Day 2 on this desolate ocean.

I thought for a second I saw a glint of light over yonder on the horizon early in what I think was this morning. . .

but, alas, it was just a mirage.

I continue to drink my own urine as my sole nutritional supplement, and I may have actually acquired a taste for it.

I like to pretend that it is a different-colored flavor of Gatorade each time I take a sip, and, in my current state of lonely, starvation-inspired delirium, I find exactly no difference from my recollection of the taste of the real thing. It is quite a phenomenon.

The occasional whale passes by, and, each time, I could swear that the fellow mammal is offering to communicate with me, however, I do not yet know a method to share thoughts.

From time to time, a cloud blankets the searing sun, offering a respite from the constant burn of salt-encrusted open exposure.

The only comfort is that my skin has dehydrated and tanned to a point where it is starting to resemble a dry leather shroud - in said state it actually offers protection and relief now that the pain sensors in my skin have been cooked and killed off by lack of blood supply.

I'm going to attempt to take a nap and dream about the days of polite messageboard harmony.

. . . The days before the "event". The days when water, food, and company were plentiful, and came without a price, without a sacrifice.

I don't harbor ill will toward anyone who brought an end to this society, as all societys are bound to the same fate, however, I have a right to be wistful, and I am.

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

I don't like white rappers.

Wait, Panther still posts here?

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Wait, Panther still posts here?

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

Nah fuck that. Fuck Panther. Best post of 2016 was when Nas finally realized bigfan was always an asshole.

yeah seriously, wtf happened to the artiste formerly known as panther/pisla aka q-bovifs? i pretty much assume that he's some (assortment of?) mult/s who popped up on the board over the last year or two (a la KS/ajent/speeps/OKC/leash/FF/anyone-prolific-who-was-ousted-at-some-point) but i still find it kinda strange/odd that the name or "THE BRAND" proper sodded off because ?????

seriously it'd have to be some kind of a banhammering cuz surely a legend like panther wouldn't "thro" away 5-10+ years of legacy just because......... see? i can't even think of a reason why he'd do it. ask ralph wiggum: IT'S UNPOSSIBLE!

I don't like white rappers.

yeah seriously, wtf happened to the artiste formerly known as panther/pisla aka q-bovifs? i pretty much assume that he's some (assortment of?) mult/s who popped up on the board over the last year or two (a la KS/ajent/speeps/OKC/leash/FF/anyone-prolific-who-was-ousted-at-some-point) but i still find it kinda strange/odd that the name or "THE BRAND" proper sodded off because ?????

seriously it'd have to be some kind of a banhammering cuz surely a legend like panther wouldn't "thro" away 5-10+ years of legacy just because......... see? i can't even think of a reason why he'd do it. ask ralph wiggum: IT'S UNPOSSIBLE!

You nailed it. Leash, Free Ajent, and I have been sharing the Panther mult for years.

I don't like white rappers.

Every post I make

I'll be watching you

You nailed it. Leash, Free Ajent, and I have been sharing the Panther mult for years.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

heh, i didn't mean some kind of "grand conspiracy" where all those a4mentioned names are actually one person/entity/singular-internet-consciousness or whatever... i just meant that those ppl were the kind of people who i always assumed would always continue posting here even after a banhammering cuz they were too ingrained into the fabric of the CSFMB to not continue on in some way shape or form.

weren't you formally banned at some point in the last year or two? i definitely remember a #FreeLeash movement in that same general timeframe... so yeah i meant to say that i always assumed people of y'all caliber would always be with us in some capacity, even if they formally weren't able to brandish "THE BRAND" with each and every post.

He was a real dude. Good guy IRL.

Seriously though, seemed like a pretty good guy. I think a lot of his stuff started as an act, but then turned weird.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Say what you will, but -to my knowledge- Panther is the only one on this board currently tackling the palatability of bodily fluids. He's like our very own Gary Busey.

Not Fade Away is a great tune.

Not Fade Away is a great tune.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

What about the best gif of 2016?

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Every post I make