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Author:  jimmypasta [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:28 am ]
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Friday, July 08, 2016 06:03PM
CRETE, Ill. (WLS) -- A woman suffered two bites when she was attacked by a bat in south suburban Crete.

Will County officials said the woman was cleaning a swimming pool when the bat bit her on the neck and hand. While trying to protect herself from the attack, the woman injured the bat and it fell to the ground.

The bat was picked up by Will County Animal Control. Officials said it tested positive for rabies and the woman was sent to a local hospital for treatment.

Officials said July, August and September are prime months for area bat exposures, and this is the third rabid bat reported in Will County.Residents are asked to contact local animal control if any wild animal is seen acting abnormally, such as a nocturnal animal walking around during daylight hours, or an animal having trouble walking.

Will County officials said that any contact with a bat, or other wild warm-blooded animals, should be reported to the nearest animal control authority as soon as possible.
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:48 am ]
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Was taking down one of our outdoor speakers and a bat flew out from behind it. Thought I was going to have a Jimmypasta experience.

And no, I don't mean going in the house and making a bad Cubs post.
Author:  Godfella [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:49 am ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
Was taking down one of our outdoor speakers and a bat flew out from behind it. Thought I was going to have a Jimmypasta experience.

And no, I don't mean going in the house and making a bad Cubs post.

:lol:
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:53 am ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
Was taking down one of our outdoor speakers and a bat flew out from behind it. Thought I was going to have a Jimmypasta experience.

And no, I don't mean going in the house and making a bad Cubs post.

:lol:
Author:  jimmypasta [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:54 am ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
Was taking down one of our outdoor speakers and a bat flew out from behind it. Thought I was going to have a Jimmypasta experience.

And no, I don't mean going in the house and making a bad Cubs post.


Bad Cubs post???? The Theo experience is trending down ,my friend.

Something I screamed about on here about 5 years ago and never gave up.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:56 am ]
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We were visiting friends in Highland Park a few years back. To watch fireworks,we walked over to the Golf Course. They constantly have bats flying all over that area. Our friends acted like they were baby sparrows.

If I ever saw a bat up close,that would probably be it for me!
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 11:04 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
Was taking down one of our outdoor speakers and a bat flew out from behind it. Thought I was going to have a Jimmypasta experience.

And no, I don't mean going in the house and making a bad Cubs post.


Bad Cubs post???? The Theo experience is trending down ,my friend.

Something I screamed about on here about 5 years ago and never gave up.


You know I'm kidding, right JamesAngelhair?
Author:  jimmypasta [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 11:07 am ]
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This year (and last),my opinion is: "Not happy how they got here but happy with how they look!"
Author:  SomeGuy [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 11:34 am ]
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Lay off, Jimmy, he's just trying to give you guys a head up on safety.
Author:  Darkside [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 12:15 pm ]
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You guys are fucked up.
Bats are our friends. You have any idea how many mosquitos they eat?
Author:  SomeGuy [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 1:11 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
You guys are fucked up.
Bats are our friends. You have any idea how many mosquitos they eat?


I dunno, why don't you tell us, genious.

I'm not doing my own research on this one, stud.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 1:17 pm ]
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Jeanius!

Jimmy, ever seen a bat at the zoo?
Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 1:35 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Jeanius!

Jimmy, ever seen a bat at the zoo?

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Author:  Darkside [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:06 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
You guys are fucked up.
Bats are our friends. You have any idea how many mosquitos they eat?


I dunno, why don't you tell us, genious.

I'm not doing my own research on this one, stud.

At least half their weight a day. Which is a lot of skeeter, genius.
Author:  SomeGuy [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 4:17 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
You guys are fucked up.
Bats are our friends. You have any idea how many mosquitos they eat?


I dunno, why don't you tell us, genious.

I'm not doing my own research on this one, stud.

At least half their weight a day. Which is a lot of skeeter, genius.


I bet you eat half your weight in skeet skeet skeet per day as well, DickSlideHungStud69@grinder.com!
Author:  Darkside [ Sat Jul 09, 2016 4:37 pm ]
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Yeah I don't know what that means. So... later I guess.
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