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My dear Internet friends,

The time has come for your old uncle Jack to remind you what a bunch of festering asshole hill jack shit kickers you are. Half of you mooks act like a bunch of boyloving ass grabbers, pretending to be pissed about not getting your daily fix of tits so you can pass yourselves off as straight and the other half are a bunch of over sensitive mascara runners who are offended by the mere sight of a nipped. Did your mommy not breast feed you?

God I miss the days where men were men and women shut the fuck up or got a black eye. Bunch of homos putting big tailpipes on your teensy fruit wagons like that makes it faster. I got a cold air intake for you. Come on over here and get it

You sissies need to man up.

Call uncle jack when you're ready to eat a pussy instead of be one.
Hey mods lets cool the mults OK. Not a good idea. Only have appeared again in the last week or so since the board transition. Most are bad. Knock it off and quit the stupid shit.

Your pal,
J.A.C.K.

Call uncle jack when you're ready to eat a dick instead of be one.

Your pal,
J.A.C.K.

Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

Who's writing for J.A.C.K. these days?

Scooter wrote:

Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

Normally I would respond to this type of horseshit by saying "I remember my first case of vodka too" but something tells me that is a normal night for your pickled liver dumbass.

Author:	Evil J.A.C.K. [ Fri May 13, 2016 10:33 pm ]
Post subject:	You bunch of pussies
My dear Internet friends, The time has come for your old uncle Jack to remind you what a bunch of festering asshole hill jack shit kickers you are. Half of you mooks act like a bunch of boyloving ass grabbers, pretending to be pissed about not getting your daily fix of tits so you can pass yourselves off as straight and the other half are a bunch of over sensitive mascara runners who are offended by the mere sight of a nipped. Did your mommy not breast feed you? God I miss the days where men were men and women shut the fuck up or got a black eye. Bunch of homos putting big tailpipes on your teensy fruit wagons like that makes it faster. I got a cold air intake for you. Come on over here and get it You sissies need to man up. Call uncle jack when you're ready to eat a pussy instead of be one. Your pal, J.A.C.K.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Fri May 13, 2016 10:35 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: You bunch of pussies
Neat!

Author:	Scooter [ Fri May 13, 2016 10:39 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: You bunch of pussies
Evil J.A.C.K. wrote: My dear Internet friends, The time has come for your old uncle Jack to remind you what a bunch of festering asshole hill jack shit kickers you are. Half of you mooks act like a bunch of boyloving ass grabbers, pretending to be pissed about not getting your daily fix of tits so you can pass yourselves off as straight and the other half are a bunch of over sensitive mascara runners who are offended by the mere sight of a nipped. Did your mommy not breast feed you? God I miss the days where men were men and women shut the fuck up or got a black eye. Bunch of homos putting big tailpipes on your teensy fruit wagons like that makes it faster. I got a cold air intake for you. Come on over here and get it You sissies need to man up. Call uncle jack when you're ready to eat a pussy instead of be one. Hey mods lets cool the mults OK. Not a good idea. Only have appeared again in the last week or so since the board transition. Most are bad. Knock it off and quit the stupid shit. Your pal, J.A.C.K.

Author:	Matches Malone [ Fri May 13, 2016 10:45 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: You bunch of pussies
Evil J.A.C.K. wrote: My dear Internet friends, The time has come for your old uncle Jack to remind you what a bunch of festering asshole hill jack shit kickers you are. Half of you mooks act like a bunch of boyloving ass grabbers, pretending to be pissed about not getting your daily fix of tits so you can pass yourselves off as straight and the other half are a bunch of over sensitive mascara runners who are offended by the mere sight of a nipped. Did your mommy not breast feed you? God I miss the days where men were men and women shut the fuck up or got a black eye. Bunch of homos putting big tailpipes on your teensy fruit wagons like that makes it faster. I got a cold air intake for you. Come on over here and get it You sissies need to man up. Call uncle jack when you're ready to eat a pussy instead of be one. Your pal, J.A.C.K. Who's writing for J.A.C.K. these days? Is it still Hoffy or has he fully passed the torch to Darkside?

Author:	Darkside [ Fri May 13, 2016 10:47 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: You bunch of pussies
Not rubber chicken material. I specialize in puns.

