lol she probably saw you up at McDonald's at 6AM on a Tuesday morning telling war stories with the Walker Mafia over 25-cent coffees, JoeJoeDancer!

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

I came in her to laugh at JORR but saw drebin's post. I'm very sorry.

Philip Rivers, Dez Bryant, Brandin Cooks, Doug Baldwin, Jamison Crowder, Spencer Ware, Devontae Booker, and Jimmy Graham all shit the bed for me this week. Every one of them. My kicker and D/ST were the only positions that did well.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Chus, did that bump you out of the fantasy playoffs and end your season? We had our opening round this past weekend.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Falcons defense heroically tried to keep me in the game throughout the afternoon but to no avail.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Yeah. In five of my six losses, my opponent had his best week of the year. I had to win the final three games, to finish 7-6 in the #5 seed (6 make the playoffs). Yahoo's prediction had my team scoring 137.31, but we finished with 72.84.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Uh...I'm kind of shocked Chus didn't jump on this.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Complaint: I'm tired of hearing about fantasy football.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Nas is deleting my jooish Shoutout threads which were ver funny.
I so sad. Humor heels, Lefties. It's motherfucking Science!
Who will rid me of these meddlesome mods?


#bannedin57States
#meinFren

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Obama's Legacy is Trump.
And dead cops.

"One guy lays the pipe, the other guy smokes it"--Clint Eastwood

There should be an e on the end of her.

READS JUST FINE

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

And he's worried about a senior menu...

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You know me like that.

Apparently it isn't just dinnertime that comes earlier every year ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

hot

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Twice this week I have been called by the wrong name. People are confusing me with another guy in a department right next
to mine. We both have similar haircuts and goatees but I am quite a bit taller and we have a different build. I've only been here
13 years so I am not sure what is going on.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Sounds like it's time to order a T-Bone steak for lunch.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

T-Bone's Boss: Hey there Mike...hoping you have a great holiday, but I need you to make sure you knock out these reports before we break for the year. If you have any questions, just ask T-Bone over there. He knows all about them.

T-Bone: But I am T-Bone.

TBB: No, Mike. T-Bone is over there working on some other reports.

TB: Sir. I've been here 13 years. I'm pretty sure I know I'm T-Bone

TBB: Hey T-Bone. Can you stop by. Mike here is being a real kidder. Says he's you and you are him.

Mike: Hey, Mike. Playtime is over. We need to get these reports done.

TBB: T-Bone. You're a real go-getter. Let's have this guy knock out your reports too. Go ahead and cut out early, too. Have a great Christmas.

Mike: Thanks boss

TB:

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KOKO! KOKO! KOKO!

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Picture or it didn't happen. And here's hoping it did, and you have a picture to share.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

GEORGE: You know, if I could get this Coco woman down to Kruger, they wouldn't be able to call me Koko anymore because Kruger would never allow 2 Kokos.

JERRY: Sounds like he runs a real tight ship.

GEORGE: Say good-bye to Koko.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I've got a coworker who waits until you sit down at your desk to eat before coming in to talk to you. Don't bother talking me for the three hours I've been here. Nah.

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-- source

Went out and bought tickets to Rogue One 2-1/2 weeks ago with the idea that I could take my step son. Turns out he can't go
because of another commitment but my wife talked to him on the way to school this morning and it turns out that he never
really wanted to go because he was afraid that his dad would get mad about me taking him to see it. I can't really imagine
what it is like to control another human being by fear. Just a little disappointing. Being a step dad to a teenager is hard
enough when you don't have to work around a asshole who is a control freak.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

He sounds like he may be a jerk. Just to ask as devil's advocate though is his dad like the biggest Star Wars freak?

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

That's what I thought as well, Mike. Maybe they have a history of seeing Star Wars movies together.

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-- source

That is a valid question. His dad doesn't follow Star Wars at all. His dad is ex military and currently a cop so this isn't a huge
surprise, just frustrating for me as I try to figure this role of step dad out. There aren't a lot of places to try to connect with a
13 year old for me, and thought this would be one.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Oh then he is a jerk then. It is decided. Good luck buddy.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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-- source

If the Dad gives you any grief, just drop a "Oh yeah! Well I had sex with your wife".

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