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Author:  Seacrest [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:00 pm ]
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Here is your early leader.

Panther pislA wrote:
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Day 2 on this desolate ocean.

I thought for a second I saw a glint of light over yonder on the horizon early in what I think was this morning. . .

but, alas, it was just a mirage.

I continue to drink my own urine as my sole nutritional supplement, and I may have actually acquired a taste for it.

I like to pretend that it is a different-colored flavor of Gatorade each time I take a sip, and, in my current state of lonely, starvation-inspired delirium, I find exactly no difference from my recollection of the taste of the real thing. It is quite a phenomenon.

The occasional whale passes by, and, each time, I could swear that the fellow mammal is offering to communicate with me, however, I do not yet know a method to share thoughts.

From time to time, a cloud blankets the searing sun, offering a respite from the constant burn of salt-encrusted open exposure.

The only comfort is that my skin has dehydrated and tanned to a point where it is starting to resemble a dry leather shroud - in said state it actually offers protection and relief now that the pain sensors in my skin have been cooked and killed off by lack of blood supply.

I'm going to attempt to take a nap and dream about the days of polite messageboard harmony.

. . . The days before the "event". The days when water, food, and company were plentiful, and came without a price, without a sacrifice.

I don't harbor ill will toward anyone who brought an end to this society, as all societys are bound to the same fate, however, I have a right to be wistful, and I am.

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Author:  FavreFan [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:02 pm ]
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Nah fuck that. Fuck Panther. Best post of 2016 was when Nas finally realized bigfan was always an asshole.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:04 pm ]
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Wait, Panther still posts here?

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:09 pm ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Wait, Panther still posts here?


yeah seriously, wtf happened to the artiste formerly known as panther/pisla aka q-bovifs? i pretty much assume that he's some (assortment of?) mult/s who popped up on the board over the last year or two (a la KS/ajent/speeps/OKC/leash/FF/anyone-prolific-who-was-ousted-at-some-point) but i still find it kinda strange/odd that the name or "THE BRAND" proper sodded off because ?????

seriously it'd have to be some kind of a banhammering cuz surely a legend like panther wouldn't "thro" away 5-10+ years of legacy just because......... see? i can't even think of a reason why he'd do it. ask ralph wiggum: IT'S UNPOSSIBLE!

edit: maybe this "new" board needs to be properly christened/baptized via a proper PANTHANTHALON(TM) to fully get itself running at 100.0% in the new "three wise men" epoch? fuck if i know what a PANTHANTALON(TM) actually is, but hey i definitely remember the term being brandished back in the day and surely if an all-time ledge like 'thro came up with the idea it has so be some kind of excellent, r-right?

Author:  Seacrest [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:10 pm ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Wait, Panther still posts here?


He posted that to himself on the old site three days after this one started.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:10 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Nah fuck that. Fuck Panther. Best post of 2016 was when Nas finally realized bigfan was always an asshole.

/thread

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:11 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Wait, Panther still posts here?


yeah seriously, wtf happened to the artiste formerly known as panther/pisla aka q-bovifs? i pretty much assume that he's some (assortment of?) mult/s who popped up on the board over the last year or two (a la KS/ajent/speeps/OKC/leash/FF/anyone-prolific-who-was-ousted-at-some-point) but i still find it kinda strange/odd that the name or "THE BRAND" proper sodded off because ?????

seriously it'd have to be some kind of a banhammering cuz surely a legend like panther wouldn't "thro" away 5-10+ years of legacy just because......... see? i can't even think of a reason why he'd do it. ask ralph wiggum: IT'S UNPOSSIBLE!


He was a real dude. Good guy IRL.

Seriously though, seemed like a pretty good guy. I think a lot of his stuff started as an act, but then turned weird.

Author:  FavreFan [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:12 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Wait, Panther still posts here?


yeah seriously, wtf happened to the artiste formerly known as panther/pisla aka q-bovifs? i pretty much assume that he's some (assortment of?) mult/s who popped up on the board over the last year or two (a la KS/ajent/speeps/OKC/leash/FF/anyone-prolific-who-was-ousted-at-some-point) but i still find it kinda strange/odd that the name or "THE BRAND" proper sodded off because ?????

seriously it'd have to be some kind of a banhammering cuz surely a legend like panther wouldn't "thro" away 5-10+ years of legacy just because......... see? i can't even think of a reason why he'd do it. ask ralph wiggum: IT'S UNPOSSIBLE!

You nailed it. Leash, Free Ajent, and I have been sharing the Panther mult for years.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:17 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Wait, Panther still posts here?


yeah seriously, wtf happened to the artiste formerly known as panther/pisla aka q-bovifs? i pretty much assume that he's some (assortment of?) mult/s who popped up on the board over the last year or two (a la KS/ajent/speeps/OKC/leash/FF/anyone-prolific-who-was-ousted-at-some-point) but i still find it kinda strange/odd that the name or "THE BRAND" proper sodded off because ?????

seriously it'd have to be some kind of a banhammering cuz surely a legend like panther wouldn't "thro" away 5-10+ years of legacy just because......... see? i can't even think of a reason why he'd do it. ask ralph wiggum: IT'S UNPOSSIBLE!

