The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

[and vichyssoise is cold potato soup and a sausage is an animal's muscles stuffed into its rectum...what's your point

The whole Crystal Lake/Cary/Fox River Grove area. That's just one big suburb. Sorry Hoffy.

[and vichyssoise is cold potato soup and a sausage is an animal's muscles stuffed into its rectum...what's your point

Cicero
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Rolling Meadows should be renamed Arlington Blights.

[and vichyssoise is cold potato soup and a sausage is an animal's muscles stuffed into its rectum...what's your point

Speaking of which, I recently moved to Minneapolis, and I think I'm falling in love. Maybe I'm just crushing over the girl I work with over the summer. But she's beautiful and giggles when I tell awkward jokes and does that thing where she puts her arm on my shoulder. That's who Minneapolis is. That girl.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Is she a native? Minnesotans are awesome.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Oh, I thought you moved to Minneapolis, where you fell in love with a girl who signifies the best part of your relocation. My mistake.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

"Minneapolitan" would seem to follow, but that sounds like small ice cream.

Google tells me you got it. Minneapolitan. That makes linguistic sense but it sounds weird to me.

I'm going to eliminate Rosemont, Maywood and Cicero.

cary and frg = cary grove. Crystal lake is a much larger city and we don't associate with the likes of cary

I smell a bit....

No, it was my mistake. I made it sound like I was having an affair with a Minneapolan. Minneapolite?

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

That'd be easy. All of the "New England" states could be combined into New England. You'd lose about 10 states right there. Think of the savings that the flag industry would see if they could eliminate 10 stars per flag!

Fair enough. How about CL absorbs Lakewood? If it wasn't for Redtail Golf Club, would anyone know it's there?

[and vichyssoise is cold potato soup and a sausage is an animal's muscles stuffed into its rectum...what's your point

That's 6 states.

I smell a bit....

we should absorb them, and LITH

Unincorporated Norwood Park Township is an oddly-shaped parcel of land bounded roughly by Seminole Street on the north, Berwyn Avenue on the south, Canfield Avenue on the east and a jagged boundary that largely does not align with any streets on the west. The township retains Chicago street names for east-west streets, but uses Park Ridge street names for its north-south streets.

Most infamously, unincorporated Norwood Park Township was the home of John Wayne Gacy, who lived – and murdered dozens of boys and young men – in a house at 8213 W. Summerdale Ave.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

All of the "parks" here in the Western Burbs should be brought under one Park Umbrella. I'm talking about; Melrose Park, Stone Park, Schiller Park, Franklin Park, Elmwood Park

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.