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Author:  Bagels [ Thu May 19, 2016 11:28 am ]
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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-ariz ... bq-smoker/

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GOODYEAR, Ariz. -- Authorities say a Goodyear man is facing charges after killing the family dog in a barbecue smoker because he was upset with his teenage daughter's T-shirt.

Goodyear police say 42-year-old Patrick Zane Thompson is jailed on suspicion of animal cruelty, assault, threats against his family and tampering with evidence.

Thompson didn't have a lawyer at his initial court appearance Monday. His bond was set at $20,000.

Officers were called to Thompson's family home on Saturday.

Detectives say Thompson became upset with a shirt that his 17-year-old daughter had because he believed it had to do with the devil.

Thompson reportedly burned the shirt in a barbecue smoker parked in a side yard.

When Thompson went back into the house after burning the shirt, family members told investigators he got more erratic and told his family, in front of his four minor children, that he needed to make a sacrifice of a male, CBS affiliate KPHO reported.

According to the victims, Thompson stated it had to be either himself, his firstborn 6-year-old son or the family dog -- a small, white poodle weighing about 15 pounds. That's when the family tried to escape the home, but Thompson was still able to grab hold of the dog.

Investigators say the family pleaded with Thompson not to hurt the dog, KPHO reported.

Goodyear police tell KPHO that Thompson admitted to then breaking the dog's neck and strangling it until it "could not breathe." He allegedly told officers the sacrifice was not done and that he had to put the dog in a "lake of fire." Court documents claim he then told them that he put the dog in the heating element of the smoker, which was turned on.

When officers inspected the smoker they found the dog dead inside, KPHO reported.

When officers spoke with Thompson's wife, they said she asked for her husband to be charged.

Police said Thompson told officers that he had smoked marijuana earlier in the day.

Author:  Hussra [ Thu May 19, 2016 11:30 am ]
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Author:  Hussra [ Thu May 19, 2016 11:31 am ]
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not what i was expecting to see when i clicked through.

Author:  Brick [ Thu May 19, 2016 11:31 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
Police said Thompson told officers that he had smoked marijuana earlier in the day.
See.

Author:  Bagels [ Thu May 19, 2016 11:32 am ]
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Hussra wrote:
not what i was expecting to see when i clicked through.


i thought Brick would enjoy the marijuana cigarette aspect of the story

Author:  Brick [ Thu May 19, 2016 11:38 am ]
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I don't think legalization is a good idea if it is going to result in so many animal deaths.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu May 19, 2016 11:45 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-arizona-man-upset-with-daughter-kills-family-dog-in-bbq-smoker/

Quote:
GOODYEAR, Ariz. -- Authorities say a Goodyear man is facing charges after killing the family dog in a barbecue smoker because he was upset with his teenage daughter's T-shirt.

Goodyear police say 42-year-old Patrick Zane Thompson is jailed on suspicion of animal cruelty, assault, threats against his family and tampering with evidence.

Thompson didn't have a lawyer at his initial court appearance Monday. His bond was set at $20,000.

Officers were called to Thompson's family home on Saturday.

Detectives say Thompson became upset with a shirt that his 17-year-old daughter had because he believed it had to do with the devil.

Thompson reportedly burned the shirt in a barbecue smoker parked in a side yard.

When Thompson went back into the house after burning the shirt, family members told investigators he got more erratic and told his family, in front of his four minor children, that he needed to make a sacrifice of a male, CBS affiliate KPHO reported.

According to the victims, Thompson stated it had to be either himself, his firstborn 6-year-old son or the family dog -- a small, white poodle weighing about 15 pounds. That's when the family tried to escape the home, but Thompson was still able to grab hold of the dog.



I consider this to be something of a mitigating factor.

Yes, I know that's wrong

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu May 19, 2016 11:49 am ]
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Authorities say a Goodyear man is facing charges
Maybe he was just really tired.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Thu May 19, 2016 12:11 pm ]
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Goodyear man? More like Firestone to me.

Author:  Hussra [ Thu May 19, 2016 12:13 pm ]
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Author:  Tall Midget [ Thu May 19, 2016 12:17 pm ]
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Thompson reportedly burned the shirt in a barbecue smoker parked in a side yard.


It sounds like Mr. Thompson participates in barbecue competitions.

