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Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:49 am ]
Post subject:  Thursday Shitpost Thread

Seeing as MANY are probably off tomorrow and won't be posting, I think we should have a Thursday thread.

What is your greatest athletic achievement?

What is your biggest pet peeve?

Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba?

What is your first vivid childhood memory?

Clooney or Pitt?

What is your most quirky habit?

If you could be anyone besides yourself, who would you be?

Given the option of meeting the president or punching IMU, which hand would you punch with?

Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Thursday Shitpost Thread

leashyourkids wrote:
Seeing as MANY are probably off tomorrow and won't be posting, I think we should have a Thursday thread.

What is your greatest athletic achievement?
I was a pretty good soccer player. Which made me wish I was good at real sports.

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Over the top SJW/PC

Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba?
Biel

What is your first vivid childhood memory?
Idk

Clooney or Pitt?
Clooney

What is your most quirky habit?
I don't know. I'm so random I have so many!

If you could be anyone besides yourself, who would you be?
Rocky

Given the option of meeting the president or punching IMU, which hand would you punch with?
Idk

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:00 am ]
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Kirkwood is boring.


Next!

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:00 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Seeing as MANY are probably off tomorrow and won't be posting, I think we should have a Thursday thread.

What is your greatest athletic achievement?

Caught a TD pass in Sophmore game against Joliet Catholic.

What is your biggest pet peeve?

Kirkwood

Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba?

Alba

What is your first vivid childhood memory?

Breaking my collarbone.

Clooney or Pitt?

Pitt

What is your most quirky habit?

Have to brush and floss everytime I eat or drink something.

If you could be anyone besides yourself, who would you be?

Peter Pan

Given the option of meeting the president or punching IMU, which hand would you punch with?

I'd meet the President.


Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Thursday Shitpost Thread

Ask better questions instead of these shit ones.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:02 am ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
Ask better questions instead of these shit ones.


Fair. Help a brother out... I'm lacking creativity this morning.

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:06 am ]
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What is your greatest athletic achievement? Pulling off an unassisted triple play in softball

What is your biggest pet peeve? racism

Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba? Alba

What is your first vivid childhood memory? Throwing a rock and breaking a car tail light

Clooney or Pitt? Clooney

What is your most quirky habit? Saying ...you know what all the fucking time

If you could be anyone besides yourself, who would you be? Drew Carey

Given the option of meeting the president or punching IMU, which hand would you punch with? Right

Author:  JORR [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:25 am ]
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What is your greatest athletic achievement?

The Fitzpatrick brothers kicked the shit out of us in a Thanksgiving Day football game every year for years on end. One day at Quencher's when we were way too old to be playing tackle football, my friend Karl said to one of the brothers, "I like to think we'd give you a better game these days." Fitz became infuriated and said, "We'd kill you like always." We agreed to a game. I got a bunch of guys who worked for me who had played at Niles West to handle the speed positions. They brought a guy who had played QB in Division III. That motherfucker was fast. But we stomped them at the line. They were just a little too old. I called all the plays and my friend Dave the punky QB executed perfectly. It felt good when their toughest guy, Johnny who I had lined up against said after the game, "You kicked my ass all day."

What is your biggest pet peeve?

Jose Quintana

Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba?

Threesome!

What is your first vivid childhood memory?

Sharon O'Brien

Clooney or Pitt?

Pitt, because of Harley Grace and when he was on the couch in True Romance.

What is your most quirky habit?

Wearing a sport coat on an airplane.

If you could be anyone besides yourself, who would you be?

I wouldn't switch.

Given the option of meeting the president or punching IMU, which hand would you punch with?

Combination

Author:  Jbi11s [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:48 am ]
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Image

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:51 am ]
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Jbi11s wrote:
Image


Reason was right about you.

Author:  Sir Loin Of Beef [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:54 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Seeing as MANY are probably off tomorrow and won't be posting, I think we should have a Thursday thread.

What is your greatest athletic achievement?
Staying away from sports.

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Lies.

Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba?
Biel

What is your first vivid childhood memory?
Playing at Grandma and Grandpa's house.

Clooney or Pitt?
Clooney

What is your most quirky habit?
shaking my leg.

If you could be anyone besides yourself, who would you be?
The Angel of Death.

Given the option of meeting the president or punching IMU, which hand would you punch with?

The left hand so it wouldn't hurt him so much.

Author:  Jbi11s [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:49 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
Image


Reason was right about you.

You know I love you.

Author:  America [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Thursday Shitpost Thread

leashyourkids wrote:
Seeing as MANY are probably off tomorrow and won't be posting, I think we should have a Thursday thread.

What is your greatest athletic achievement?

Started at NT on the #6 team in Illinois, knocked New Trier out of the playoffs. It was a great moment.

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What is your biggest pet peeve?

Cubs

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Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba?

Biel, but I dont like either really.

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What is your first vivid childhood memory?

first WTC attack

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Clooney or Pitt?

Pitt, I guess.

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What is your most quirky habit?

I quit smoking.

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If you could be anyone besides yourself, who would you be?

Some random infant. Knowing what I know now I would kill it growing up #prodigy

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Given the option of meeting the president or punching IMU, which hand would you punch with?

I'd meet the president.

Author:  Linderman Edgewater [ Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:20 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Seeing as MANY are probably off tomorrow and won't be posting, I think we should have a Thursday thread.

What is your greatest athletic achievement?
Setting a record for the 100 mt race

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Cutting my pizza wrong

Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba?
Who ever has the bigger lips.

What is your first vivid childhood memory?
Getting beat with a meat tenderizer.

Clooney or Pitt?
Pitt, whats in the box?

What is your most quirky habit?
Being honest to strangers

If you could be anyone besides yourself, who would you be?
Dali

Given the option of meeting the president or punching IMU, which hand would you punch with?

I would give IMU a delicious taco.

Author:  Nas [ Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:38 am ]
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What is your greatest athletic achievement?
Personally, I hit a home run to win a high school baseball game. Naturally it was inside the ball park because I was a broom stick in high school.

What is your biggest pet peeve?
People being late

Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba?
Biel

What is your first vivid childhood memory?
Hugging my father at 3

Clooney or Pitt?
Clooney

What is your most quirky habit?
Not sure

If you could be anyone besides yourself, who would you be?
No one

Given the option of meeting the president or punching IMU, which hand would you punch with?
Meeting any president

Author:  BigW72 [ Fri Jul 01, 2016 3:22 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Seeing as MANY are probably off tomorrow and won't be posting, I think we should have a Thursday thread.

What is your greatest athletic achievement?
Running a Marathon. I've run 3, and I'm not very skinny.

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Lazy, un-motivated adults who don't work for a living...or work minimally.

Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba?
Biel

What is your first vivid childhood memory?
Glamping trip at Jellystone Park

Clooney or Pitt?
Pitt

What is your most quirky habit?
Farting

If you could be anyone besides yourself, who would you be?
I looked for someone who was my age and in a successful band, but not too successful. Part of something huge, but brief. Money in the bank allowing you the ability to be a middle-aged working musician at your own pace.

I came up with...Wes Scantlin - Puddle of Mudd
Years later, "Control" is still a bad-ass song.


Given the option of meeting the president or punching IMU, which hand would you punch with?
meeting the President. Not a fan of Barry, but i'd love to have smoke with him....and I don't smoke.

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