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Order from it and shut up. Discount. Do you not like saving a dollar or two?


I wouldn't even look at it.

lol she probably saw you up at McDonald's at 6AM on a Tuesday morning telling war stories with the Walker Mafia over 25-cent coffees, JoeJoeDancer!

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I came in her to laugh at JORR but saw drebin's post. I'm very sorry.


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Had the most points in my fantasy football league and finished 7th out of 12 teams (6-7) and missed the playoffs. Fuck that.

I just barely missed having that happen to me. My team scores 1,526 points. The next highest scoring team in our league is 1,384. I'm 7-6 and just barely made the playoffs.

I spoke too soon. Lost this week because of Michael Thomas, Big Ben, Jimmy Graham, and AB. I want to blow up the entire world right now. Fuck everybody.


Philip Rivers, Dez Bryant, Brandin Cooks, Doug Baldwin, Jamison Crowder, Spencer Ware, Devontae Booker, and Jimmy Graham all shit the bed for me this week. Every one of them. My kicker and D/ST were the only positions that did well.

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Chus, did that bump you out of the fantasy playoffs and end your season? We had our opening round this past weekend.

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Chus wrote:
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Had the most points in my fantasy football league and finished 7th out of 12 teams (6-7) and missed the playoffs. Fuck that.

I just barely missed having that happen to me. My team scores 1,526 points. The next highest scoring team in our league is 1,384. I'm 7-6 and just barely made the playoffs.

I spoke too soon. Lost this week because of Michael Thomas, Big Ben, Jimmy Graham, and AB. I want to blow up the entire world right now. Fuck everybody.


Philip Rivers, Dez Bryant, Brandin Cooks, Doug Baldwin, Jamison Crowder, Spencer Ware, Devontae Booker, and Jimmy Graham all shit the bed for me this week. Every one of them. My kicker and D/ST were the only positions that did well.

Falcons defense heroically tried to keep me in the game throughout the afternoon but to no avail.

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Chus, did that bump you out of the fantasy playoffs and end your season? We had our opening round this past weekend.


Yeah. In five of my six losses, my opponent had his best week of the year. I had to win the final three games, to finish 7-6 in the #5 seed (6 make the playoffs). Yahoo's prediction had my team scoring 137.31, but we finished with 72.84.

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I came in her to laugh at JORR but saw drebin's post. I'm very sorry.

Uh...I'm kind of shocked Chus didn't jump on this.

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I came in her to laugh at JORR but saw drebin's post. I'm very sorry.

Uh...I'm kind of shocked Chus didn't jump on this.


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Nas is deleting my jooish Shoutout threads which were ver funny.
I so sad. Humor heels, Lefties. It's motherfucking Science!
Who will rid me of these meddlesome mods?


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Chus wrote:
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I came in her to laugh at JORR but saw drebin's post. I'm very sorry.

Uh...I'm kind of shocked Chus didn't jump on this.


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There should be an e on the end of her. :oops:


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Spaulding wrote:
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I came in her to laugh at JORR but saw drebin's post. I'm very sorry.

Uh...I'm kind of shocked Chus didn't jump on this.


:scratch:


There should be an e on the end of her. :oops:

READS JUST FINE

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I came in her to laugh at JORR


And he's worried about a senior menu...

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And he's worried about a senior menu...


Apparently it isn't just dinnertime that comes earlier every year ...

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Twice this week I have been called by the wrong name. People are confusing me with another guy in a department right next
to mine. We both have similar haircuts and goatees but I am quite a bit taller and we have a different build. I've only been here
13 years so I am not sure what is going on. :oops:

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Twice this week I have been called by the wrong name. People are confusing me with another guy in a department right next
to mine. We both have similar haircuts and goatees but I am quite a bit taller and we have a different build. I've only been here
13 years so I am not sure what is going on. :oops:


Sounds like it's time to order a T-Bone steak for lunch.

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Twice this week I have been called by the wrong name. People are confusing me with another guy in a department right next
to mine. We both have similar haircuts and goatees but I am quite a bit taller and we have a different build. I've only been here
13 years so I am not sure what is going on. :oops:


T-Bone's Boss: Hey there Mike...hoping you have a great holiday, but I need you to make sure you knock out these reports before we break for the year. If you have any questions, just ask T-Bone over there. He knows all about them.

T-Bone: But I am T-Bone.

TBB: No, Mike. T-Bone is over there working on some other reports.

TB: Sir. I've been here 13 years. I'm pretty sure I know I'm T-Bone

TBB: Hey T-Bone. Can you stop by. Mike here is being a real kidder. Says he's you and you are him.

Mike: Hey, Mike. Playtime is over. We need to get these reports done.

TBB: T-Bone. You're a real go-getter. Let's have this guy knock out your reports too. Go ahead and cut out early, too. Have a great Christmas.

Mike: Thanks boss

TB: :x

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Twice this week I have been called by the wrong name. People are confusing me with another guy in a department right next
to mine. We both have similar haircuts and goatees but I am quite a bit taller and we have a different build. I've only been here
13 years so I am not sure what is going on. :oops:

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Picture or it didn't happen. And here's hoping it did, and you have a picture to share.

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Twice this week I have been called by the wrong name. People are confusing me with another guy in a department right next
to mine. We both have similar haircuts and goatees but I am quite a bit taller and we have a different build. I've only been here
13 years so I am not sure what is going on. :oops:

KOKO! KOKO! KOKO!


