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Author:  Beardown [ Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:37 pm ]
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The other one is gone.

I did something kind of cool. I noticed a bird egg laying on my lawn out of no where. It wasn't cracked. Must have been recently dropped by a predator cuz I past the spot earlier and didn't see it. Anyway, being the sharp thinker I am, I had also noticed a couple of birds making a nest else where. There were no eggs in that nest yet. She's not yet ready to deliver. So, I picked up the egg and put it in that nest. What do you know? The bird is sitting on it. Waiting to lay it's own eggs, while taking care of this orphan egg.

This bird is a pigeon. She is gonna have a shocked look on her face when a Robin, Cardinal or some other bird species comes out of that egg. I SAVED A BIRD LIFE.

Anyway, I'm drunk.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:05 am ]
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Did. Not. Happen.
Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:27 am ]
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Im so fucked up right now
Author:  W_Z [ Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:51 am ]
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you know what the best is? watching "Jail" on Spike while getting intoxicated. it's all the fuss and no muss!
Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:58 am ]
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Sometimes i wanna kill kittens and sometimes i wanna physically pull premies out of 2nd timester women
Author:  Erotic Lawyer [ Sat Apr 30, 2016 6:51 am ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
Sometimes i wanna kill kittens and sometimes i wanna physically pull premies out of 2nd timester women



Boring. My two year old has those dreams. Go bigger.
Author:  312player [ Sat Apr 30, 2016 7:26 am ]
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Beardown wrote:
The other one is gone.

I did something kind of cool. I noticed a bird egg laying on my lawn out of no where. It wasn't cracked. Must have been recently dropped by a predator cuz I past the spot earlier and didn't see it. Anyway, being the sharp thinker I am, I had also noticed a couple of birds making a nest else where. There were no eggs in that nest yet. She's not yet ready to deliver. So, I picked up the egg and put it in that nest. What do you know? The bird is sitting on it. Waiting to lay it's own eggs, while taking care of this orphan egg.

This bird is a pigeon. She is gonna have a shocked look on her face when a Robin, Cardinal or some other bird species comes out of that egg. I SAVED A BIRD LIFE.

Anyway, I'm drunk.






What did the egg look like? ... There are birds like the cow bird, those brown birds that make a sound like a faucet dripping..they lay an egg in other birds nests to trick the bird into raising their offspring.. The egg was probably intentionally tossed out of the nest.


And I can guarantee its a dove not a pigeon, unless you live under a viaduct.
Author:  Beardown [ Mon May 02, 2016 9:44 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Did. Not. Happen.


Right. I'm gonna lie about this. Cuz making up this insignificant story to message board people of whom I don't know serves me how?
Author:  Chus [ Mon May 02, 2016 10:05 pm ]
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My neighbors behind us have had a bird's nest on a gutter downspout under the eave for several years now. The birds have babies in the spring, and then again in the summer. The babies recently hatched. This morning, I opened up the blinds to see a huge bird flying up to the nest, snatching the babies, and flying off.
Author:  Beardown [ Mon May 02, 2016 10:09 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
My neighbors behind us have had a bird's nest on a gutter downspout under the eave for several years now. The birds have babies in the spring, and then again in the summer. The babies recently hatched. This morning, I opened up the blinds to see a huge bird flying up to the nest, snatching the babies, and flying off.


Probably a hawk.
Author:  Chus [ Mon May 02, 2016 10:34 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
Chus wrote:
My neighbors behind us have had a bird's nest on a gutter downspout under the eave for several years now. The birds have babies in the spring, and then again in the summer. The babies recently hatched. This morning, I opened up the blinds to see a huge bird flying up to the nest, snatching the babies, and flying off.


Probably a hawk.


That's what I assumed, but I didn't get a great look at it. It was early, and I had not had any coffee yet.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue May 03, 2016 8:44 am ]
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Judging by the wings and the shape, I'd say its a falcon.
Author:  SteveSarley [ Tue May 03, 2016 8:49 am ]
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Beardown wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Did. Not. Happen.


