Calm down jimmy. This can't be good for you.

My God,what a picnic this would be!!!!

I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I 'd ever had a mother and daughter threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom you still awake?"

I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I 'd ever had a mother and daughter threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom you still awake?"

She's not nearly as good-looking as her Mom.

It's 2016 jimmy. There's websites that one can visit that'll tickle your fancy. No need for still photographs anymore.

I was just bringing to attention Heather's beautiful offspring.

Sorry....jeez,when did the Mormon's start running this place?

This is the new era for the board, time to evolve.

Jimmy, there is so much more out there. What's your infatuation with her?

She has an enormous nose.