You nailed it. Leash, Free Ajent, and I have been sharing the Panther mult for years.


I KNEW IT!

Author:  Nas [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:20 pm ]
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Every post I make

Author:  Don Tiny [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:23 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
Every post I make


Gordon Sumner wrote:
I'll be watching you

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:28 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
You nailed it. Leash, Free Ajent, and I have been sharing the Panther mult for years.


heh, i didn't mean some kind of "grand conspiracy" where all those a4mentioned names are actually one person/entity/singular-internet-consciousness** or whatever... i just meant that those ppl were the kind of people who i always assumed would always continue posting here even after a banhammering cuz they were too ingrained into the fabric of the CSFMB to not continue on in some way shape or form.

weren't you formally banned at some point in the last year or two? i definitely remember a #FreeLeash movement in that same general timeframe... so yeah i meant to say that i always assumed people of y'all caliber would always be with us in some capacity, even if they formally weren't able to brandish "THE BRAND" with each and every post.

** = from what i've heard over the years the only "person" capable of such a multiplicity-laden cornucopia of multiple-facades for a singular-internet-consciousness would be Keeping Score (who i think biggie outed as "Drop In" right b4 he left, and old legend and lore claims that he might indeed actually be the legendary "johngy" IRL *twilight zone theme* =)

Author:  FavreFan [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:30 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
You nailed it. Leash, Free Ajent, and I have been sharing the Panther mult for years.


heh, i didn't mean some kind of "grand conspiracy" where all those a4mentioned names are actually one person/entity/singular-internet-consciousness or whatever... i just meant that those ppl were the kind of people who i always assumed would always continue posting here even after a banhammering cuz they were too ingrained into the fabric of the CSFMB to not continue on in some way shape or form.

weren't you formally banned at some point in the last year or two? i definitely remember a #FreeLeash movement in that same general timeframe... so yeah i meant to say that i always assumed people of y'all caliber would always be with us in some capacity, even if they formally weren't able to brandish "THE BRAND" with each and every post.

I was most definitely formally banned. The #FreeLeash movement was as unfortunate as the #AllLivesMatter movement.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:37 pm ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
He was a real dude. Good guy IRL.

Seriously though, seemed like a pretty good guy. I think a lot of his stuff started as an act, but then turned weird.


yeah well that certainly sounds all fine and good but if i'm not mistaken you've recently claimed that *I'M* a "pretty good guy IRL" and whatnot. last i checked, good upstanding board denizen like "the purple mallfood eater from the mecca" have labeled me "psychotic" and they're hardly ever wrong about such common-sense things because they're all 100% proper, vetted, and downright bonafide; which you have to be when you consider that they don't let just anyone get on the #FastTrack all willy nilly, you know?

TLDR = WORDS HURT! I'VE GOT PTSD!!! Y'ALL GONNA HEAR FROM MY LAWYERS ASAP!!!

Author:  FavreFan [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:39 pm ]
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IMU is possibly the most psychotic person on this board. Ever read his political thoughts? I would take that with a big grain of salt?

Author:  MajorKong [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 12:06 am ]
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Say what you will, but -to my knowledge- Panther is the only one on this board currently tackling the palatability of bodily fluids. He's like our very own Gary Busey.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 12:26 am ]
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I accept.

Thank you.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 12:28 am ]
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MajorKong wrote:
Say what you will, but -to my knowledge- Panther is the only one on this board currently tackling the palatability of bodily fluids. He's like our very own Gary Busey.


Ironically, I'm currently watching The Buddy Holly Story.

I was thinking if it's a disservice to him that I think Gary Busey is Buddy Holly. I think probably.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 12:31 am ]
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Not Fade Away is a great tune.

Author:  Chus [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 12:33 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Not Fade Away is a great tune.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkfiQxh6Xig

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 12:37 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Not Fade Away is a great tune.

#Truth

One of the best songs of all time.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:00 am ]
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Day 2 on this desolate place and my ass itches

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Author:  denisdman [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 7:53 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Nas wrote:
Every post I make


Gordon Sumner wrote:
I'll be watching you


When you post such simple, yet funny stuff like that, it makes me want to show up at Lakeside fest just to give you a big hug.

Author:  Jbi11s [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 7:56 am ]
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What about the best gif of 2016?

Author:  denisdman [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 7:57 am ]
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Jbi11s wrote:
What about the best gif of 2016?


CH has best avatar.....

Author:  Jbi11s [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 7:58 am ]
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Author:  denisdman [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:02 am ]
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I haven't followed the gifs closely, but I think Walt is usually the top dog in that regard.

Author:  redskingreg [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:08 am ]
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Walt is the best, and jbills is easily the worst.

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:14 am ]
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Nas wrote:
Every post I make

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Author:  Goggles [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:24 am ]
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The one where rogers park bryan said he couldn't post from work anymore.

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