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 Post subject: Toughest CSFMB Member?
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Somebody tried to kill Tall Midget with a chainsaw.... and failed. Anyone got that beat?

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It really was an accident.

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Somebody tried to kill Tall Midget with a chainsaw.... and failed. Anyone got that beat?


Grim Reaper came looking for Jimmy and got his ass kicked.

RR walks around with a broken hip like it's nothing.

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It really was an accident.

Can we get a little more of the story?

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Nas wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Somebody tried to kill Tall Midget with a chainsaw.... and failed. Anyone got that beat?


Grim Reaper came looking for Jimmy and got his ass kicked.

RR walks around with a broken hip like it's nothing.


Reader has a broken hip?!? Jus how OLD is he?? :lol:

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My paisan, jimmypasta, came back to us from the other side... salut'! :salut:

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Nas wrote:
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Somebody tried to kill Tall Midget with a chainsaw.... and failed. Anyone got that beat?


Grim Reaper came looking for Jimmy and got his ass kicked.

RR walks around with a broken hip like it's nothing.

Man, we are an old bunch.

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chas got run over by a garbage truck and now he lives in Florida.

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chas got run over by a garbage truck and now he lives in Florida.


:lol:

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isn't there a board member who lives or lived in Englewood? and chas is apparently from canaryville.


Around age 10 to 12, I stopped having my mouth froze for any sort of dental work. Haven't gone back. Does that count?
Found out when I got older and started getting punched in the face that I'm really good at taking punches; which has mostly
meant I'm great at losing fights.
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isn't there a board member who lives or lived in Englewood? and chas is apparently from canaryville.


Around age 10 to 12, I stopped having my mouth froze for any sort of dental work. Haven't gone back. Does that count?
Found out when I got older and started getting punched in the face that I'm really good at taking punches; which has mostly
meant I'm great at losing fights.


Ali was good at taking a punch too.

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Tall Midget wrote:
Nas wrote:
Grim Reaper came looking for Jimmy and got his ass kicked.

RR walks around with a broken hip like it's nothing.


Reader has a broken hip?!? Just how OLD is he?? :lol:


Late 40's. And fwiw, it got broken in a cycling accident over 25 years ago. Some stupid kid almost rode into my path (in traffic), I had to swerve to miss him & avoid fast road traffic. I hit a curb, bounced a bit & went crashing through a lady's rose garden. She heard it, thought it was a shooting and came out screaming. Her screaming actually woke me up. :lol:

But my vote is for Seacrest on this one. Raising twelve kids sounds Marine Corps tough. :shock: :lol:

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Ali never lost by knockout? Maybe a TKO.

One of the guys from Around the Horn was on ESPN talking about how everyone today is all-in on Muhammad Ali but (i) Ali was not universally revered back in the day (late 60's into 70's) and (ii) that if you transported muhammad ali of the late 60's and his outspoken attitude to 2016 his jimmy rustling ways would make him an unpopular public figure, "I mean, we can't even handle Cam Newton's dad; no way we'd tolerate Ali being as outspoken today as he was back then" or something to that effect.
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Ali never lost by knockout? Maybe a TKO.

One of the guys from Around the Horn was on ESPN talking about how everyone today is all-in on Muhammad Ali but (i) Ali was not universally revered back in the day (late 60's into 70's) and (ii) that if you transported muhammad ali of the late 60's and his outspoken attitude to 2016 his jimmy rustling ways would make him an unpopular public figure, "I mean, we can't even handle Cam Newton's dad; no way we'd tolerate Ali being as outspoken today as he was back then" or something to that effect.


I agree

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I'm gonna go with Seacrest wife as the toughest... :lol:

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Tall Midget wrote:
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It really was an accident.

William Shattner maintains the same about his wife.
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I'm gonna go with Seacrest wife as the toughest... :lol:


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Regular Reader wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Nas wrote:
Grim Reaper came looking for Jimmy and got his ass kicked.

RR walks around with a broken hip like it's nothing.


Reader has a broken hip?!? Just how OLD is he?? :lol:


Late 40's. And fwiw, it got broken in a cycling accident over 25 years ago. Some stupid kid almost rode into my path (in traffic), I had to swerve to miss him & avoid fast road traffic. I hit a curb, bounced a bit & went crashing through a lady's rose garden. She heard it, thought it was a shooting and came out screaming. Her screaming actually woke me up. :lol:

But my vote is for Seacrest on this one. Raising twelve kids sounds Marine Corps tough. :shock: :lol:



My wife only knows about seven of them so...

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I walked around for 5 weeks with a broken jaw before the oral surgeon figured it out.


wait, you're not really a doctor? ah'll be damned. I always imagine you wearing a stethoscope and scrubs, munching on an energy bar and pounding red bulls while posting from a storage closet on the 3rd floor at Swedish Covenant
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chas got run over by a garbage truck and now he lives in Florida.



Well, here goes...

The parallels of my life experiences with chas are eery.

Ahh forget it.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I walked around for 5 weeks with a broken jaw before the oral surgeon figured it out.


wait, you're not really a doctor? ah'll be damned. I always imagine you wearing a stethoscope and scrubs, munching on an energy bar and pounding red bulls while posting from a storage closet on the 3rd floor at Swedish Covenant


Oh, I do all that.

I'm just not a doctor.

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chas lives in Florida.

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But my vote is for Seacrest on this one. Raising twelve kids sounds Marine Corps tough. :shock: :lol:

I think these are more appropriate for the soon to be created Craziest CSFMB Member thread.

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