Right. Cuz making up insignificant posts to message board people of whom I don't know serves my ego.

I believe this should be your signature
Author:  Beardown [ Tue May 03, 2016 5:46 pm ]
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Yeah. You're right. It's a dove. I always call them pigeons cuz they look like smaller pigeons. I think they're related.

Anyway, just checked on it. She laid her own eggs now. 2 of them. Hers are white. The one I put in is light blue with white dots.
Author:  FavreFan [ Tue May 03, 2016 5:53 pm ]
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I'm with leash. Zero chance that story happened. Anyway, looks like whiskey tonight.
Author:  Beardown [ Tue May 03, 2016 6:28 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
I'm with leash. Zero chance that story happened. Anyway, looks like whiskey tonight.


You got me. I made it up. You're right. It's such an inconceivable story. I mean how is it possible for somebody to find an abandoned bird egg and put it in another nest. That just defies logic. No way it could happen. I feel embarrassed that I thought I could get away with such a story. Of course, I only told the story because I thought you people would think higher or something. :roll:

Man, you people are weird. Sometimes I think you just want to fight with me over everything. Cuz this was just a simple story about something simple that I did. Why would anybody even bother to lie about something like this?
Author:  newper [ Tue May 03, 2016 8:41 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
Sometimes i wanna kill kittens and sometimes i wanna physically pull premies out of 2nd timester women

Lead off with that on your roommate Craigslist post. :)
Author:  312player [ Tue May 03, 2016 8:43 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
Yeah. You're right. It's a dove. I always call them pigeons cuz they look like smaller pigeons. I think they're related.

Anyway, just checked on it. She laid her own eggs now. 2 of them. Hers are white. The one I put in is light blue with white dots.





Light blue with dots sounds like Robin egg..nice work. ..let' the dog out to kill any cats that are creepin.
Author:  Chus [ Tue May 03, 2016 8:43 pm ]
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newper wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
Sometimes i wanna kill kittens and sometimes i wanna physically pull premies out of 2nd timester women

Lead off with that on your roommate Craigslist post. :)


George: And the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government, and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities.

Jerry: You're not going to open with that, are you?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:22 pm ]
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When you make your drunken election night rant, what will be your drink of choice?

Myself, I haven't had a drink in nearly a month. Thought I'd break the streak with a nice Italian red this evening, in honor of His Holiness, The Pope, who is Catholic, and see what kind of craziness breaks out this evening.

Maybe I should have an Argentinian red.
Author:  Bagels [ Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:24 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
When you make your drunken election night rant, what will be your drink of choice?

Myself, I haven't had a drink in nearly a month. Thought I'd break the streak with a nice Italian red this evening, in honor of His Holiness, The Pope, who is Catholic, and see what kind of craziness breaks out this evening.

Maybe I should have an Argentinian red.


how about some Canadian Club
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:32 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
When you make your drunken election night rant, what will be your drink of choice?


Beer
Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:40 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
When you make your drunken election night rant, what will be your drink of choice?

Myself, I haven't had a drink in nearly a month. Thought I'd break the streak with a nice Italian red this evening, in honor of His Holiness, The Pope, who is Catholic, and see what kind of craziness breaks out this evening.

Maybe I should have an Argentinian red.

The obvious choice is tequila.
Author:  Nas [ Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:44 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
When you make your drunken election night rant, what will be your drink of choice?

Myself, I haven't had a drink in nearly a month. Thought I'd break the streak with a nice Italian red this evening, in honor of His Holiness, The Pope, who is Catholic, and see what kind of craziness breaks out this evening.

Maybe I should have an Argentinian red.


I was drunk every day for a week so I still may need to let my body recover. I will be visiting my grandmother's grave tomorrow with good news or digging a hole next to her.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Nov 08, 2016 10:19 pm ]
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Might have to break out some Tito's.

This is quite a turn of events.
Author:  Nas [ Tue Nov 08, 2016 10:56 pm ]
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I'm drinking now.
Author:  lipidquadcab [ Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:21 pm ]
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There isn't enough rum in this house for this bullshit.
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