
Cause if your mom offers me the pussy
she's stuck

Now thats the type of nigga I am,
I'm always game to run a train, god-damn...
six different hoes a night,
i use lubricated rubbers, to make the pussy feel right
better safe then be a victim,
if ya got a jimmy hat, go ahead and dick em.
I put the pussy in its place,
and right before i nut, i pull it out, then to the face,
and tell the bitch to keep suckin
and prepare herself for her first but fuckin.
Then when i'm done, straight to the tub, haha...
Just call me the Gangster of Love.

I'm a mother fucker, i put a bitch to the test
if she dont pass, she dont get blessed.
If the test consists, of fucking my whole crew.
then bitch, god-damn, thats what you gotta do.
You say you wanna be down with Willie-D,
but yet you find it difficult to listen to me,
everytime you fuck up and skip a class,
imma put my god-damn foot in your ass.
And if your father wants to buck-up,
I'll beat the wrinkles out that old mothafucka.
I treat a bitch like a queen,
but she has to realize I'm the goddamn king.

Some jealous punk in town,
told my girl i was fucking around, and she's still down.
to do the same, you gotta have game,
you wanna know my name?
(Call me the Gangster of Love)

Say bill,
wassup B
all the hoes mad at us cause we aint paying for the pussy
and fighting over their asses and shit
but thats the other level of the game again
damn straight
say man, while we on the subject of hoes,
what ever happened to that hoe you used to fuck with named cathy

Oh cathy, that hoe was hot,
the first piece of pussy that i ever got.
she fucked me til i was cummin,
put my nuts in her mouth, and started hummin.
i said, shit, um its ejecting.
she started scratching my dillbag and said hold up a second.
turn me over on my back gold,
opened up my butt cheeks and started lickin out my asshole.
thats why i guess that im the gangsta.
and oh ya, cathleen johnson, sweetheart, i'd like to thank ya.

Little hoes out there are getting stuck,
by niggaz like me and we really dont give a fuck.
big ass titties and a sexy switch,
whatever you got, you deserved it bitch.

See, ah, i like to take em fast,
act like i love em, and dog ther mothafuckin ass.
like for instance miss P,
the bitch ran a game and tried to fuck over me.
but i assisted in the makin,
talking bout she pregnant.
"with you or that jamaican"?
She said me of course,
so i drug her little ass like a mother fuckin horse.
thats what you get for trying to play me,
i'll kick a bitch smack dead in the ass, if she ever say we,
made a kid when i make it,
I'll grab her by her motherfuckin' neck
and try to break it!
Cause I knew I wore a fucking glove
You know who you fuckin with bitch???
just call me the Gangsta of love.



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