GEORGE: You know, if I could get this Coco woman down to Kruger, they wouldn't be able to call me Koko anymore because Kruger would never allow 2 Kokos.

JERRY: Sounds like he runs a real tight ship.

GEORGE: Say good-bye to Koko.

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Went out and bought tickets to Rogue One 2-1/2 weeks ago with the idea that I could take my step son. Turns out he can't go
because of another commitment but my wife talked to him on the way to school this morning and it turns out that he never
really wanted to go because he was afraid that his dad would get mad about me taking him to see it. I can't really imagine
what it is like to control another human being by fear. Just a little disappointing. Being a step dad to a teenager is hard
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Went out and bought tickets to Rogue One 2-1/2 weeks ago with the idea that I could take my step son. Turns out he can't go
because of another commitment but my wife talked to him on the way to school this morning and it turns out that he never
really wanted to go because he was afraid that his dad would get mad about me taking him to see it. I can't really imagine
what it is like to control another human being by fear. Just a little disappointing. Being a step dad to a teenager is hard
enough when you don't have to work around a asshole who is a control freak.



He sounds like he may be a jerk. Just to ask as devil's advocate though is his dad like the biggest Star Wars freak?

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T-Bone wrote:
Went out and bought tickets to Rogue One 2-1/2 weeks ago with the idea that I could take my step son. Turns out he can't go
because of another commitment but my wife talked to him on the way to school this morning and it turns out that he never
really wanted to go because he was afraid that his dad would get mad about me taking him to see it. I can't really imagine
what it is like to control another human being by fear. Just a little disappointing. Being a step dad to a teenager is hard
enough when you don't have to work around a asshole who is a control freak.



He sounds like he may be a jerk. Just to ask as devil's advocate though is his dad like the biggest Star Wars freak?


That's what I thought as well, Mike. Maybe they have a history of seeing Star Wars movies together.

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pittmike wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Went out and bought tickets to Rogue One 2-1/2 weeks ago with the idea that I could take my step son. Turns out he can't go
because of another commitment but my wife talked to him on the way to school this morning and it turns out that he never
really wanted to go because he was afraid that his dad would get mad about me taking him to see it. I can't really imagine
what it is like to control another human being by fear. Just a little disappointing. Being a step dad to a teenager is hard
enough when you don't have to work around a asshole who is a control freak.



He sounds like he may be a jerk. Just to ask as devil's advocate though is his dad like the biggest Star Wars freak?


That is a valid question. His dad doesn't follow Star Wars at all. His dad is ex military and currently a cop so this isn't a huge
surprise, just frustrating for me as I try to figure this role of step dad out. There aren't a lot of places to try to connect with a
13 year old for me, and thought this would be one.

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T-Bone wrote:
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T-Bone wrote:
Went out and bought tickets to Rogue One 2-1/2 weeks ago with the idea that I could take my step son. Turns out he can't go
because of another commitment but my wife talked to him on the way to school this morning and it turns out that he never
really wanted to go because he was afraid that his dad would get mad about me taking him to see it. I can't really imagine
what it is like to control another human being by fear. Just a little disappointing. Being a step dad to a teenager is hard
enough when you don't have to work around a asshole who is a control freak.



He sounds like he may be a jerk. Just to ask as devil's advocate though is his dad like the biggest Star Wars freak?


That is a valid question. His dad doesn't follow Star Wars at all. His dad is ex military and currently a cop so this isn't a huge
surprise, just frustrating for me as I try to figure this role of step dad out. There aren't a lot of places to try to connect with a
13 year old for me, and thought this would be one.


Oh then he is a jerk then. It is decided. :lol: Good luck buddy.

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T-Bone wrote:
pittmike wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Went out and bought tickets to Rogue One 2-1/2 weeks ago with the idea that I could take my step son. Turns out he can't go
because of another commitment but my wife talked to him on the way to school this morning and it turns out that he never
really wanted to go because he was afraid that his dad would get mad about me taking him to see it. I can't really imagine
what it is like to control another human being by fear. Just a little disappointing. Being a step dad to a teenager is hard
enough when you don't have to work around a asshole who is a control freak.



He sounds like he may be a jerk. Just to ask as devil's advocate though is his dad like the biggest Star Wars freak?


That is a valid question. His dad doesn't follow Star Wars at all. His dad is ex military and currently a cop so this isn't a huge
surprise, just frustrating for me as I try to figure this role of step dad out. There aren't a lot of places to try to connect with a
13 year old for me, and thought this would be one.

If the Dad gives you any grief, just drop a "Oh yeah! Well I had sex with your wife".

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T-Bone wrote:
pittmike wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Went out and bought tickets to Rogue One 2-1/2 weeks ago with the idea that I could take my step son. Turns out he can't go
because of another commitment but my wife talked to him on the way to school this morning and it turns out that he never
really wanted to go because he was afraid that his dad would get mad about me taking him to see it. I can't really imagine
what it is like to control another human being by fear. Just a little disappointing. Being a step dad to a teenager is hard
enough when you don't have to work around a asshole who is a control freak.



He sounds like he may be a jerk. Just to ask as devil's advocate though is his dad like the biggest Star Wars freak?


That is a valid question. His dad doesn't follow Star Wars at all. His dad is ex military and currently a cop so this isn't a huge
surprise, just frustrating for me as I try to figure this role of step dad out. There aren't a lot of places to try to connect with a
13 year old for me, and thought this would be one.

If the Dad gives you any grief, just drop a "Oh yeah! Well I had sex with your wife".


:lol:

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