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jimmypasta

Post subject: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:39 am

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https://www.facebook.com/Break/videos/1 ... 831077792/

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:01 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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She looked like a "daddy's going to sue you type"

Still, would eat, even with the big nose.

Those poor ushers having to deal with that for $10 per hour

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:03 am

Joined: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:12 pm
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That video ended with the fattest person I had ever seen. He may have been wider than tall.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:10 am

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Just don't bring any babies to games, though. You know, they're too unruly.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:27 am

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"Jerry, Jerry, Jerry"

Nice tits, btw.

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:44 am

Joined: Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:02 pm
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pizza_Place: Angelo's Pizza in Downers Grove

Chick next to her grabs her tits like 10 times.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:47 am

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redskingreg wrote:

Just don't bring any babies to games, though. You know, they're too unruly.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:56 am

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TurdFerguson wrote:

That video ended with the fattest person I had ever seen. He may have been wider than tall.

Yeah. That was startling.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:56 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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This all just could have ended with an open handed slap.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:59 am

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Are you fecking kidding me?

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:59 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

TurdFerguson wrote:

That video ended with the fattest person I had ever seen. He may have been wider than tall.

Yeah. That was startling.

I was thinking his IQ is definitely below 90.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 10:00 am

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redskingreg wrote:

Just don't bring any babies to games, though. You know, they're too unruly.

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Sir Loin Of Beef

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 1:12 pm

Joined: Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:29 pm
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TurdFerguson wrote:

That video ended with the fattest person I had ever seen. He may have been wider than tall.

Wow, that guy is monstrous! I bet he has to sit in the back seat to drive a car!

Also, would, despite the big nose.

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:14 pm

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imagine how drunk she'd be if she showed up before the 5th inning

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:16 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:43 pm
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I've already conceded defeat. Once you have a child, fuck everyone else.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:20 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

TurdFerguson wrote:

That video ended with the fattest person I had ever seen. He may have been wider than tall.

Yeah. That was startling.

I've never felt so 'wee'.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: How to handle a drunk chick

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:50 pm