Some of them only weigh like 100 pounds. If it was trying to kill you, do you think you could take it on?

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Sure. I can have handle lipids cat, I should be able to deal with this.

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Does he have one of those insane fucking cats?

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Yeah, if you can catch it when it leaps at you, 100 pounds is nothing to body slam to the ground a couple times. Or even break its neck. Or just snap one of his legs. Then he's done.

But you gotta have a clean catch. He gets a step on you or gets you off balance, you're gone.

probably not. they'd latch on and you couldn't get them off you.

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They have sharp claws and teeth, and you have semi-sharp teeth and not sharp fingers. But you can poke in the eye so that's a plus. You just have to avoid the mouth on the way there.

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Cheetah yes. Tiger or lion no.

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Without any weapons, it is doubtful that anybody could. Unless you are Chuck Norris.

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No doubt Chus a Cheetah would fuck me up but I think I live to tell about it. Lion or tiger no way.

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Fo sho.

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It would at least be more fun to watch than that man vs wild show where Devin Hester and Chris Johnson each raced a cheetah... with a 70% head start. What the hell was the point? Why don't you just start them at the finish line?

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No.

A better question is who would win a fight to the death. A cheetah or a 100 house cats locked in a room together.

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Well, not with that attitude.

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Cheetahs take down 300 lb wildebeests and choke em out, they are stronger than ya think.

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You can used a closed fist, though.

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I've seen videos of deer kicking the shit out of guys.. Animals are scrappy.

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I can if I have a flamethrower.

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Of course.

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He might claw the hell out of me initially, but once I get a hold of that fucker I'm slamming his head on the ground until it's dead.

I bet a 40# bobcat would tear you apart.

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Nah. 90 pound white women? Yes. Just by the evil stare she gives me as I approach her to ask her on a date. But I can take on animals that are less than 100 pounds.

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Lol... My dog would fuck you up quickly, he's over a hundo but I've worked dogs in a bite suit that were 75 lbs that would fuck any man up.. You'd go into shock while your intestines spilled out.

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How about 100 duck sized horses?

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How bout a 95# mountain lion?

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