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Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Covalent Bonds

Okay, I have to plead ignorance on this subject. I can't grasp why it happens so naturally I never looked into how it works. Why would an atom share a pair or more of electrons with another atom instead of outright removing them from another to form an ionic bond?

Author:  pittmike [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

Don Tiny wrote:
Okay, I have to plead ignorance on this subject. I can't grasp why it happens so naturally I never looked into how it works. Why would an atom share a pair or more of electrons with another atom instead of outright removing them from another to form an ionic bond?


:lol:

Author:  Brick [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

Because God decided it.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

I don't think anybody wanted the real answer, BRick.

Author:  pittmike [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I don't think anybody wanted the real answer, BRick.


:lol:

Author:  SomeGuy [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

BigFan was right about all of this! He warned us and we were too prideful to lay attention!

Bigfan's wisdom is is more important now than ever before.

Author:  Management [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

SomeGuy wrote:
BigFan was right about all of this! He warned us and we were too prideful to lay attention!

Bigfan's wisdom is is more important now than ever before.



Dear Mr. Someguy,

Would you like us to delete this stupid parody thread?

Sincerely,
Management

Author:  Matches Malone [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

Management wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
BigFan was right about all of this! He warned us and we were too prideful to lay attention!

Bigfan's wisdom is is more important now than ever before.



Dear Mr. Someguy,

Would you like us to delete this stupid parody thread?

Sincerely,
Management

Bump it on the regular.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

Matches Malone wrote:
Management wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
BigFan was right about all of this! He warned us and we were too prideful to lay attention!

Bigfan's wisdom is is more important now than ever before.



Dear Mr. Someguy,

Would you like us to delete this stupid parody thread?

Sincerely,
Management

Bump it on the regular.


Sticky every Parody Thread.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

Sticky and move them all to the bigfan section.

Author:  Matches Malone [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

Terry's Peeps wrote:
Matches Malone wrote:
Management wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
BigFan was right about all of this! He warned us and we were too prideful to lay attention!

Bigfan's wisdom is is more important now than ever before.



Dear Mr. Someguy,

Would you like us to delete this stupid parody thread?

Sincerely,
Management

Bump it on the regular.


Sticky every Parody Thread.


Image

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

Frank Coztansa wrote:
Sticky and move them all to the bigfan section.

:lol: :lol:

Author:  Seacrest [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

SomeGuy wrote:
BigFan was right about all of this! He warned us and we were too prideful to lay attention!

Bigfan's wisdom is is more important now than ever before.


Correct.

He said that you were a sycophant and an ass kisser.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

Seacrest wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
BigFan was right about all of this! He warned us and we were too prideful to lay attention!

Bigfan's wisdom is is more important now than ever before.


Correct.

He said that you were a sycophant and an ass kisser.


Image

Author:  JORR [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 6:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

Seacrest wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
BigFan was right about all of this! He warned us and we were too prideful to lay attention!

Bigfan's wisdom is is more important now than ever before.


Correct.

He said that you were a sycophant and an ass kisser.


And a walking firebrand of discontent.

Author:  pittmike [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

Matches Malone wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
Matches Malone wrote:
Management wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
BigFan was right about all of this! He warned us and we were too prideful to lay attention!

Bigfan's wisdom is is more important now than ever before.



Dear Mr. Someguy,

Would you like us to delete this stupid parody thread?

Sincerely,
Management

Bump it on the regular.


Sticky every Parody Thread.


Image


Ah the Helen Hunt angel dust flick.

Author:  pittmike [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

Matches Malone wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
Matches Malone wrote:
Management wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
BigFan was right about all of this! He warned us and we were too prideful to lay attention!

Bigfan's wisdom is is more important now than ever before.



Dear Mr. Someguy,

Would you like us to delete this stupid parody thread?

Sincerely,
Management

Bump it on the regular.


Sticky every Parody Thread.


Image


Ah the Helen Hunt angel dust flick.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

Seacrest wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
BigFan was right about all of this! He warned us and we were too prideful to lay attention!

Bigfan's wisdom is is more important now than ever before.


Correct.

He said that you were a sycophant and an ass kisser.


The old pederast burrito speaks!

I'm sure you fist pumped when that gay club in Orlando got shot up! Good day for you!

Author:  SomeGuy [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

Management wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
BigFan was right about all of this! He warned us and we were too prideful to lay attention!

Bigfan's wisdom is is more important now than ever before.



Dear Mr. Someguy,

Would you like us to delete this stupid parody thread?

Sincerely,
Management

:lol:
Wasn't being serious at all. But some people dance to SomeGuy's tune more than others.

Dance puppets, dance!

Author:  Matches Malone [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

SomeGuy wrote:
Management wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
BigFan was right about all of this! He warned us and we were too prideful to lay attention!

Bigfan's wisdom is is more important now than ever before.



Dear Mr. Someguy,

Would you like us to delete this stupid parody thread?

Sincerely,
Management

:lol:
Wasn't being serious at all. But some people dance to SomeGuy's tune more than others.

Dance puppets, dance!

Image

Author:  Seacrest [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

SomeGuy wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
BigFan was right about all of this! He warned us and we were too prideful to lay attention!

Bigfan's wisdom is is more important now than ever before.


Correct.

He said that you were a sycophant and an ass kisser.


The old pederast GAY speaks!

I'm sure you fist pumped when that gay club in Orlando got shot up! Good day for you!



A horrible tragedy.

I'm glad you had already left.

Author:  newper [ Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Covalent Bonds

A few years ago, I was asked to quickly tutor a daughter on chemistry, as she had a final coming up in 2 days and was running like a D in the class. I have no chemistry experience farther than junior year of high school, and I made that fact known, but was still looked at as smart enough to somehow translate this information over. I looked at her book and this wasn't the stuff I learned 20 years ago.... the models of atoms were different than I remembered. I did my best and I think she failed anyway. Oh well, what can you do - it was two days.

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