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Why don't they just tell the teller it's a robbery and hand over the cheddar? What's with the note? Is there a reason for this? Seems like if you're going to commit a felony it'd be advisable not to leave behind anything that you've handled in any way.

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Why don't they just tell the teller it's a robbery and hand over the cheddar? What's with the note? Is there a reason for this? Seems like if you're going to commit a felony it'd be advisable not to leave behind anything that you've handled in any way.


Maybe they don't have a gun and just want to pull off a job without a weapon.

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Why don't they just tell the teller it's a robbery and hand over the cheddar? What's with the note? Is there a reason for this? Seems like if you're going to commit a felony it'd be advisable not to leave behind anything that you've handled in any way.


No words. There are printers

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You're probably trying to avoid drawing the attention that announcing you are robbing the bank might draw.

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Why don't they just tell the teller it's a robbery and hand over the cheddar? What's with the note? Is there a reason for this? Seems like if you're going to commit a felony it'd be advisable not to leave behind anything that you've handled in any way.

Why would anyone rob a bank anyway? Too many cameras and security. Knock off a grocery store for chrissakes. No body there could direct someone to a correct aisle let alone know what to do during a stick up.
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That looks like "gub."

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Scooter wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Why don't they just tell the teller it's a robbery and hand over the cheddar? What's with the note? Is there a reason for this? Seems like if you're going to commit a felony it'd be advisable not to leave behind anything that you've handled in any way.

Why would anyone rob a bank anyway? Too many cameras and security. Knock off a grocery store for chrissakes. No body there could direct someone to a correct aisle let alone know what to do during a stick up.

Might as well knock off a Casey's and take a pizza while you're at it.

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Nas wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Why don't they just tell the teller it's a robbery and hand over the cheddar? What's with the note? Is there a reason for this? Seems like if you're going to commit a felony it'd be advisable not to leave behind anything that you've handled in any way.


No words. There are printers


which printer do you recommend for printing a bank robbery note, Kinko's FedEx? Go with a local mom and pop shop?
Glossy stock or just regular paper for the note?
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
You're probably trying to avoid drawing the attention that announcing you are robbing the bank might draw.



That and you probably prefer that no one hear your voice. It would be pretty easy to identify David Schuster when he asked for "Evey thing in the safe." Voices can be easily identifiable. Like when Teinowitz called in to Kap's show to suggest the murder of Steve Bartman.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
You're probably trying to avoid drawing the attention that announcing you are robbing the bank might draw.



That and you probably prefer that no one hear your voice. It would be pretty easy to identify David Schuster when he asked for "Evey thing in the safe." Voices can be easily identifiable. Like when Teinowitz called in to Kap's show to suggest the murder of Steve Bartman.




Teinowitz has one of the most annoying voices in recorded history.

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Hussra wrote:
Nas wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Why don't they just tell the teller it's a robbery and hand over the cheddar? What's with the note? Is there a reason for this? Seems like if you're going to commit a felony it'd be advisable not to leave behind anything that you've handled in any way.


No words. There are printers


which printer do you recommend for printing a bank robbery note, Kinko's FedEx? Go with a local mom and pop shop?
Glossy stock or just regular paper for the note?


FedEx

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
You're probably trying to avoid drawing the attention that announcing you are robbing the bank might draw.



That and you probably prefer that no one hear your voice. It would be pretty easy to identify David Schuster when he asked for "Evey thing in the safe."

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Are you suggesting that they should keep the notes to themselves?

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