People driving large SUVs (the non-pimped variety) who slow to a crawl to cross railroad tracks.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Isn't that pretty much everyone? Don't cats basically scratch the hell out of whoever they can?

I don't think I've ever met a cat owner that hasn't been scratched by the cat. I guess some may have declawed them quick enough.

These people are the worst.

Why grade school history curriculum/textbooks contain so much half-truth, untruth, and fabricated bullshit.

I don't like white rappers.

i think this thread has just become an extension of "complain about something nobody cares about".

For the same reason people don't just eat bread with peanut butter, banana, and broccoli on there. Sure it covers your nutritional needs, but don't you want something that tastes good...maybe some variety here and there?

Water puts out fire.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Not exactly. Lack of Oxygen and Heat puts out the fire.

But fire has oxygen in it!!!

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

How ya doin', pally?

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Good. Busy. It's gonna be a rough summer. But it's worth it.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Can we expect an announcement about a Lakemoor-fest party soon?

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Why people love cars so much. Cars are, for the most part, the worst investment you could possibly make. They depreciate when you take them off the lot. They cost a ton in time and maintenance. They are one of the primary causes for pollution and sickness in major cities. God forbid you get into an accident with one. And everyone in the industry is like a leech for your money. You have to buy insurance. The police target you in your car as a primary source of income to your local government.

I rarely troll.

Sounds a lot like a woman.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

I will never understand how a lunatic can wear an ugly yellow jacket to a ballgame in 90 degree weather. #windycitylimo

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

Tattoos.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Second weekend in August. So that Saturday is what the 11th?

Tattoos.

Agreed.

And multiple piercing.

You've been pierced more times than you'd care to admit.

You've been pierced more times than you'd care to admit.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Hit me with your best shot....

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I wouldn't attend even if you sent a limo and a stripper to pick me up. Dat party is Bad News Bears.