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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 7:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Things You Have Always Wondered |
This is sort of Andy Rooney-ish, but... Have you ever wondered why one of the primary themes of kids toys is farm animals who are anthropomorphized to seem happy, but those same animals are only allowed to live so that they can be slaughtered and eaten? |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Get the fuck out of my house. And take your Lincoln Logs with you. |
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| Author: | formerlyknownas [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
I wonder if anyone has ever made--and sold--a toy jail. Like a Lego Attica or something like that. If they did, I guess the prisoners would be happy. |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
http://www.walmart.com/ip/24894195?wmlspartner=wlpa&adid=22222222227017624305&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=51770818871&wl4=&wl5=pla&wl6=83188656071&veh=sem |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
What the fuck was up with button-fly jeans? They were a pain in the ass. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
formerlyknownas wrote: I wonder if anyone has ever made--and sold--a toy jail. Like a Lego Attica or something like that. If they did, I guess the prisoners would be happy. My business partner, Joe is the middle kid of three. His brother is two years older and his sister is three years younger. When they were kids the two boys didn't want to play with their sister, but their mom told them they had to. They would play with toy cars, Hot Wheels and Matchbox. Joe still didn't want to play with his sister so he told her she could be a criminal and get to control the criminal's car. She got happy for a minute and was playing with the car "driving" it around. Then Joe drove a police car up to her and pulled her over. He told her she had to go to jail and put her car off to the side so he and his brother could continue playing uninterrupted. I'm sure he would have loved to have a toy jail. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Have you ever wondered why eggs, in addition to many other foods, are primarily eaten only for breakfast? Who made that rule? |
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| Author: | Chus [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 10:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
leashyourkids wrote: Have you ever wondered why eggs, in addition to many other foods, are primarily eaten only for breakfast? Who made that rule? Breakfast food for dinner is a strong move. I like it. |
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| Author: | Linderman Edgewater [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
I wonder why all the businesses in Frankfort are all made of brick. I assume its some ordinance but why? Does the mayor own a brick company? |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Is or was Arby's a front here in Chicago? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
When do fish sleep? |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Darkside wrote: When do fish sleep? The triple witching hour. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Matches Malone wrote: Darkside wrote: When do fish sleep? The triple witching hour. OK. |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Darkside wrote: Matches Malone wrote: Darkside wrote: When do fish sleep? The triple witching hour. OK. One less thing to worry about. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Matches Malone wrote: Darkside wrote: Matches Malone wrote: Darkside wrote: When do fish sleep? The triple witching hour. OK. One less thing to worry about. Now I just need to find my keys. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Darkside wrote: Matches Malone wrote: Darkside wrote: Matches Malone wrote: Darkside wrote: When do fish sleep? The triple witching hour. OK. One less thing to worry about. Now I just need to find my keys. Check your pockets. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
There they are! You guys are amazing. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Frank Coztansa wrote: https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w1000/cg1gnfoHKJyEnwDVBTRsFSNzq6j.jpg Good one! |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Frank Coztansa wrote: https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w1000/cg1gnfoHKJyEnwDVBTRsFSNzq6j.jpg Poor dolphin... |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Darkside wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w1000/cg1gnfoHKJyEnwDVBTRsFSNzq6j.jpg Good one! dolphinesque. |
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| Author: | Linderman Edgewater [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Why does the Love Boat have a laugh track? That seems nonsensical. Come to think of it didn't Mash have one also!? |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Linderman Edgewater wrote: Why does the Love Boat have a laugh track? That seems nonsensical. Come to think of it didn't Mash have one also!? How many people contracted STD's as a result of booking passage on that ship? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
formerlyknownas wrote: I wonder if anyone has ever made--and sold--a toy jail. Like a Lego Attica or something like that. If they did, I guess the prisoners would be happy.  Yes, it's real: https://www.amazon.com/LEGO-CITY-Prison-Island-60130/dp/B017B1B2XE |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Darkside wrote: When do fish sleep? Why do they shit where they eat? |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Matches Malone wrote: Linderman Edgewater wrote: Why does the Love Boat have a laugh track? That seems nonsensical. Come to think of it didn't Mash have one also!? How many people contracted STD's as a result of booking passage on that ship? 
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Chus wrote: Darkside wrote: When do fish sleep? Why do they shit where they eat? Don't pretend you haven't finished a sammich while sitting on the can. |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Chus wrote: Matches Malone wrote: Linderman Edgewater wrote: Why does the Love Boat have a laugh track? That seems nonsensical. Come to think of it didn't Mash have one also!? How many people contracted STD's as a result of booking passage on that ship? Did the British colonize the Love Boat too? |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
Don Tiny wrote: Chus wrote: Darkside wrote: When do fish sleep? Why do they shit where they eat? Don't pretend you haven't finished a sammich while sitting on the can. I'm sure I did that in my younger days. |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things You Have Always Wondered |
How often do people soap up below their knees? |
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