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Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:03 am ]
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Put my two weeks notice in at work on Tuesday. They said thank you but Wednesday will be your last day. My new job doesn't start until the 11th so for the first time since I was 14, I will technically be unemployed. I don't know if I can handle being a stay at home dad for the next 11 days. I'm going to go crazy.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:04 am ]
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Poor Mr. Scorpion.
Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:05 am ]
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Call your new place and see if you can start early
Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:06 am ]
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Travel SE Asia
Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:08 am ]
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Move.
Author:  Brick [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:08 am ]
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Gaycation
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:10 am ]
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So far Rick is the early leader in the clubhouse with good ideas...
Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:10 am ]
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Tour around Chicagoland pizza places and rank them for Chicagofanatics.com
Author:  pittmike [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:11 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Put my two weeks notice in at work on Tuesday. They said thank you but Wednesday will be your last day. My new job doesn't start until the 11th so for the first time since I was 14, I will technically be unemployed. I don't know if I can handle being a stay at home dad for the next 11 days. I'm going to go crazy.


Were you the one that NEEDED to work on July 1 due to the insurance gap? If so, they kinda screwed you.
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:15 am ]
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pittmike wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Put my two weeks notice in at work on Tuesday. They said thank you but Wednesday will be your last day. My new job doesn't start until the 11th so for the first time since I was 14, I will technically be unemployed. I don't know if I can handle being a stay at home dad for the next 11 days. I'm going to go crazy.


Were you the one that NEEDED to work on July 1 due to the insurance gap? If so, they kinda screwed you.

Would have been helpful but no big deal. The COBRA ins can be signed up in 60 days and is retroactive to your last day. Now I just hope no one needs to see a doc until middle of August.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:15 am ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Poor Mr. Scorpion.


More like poor Mrs. Scorpion.

A smart man would've never brought that news home and spent the next week and a half fishing or drinking or fishing and drinking.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:15 am ]
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Go glamping.
Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:16 am ]
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Blend Brick's idea, a pair of daisy dukes, and Craigslist and you'll quickly find yourself self-employed
Author:  pittmike [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:16 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Put my two weeks notice in at work on Tuesday. They said thank you but Wednesday will be your last day. My new job doesn't start until the 11th so for the first time since I was 14, I will technically be unemployed. I don't know if I can handle being a stay at home dad for the next 11 days. I'm going to go crazy.


Were you the one that NEEDED to work on July 1 due to the insurance gap? If so, they kinda screwed you.

Would have been helpful but no big deal. The COBRA ins can be signed up in 60 days and is retroactive to your last day. Now I just hope no one needs to see a doc until middle of August.


In that case enjoy. I am envious. The last time I was unemployed for any amount of time was 1983. :lol:
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:20 am ]
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pittmike wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Put my two weeks notice in at work on Tuesday. They said thank you but Wednesday will be your last day. My new job doesn't start until the 11th so for the first time since I was 14, I will technically be unemployed. I don't know if I can handle being a stay at home dad for the next 11 days. I'm going to go crazy.


Were you the one that NEEDED to work on July 1 due to the insurance gap? If so, they kinda screwed you.

Would have been helpful but no big deal. The COBRA ins can be signed up in 60 days and is retroactive to your last day. Now I just hope no one needs to see a doc until middle of August.


In that case enjoy. I am envious. The last time I was unemployed for any amount of time was 1983. :lol:



eighty three
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:22 am ]
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pittmike wrote:
The last time I was unemployed for any amount of time was 1983. :lol:

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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:32 am ]
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Bet the ponies, golf, eat ice cream, eat ice cream in a pool, eat tacos in a pool, go to a water park, learn how to become a pitchpocket, create a few accounts at bigfan's new board, teach the kids to cuss, teach the kids to ride a bike, teach the kids how to properly dress a wound, look at some porn, eat tacos in a pool, make a sign an beg on a freeway off ramp, plant some spinach, play kick the can, light off some fireworks, go fishing, eat tacos in a pool, drive the wrong way down a one way street, go thru the toll booth and pay with all pennies (drop some if you really want to be a dick), take a boat ride down the Cal Sag, eat tacos in a pool, have some Crystal Pepsi, find out who Juggs is, take a nap.


There you go. See you in two weeks.
Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:34 am ]
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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:56 am ]
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:lol:

So Hank, have you finished decomposing yet?
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:06 am ]
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You want to sling burgers at the Taste of Chicago for 2 says?
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:11 am ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
You want to sling burgers at the Taste of Chicago for 2 says?

I'd have to figure that there are a whole lot of worse things out there than slinging hash w/ Sam for a couple days, plus the weather won't be God-awful hot and humid.
Author:  Darkside [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:12 am ]
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Kill a hobo.
Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:51 am ]
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I assume they are paying you for the whole two weeks? (They should.)
Author:  RFDC [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:09 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
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Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:16 am ]
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Author:  Chus [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:44 am ]
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RFDC wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
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I'm eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!
Author:  Management [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:22 am ]
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Start a new sports website geared to fellow posters and other fans.

Sincerely,
Management
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:25 am ]
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Management wrote:
Start a new sports website geared to fellow posters and other fans.

Sincerely,
Management


NWIFanatics.com!
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:30 am ]
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Author:  Nas [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:32 am ]
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Never tell a woman you don't have work to do. She'll always find something to keep you busy.
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