Beardown wrote:
Yeah, if you can catch it when it leaps at you, 100 pounds is nothing to body slam to the ground a couple times. Or even break its neck. Or just snap one of his legs. Then he's done.
girl chained to the furnace wrote:
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
Some of them only weigh like 100 pounds. If it was trying to kill you, do you think you could take it on? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
Sure. I can have handle lipids cat, I should be able to deal with this. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
Darkside wrote: Sure. I can have handle lipids cat, I should be able to deal with this. Does he have one of those insane fucking cats? |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
leashyourkids wrote: Some of them only weigh like 100 pounds. If it was trying to kill you, do you think you could take it on? Yeah, if you can catch it when it leaps at you, 100 pounds is nothing to body slam to the ground a couple times. Or even break its neck. Or just snap one of his legs. Then he's done. But you gotta have a clean catch. He gets a step on you or gets you off balance, you're gone. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
probably not. they'd latch on and you couldn't get them off you. |
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| Author: | newper [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
They have sharp claws and teeth, and you have semi-sharp teeth and not sharp fingers. But you can poke in the eye so that's a plus. You just have to avoid the mouth on the way there. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 7:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
Cheetah yes. Tiger or lion no. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 7:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
Without any weapons, it is doubtful that anybody could. Unless you are Chuck Norris. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 7:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
No doubt Chus a Cheetah would fuck me up but I think I live to tell about it. Lion or tiger no way. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 7:35 pm ] |
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pittmike wrote: Lion or tiger no way. Fo sho. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 7:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
Beardown wrote: Yeah, if you can catch it when it leaps at you, 100 pounds is nothing to body slam to the ground a couple times. Or even break its neck. Or just snap one of his legs. Then he's done. girl chained to the furnace wrote: |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 7:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
It would at least be more fun to watch than that man vs wild show where Devin Hester and Chris Johnson each raced a cheetah... with a 70% head start. What the hell was the point? Why don't you just start them at the finish line? |
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| Author: | conns7901 [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 7:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
No. A better question is who would win a fight to the death. A cheetah or a 100 house cats locked in a room together. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 7:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
conns7901 wrote: No. Well, not with that attitude. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 8:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
Cheetahs take down 300 lb wildebeests and choke em out, they are stronger than ya think. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 8:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
312player wrote: Cheetahs take down 300 lb wildebeests and choke em out, they are stronger than ya think. You can used a closed fist, though. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 8:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
I've seen videos of deer kicking the shit out of guys.. Animals are scrappy. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 8:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
I can if I have a flamethrower. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 8:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
leashyourkids wrote: 312player wrote: Cheetahs take down 300 lb wildebeests and choke em out, they are stronger than ya think. You can used a closed fist, though. 
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 8:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
Of course. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 8:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
He might claw the hell out of me initially, but once I get a hold of that fucker I'm slamming his head on the ground until it's dead. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 8:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
Beardown wrote: He might claw the hell out of me initially, but once I get a hold of that fucker I'm slamming his head on the ground until it's dead. I bet a 40# bobcat would tear you apart. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 8:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
312player wrote: Beardown wrote: He might claw the hell out of me initially, but once I get a hold of that fucker I'm slamming his head on the ground until it's dead. I bet a 40# bobcat would tear you apart. Nah. 90 pound white women? Yes. Just by the evil stare she gives me as I approach her to ask her on a date. But I can take on animals that are less than 100 pounds. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
Eaglo wrote: I ate two party-size bags of them one night, so yeah.
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| Author: | 312player [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
Lol... My dog would fuck you up quickly, he's over a hundo but I've worked dogs in a bite suit that were 75 lbs that would fuck any man up.. You'd go into shock while your intestines spilled out. |
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| Author: | newper [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
Beardown wrote: Nah. 90 pound white women? Yes. Just by the evil stare she gives me as I approach her to ask her on a date. But I can take on animals that are less than 100 pounds. How about 100 duck sized horses? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
Don Tiny wrote: Eaglo wrote: I ate two party-size bags of them one night, so yeah. Elmhurst Steve wrote: I could out run it.
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| Author: | 312player [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Do you think you could fend off a cheetah? |
Beardown wrote: 312player wrote: Beardown wrote: He might claw the hell out of me initially, but once I get a hold of that fucker I'm slamming his head on the ground until it's dead. I bet a 40# bobcat would tear you apart. Nah. 90 pound white women? Yes. Just by the evil stare she gives me as I approach her to ask her on a date. But I can take on animals that are less than 100 pounds. How bout a 95# mountain lion? |
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