Why did you pick the name "Good Dolphin"?

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

No, I don't want to be dolphin's pitcher. I leave that to you.

I just heard about it as well

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'm a pretty open partner as long as it doesn't involve another dude.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I provided my reasoning. All of them seem like wonderful gentlemen

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Frank has Tall Midget on ignore. SAD!

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gd, are you dealing with a birthday party on Super Bowl Sunday again this year? If so, how are you handling it, whats your plan?

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I'm not sure yet. My guess is yes. I deal with it the way I always do, bitch in private and then show up with a smile on my face

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'll do it per your request Spaulding.

Good Dolphin, you ever give the wife anal sex?

1. If no, who is against it? You or her?

2. And being the great Catholic that you are, is it because our lord and savior has told us that it's a sin that you won't do it? Not that he specifically said that in the bible from what I read. But I think he wouldn't like it.

If he was thinking what we were up to now a days, I'm pretty sure it would have been the 11th commandment.

For the record I didn't ask you that. We told an old story about asking someone about that type of thing.

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Elections have consequences.

I don't think there are any prohibitions as long as it is within a married relationship.

I read somewhere that something like less than 20% of women have done that act, despite porn making you think it is common. I'm no prude but I think that the current age of porn has distorted a lot of expectations of sex for both men and women.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

You mean women don't really like having their clits slapped or having huge loads blown into their eyeballs? No wonder I have such a hard time keeping girlfriends!

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6'1", 250 lbs. and barrel-chested. 9.5 inches, uncut. You don't want any of this. Or maybe you do.

Count me in on not wanting to stick my prick into a sewer. Never have done it. Not interested.

This.

I don't see how it would be appealing for the man or the woman. I know Denis likes some pegging though.

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Can't get pregnant doing it that way. I thought for Catholics sex is only for procreation?

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You may want to stop getting your information about Catholics from Boilermaker Rick posts.

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This is not how the Irish Catholics roll.

Don't you have like 25 kids?

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No, but my parents did.

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it's not how Ordained Catholics roll either.

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Word.

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You know me like that.

Yeah. Letter of the law is that condoms and birth control are against the rules for Catholics. So anal has to be against the rules.

But only Phillip Rivers follows those rules. Thus the 9 kids.

He's going to heaven. We're not.

But I screwed up going to heaven a long time ago. So I might as well do anal sex.

Beardown's hooker: That's gonna be extra money.

Beardown: Yes, I know.

Once you have too many sins, what does it matter? You lost. No heaven.

I was listening to a podcast this week about Jeffrey Dahmer.

At one point they describe him as attractive...by Milwaukee standards.

Seemed like an odd clarification.

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You know me like that.

Do dolphins cry?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Have you ever been to Milwaukee?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

daily

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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I just thought it was cruel to call attention to it.

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You know me like that.