I'm guessing that smoked poodle won't go over too well at Memphis in May.

Author:  Chus [ Thu May 19, 2016 12:17 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Goodyear man? More like Firestone to me.


Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.

Author:  Chus [ Thu May 19, 2016 12:18 pm ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Quote:
Thompson reportedly burned the shirt in a barbecue smoker parked in a side yard.


It sounds like Mr. Thompson participates in barbecue competitions.

I'm guessing that smoked poodle won't go over too well at Memphis in May.


Do you go dry rub, or sauce? If sauce, tomato or vinegar based?

Author:  Bagels [ Thu May 19, 2016 12:44 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Goodyear man? More like Firestone to me.



Eaglo Jeff wrote:
He's got the Midas touch

Author:  Brick [ Thu May 19, 2016 12:49 pm ]
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denisdjoker wrote:
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When officers spoke with Thompson's wife, they said she asked for her husband to be charred.
Fixed.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu May 19, 2016 12:52 pm ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Quote:
Thompson reportedly burned the shirt in a barbecue smoker parked in a side yard.


It sounds like Mr. Thompson participates in barbecue competitions.

I'm guessing that smoked poodle won't go over too well at Memphis in May.


Have you ever had opossum, Raccoon(mult moment of silence)? Me either, but I'd guess that some of the folks down there have. But for the crap in commercial dog food, I can't imagine smoked poodle would taste much different to them.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu May 19, 2016 4:07 pm ]
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I commend him for knowing his audience and putting it right on the heating element.

I'm guessing The Prince of Darkness, Chief of the Demons, and Father of All Lies isn't a fan of indirect heat.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu May 19, 2016 4:11 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Quote:
Authorities say a Goodyear man is facing charges
Maybe he was just really tired.


Furious Styles wrote:
Goodyear man? More like Firestone to me.


:lol:

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Thu May 19, 2016 8:44 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
Bagels wrote:
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-arizona-man-upset-with-daughter-kills-family-dog-in-bbq-smoker/

Quote:
GOODYEAR, Ariz. -- Authorities say a Goodyear man is facing charges after killing the family dog in a barbecue smoker because he was upset with his teenage daughter's T-shirt.

Goodyear police say 42-year-old Patrick Zane Thompson is jailed on suspicion of animal cruelty, assault, threats against his family and tampering with evidence.

Thompson didn't have a lawyer at his initial court appearance Monday. His bond was set at $20,000.

Officers were called to Thompson's family home on Saturday.

Detectives say Thompson became upset with a shirt that his 17-year-old daughter had because he believed it had to do with the devil.

Thompson reportedly burned the shirt in a barbecue smoker parked in a side yard.

When Thompson went back into the house after burning the shirt, family members told investigators he got more erratic and told his family, in front of his four minor children, that he needed to make a sacrifice of a male, CBS affiliate KPHO reported.

According to the victims, Thompson stated it had to be either himself, his firstborn 6-year-old son or the family dog -- a small, white poodle weighing about 15 pounds. That's when the family tried to escape the home, but Thompson was still able to grab hold of the dog.



I consider this to be something of a mitigating factor.

Yes, I know that's wrong

What if it were a balck poodle?

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Thu May 19, 2016 8:48 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Quote:
Thompson reportedly burned the shirt in a barbecue smoker parked in a side yard.


It sounds like Mr. Thompson participates in barbecue competitions.

I'm guessing that smoked poodle won't go over too well at Memphis in May.


Do you go dry rub, or sauce? If sauce, tomato or vinegar based?

You can do both a rub/sauce or sauce/no rub or only a rub. Go crazy, young fella. The smoke is all that really matters.

The sauce depends on if you're feeling KC/Memphis or Carolina. Each have their redeeming qualities. I go both ways depending on my mood.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu May 19, 2016 9:18 pm ]
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When is the CSFMB BBQ Cookoff?

I'm too old to play basketball anymore.

Author:  K Effective [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:11 pm ]
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Mr. Reason wrote:
I go both ways depending on my mood.


Well, now. This might make things more interesting :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Author:  BeerFan [ Fri May 20, 2016 8:06 am ]
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Get one of these for yer Weber. Low and Slow is the way to go. Just this week they came out with a smokenator, which I have ordered, for the Weber Jumbo Joe.
http://www.smokenator.com/

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