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Author:	Hussra [ Fri May 13, 2016 10:49 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: You bunch of pussies
Evil J.A.C.K. wrote: Call uncle jack when you're ready to eat a dick instead of be one. Your pal, J.A.C.K. this should be your theme song: https://youtu.be/vlq9UWWqe44

Author:	Scooter [ Fri May 13, 2016 10:59 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: You bunch of pussies
J.A.C.K.

Author:	Evil J.A.C.K. [ Fri May 13, 2016 11:00 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: You bunch of pussies
Scooter wrote: Evil J.A.C.K. wrote: My dear Internet friends, The time has come for your old uncle Jack to remind you what a bunch of festering asshole hill jack shit kickers you are. Half of you mooks act like a bunch of boyloving ass grabbers, pretending to be pissed about not getting your daily fix of tits so you can pass yourselves off as straight and the other half are a bunch of over sensitive mascara runners who are offended by the mere sight of a nipped. Did your mommy not breast feed you? God I miss the days where men were men and women shut the fuck up or got a black eye. Bunch of homos putting big tailpipes on your teensy fruit wagons like that makes it faster. I got a cold air intake for you. Come on over here and get it You sissies need to man up. Call uncle jack when you're ready to eat a pussy instead of be one. Hey mods lets cool the mults OK. Not a good idea. Only have appeared again in the last week or so since the board transition. Most are bad. Knock it off and quit the stupid shit. Your pal, J.A.C.K. Normally I would respond to this type of horseshit by saying "I remember my first case of vodka too" but something tells me that is a normal night for your pickled liver dumbass.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Fri May 13, 2016 11:25 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: You bunch of pussies
Matches Malone wrote: Who's writing for J.A.C.K. these days? No idea, but they're really terrible at it.

Author:	IkeSouth [ Sat May 14, 2016 12:35 am ]
Post subject:	Re: You bunch of pussies
i think i found my new roomate

Author:	Sir Loin Of Beef [ Sat May 14, 2016 7:14 am ]
Post subject:	Re: You bunch of pussies
Evil J.A.C.K. wrote: My dear Internet friends, The time has come for your old uncle Jack to remind you what a bunch of festering asshole hill jack shit kickers you are. Half of you mooks act like a bunch of boyloving ass grabbers, pretending to be pissed about not getting your daily fix of tits so you can pass yourselves off as straight and the other half are a bunch of over sensitive mascara runners who are offended by the mere sight of a nipped. Did your mommy not breast feed you? God I miss the days where men were men and women shut the fuck up or got a black eye. Bunch of homos putting big tailpipes on your teensy fruit wagons like that makes it faster. I got a cold air intake for you. Come on over here and get it You sissies need to man up. Call uncle jack when you're ready to eat a pussy instead of be one. Your pal, J.A.C.K. Go fuck your mother.

Author:	denisdman [ Sat May 14, 2016 7:18 am ]
Post subject:	Re: You bunch of pussies
Not sure if that is the kind of pussy Jack was talking about, but he is weird enough for incest.....

Author:	Scooter [ Sat May 14, 2016 6:45 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: You bunch of pussies
Evil J.A.C.K. wrote: Scooter wrote: Evil J.A.C.K. wrote: My dear Internet friends, The time has come for your old uncle Jack to remind you what a bunch of festering asshole hill jack shit kickers you are. Half of you mooks act like a bunch of boyloving ass grabbers, pretending to be pissed about not getting your daily fix of tits so you can pass yourselves off as straight and the other half are a bunch of over sensitive mascara runners who are offended by the mere sight of a nipped. Did your mommy not breast feed you? God I miss the days where men were men and women shut the fuck up or got a black eye. Bunch of homos putting big tailpipes on your teensy fruit wagons like that makes it faster. I got a cold air intake for you. Come on over here and get it You sissies need to man up. Call uncle jack when you're ready to eat a pussy instead of be one. Hey mods lets cool the mults OK. Not a good idea. Only have appeared again in the last week or so since the board transition. Most are bad. Knock it off and quit the stupid shit. Your pal, J.A.C.K. Normally I would respond to this type of horseshit by saying "I remember my first case of vodka too" but something tells me that is a normal night for your pickled liver dumbass. Toss my salad you fucking homo.

Author:	Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sat May 14, 2016 11:43 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: You bunch of pussies
I don't think this is my mult either.

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