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It's time to ban all trucks. Yes, all of them.
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Author:  Juiced [ Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:25 pm ]
Post subject:  It's time to ban all trucks. Yes, all of them.

This will be the rolling thread for autopilot and truck deaths in the world. The threat is real, just ask Rick Tallander.

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Ban trucks. All trucks. Get rid of the toys for kids, and on the streets, as many as possible, even Maynard from Cars. Not just because of France, or whichever mass truck attack may pop up next, but because armageddon is coming.

Armageddon will be, according to the Book of Revelation, the site of a gathering of armies "trucks" for a battle during the end times, variously interpreted as either a literal or a symbolic location "trucks stops".
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Don't believe me? Check out these headlines

Tesla Auto Pilot Car Accident Causes Death



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Tesla Model S Fire Aftermath
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Tesla cars have already been in the news trying to kill their drivers. This is only the beginning and trucks will soon rise up and destroy Western Civilization. Don’t sort the trucks into those who might do something evil or foolish or self-destructive and those who surely will not. Ban ALL Trucks! Not just big trucks, little Ford Rangers as well. All of them! Do it America before it is too late.



I say this not to win some sort of ideological purity contest, but because banning trucks urgently needs to become a rhetorical and conceptual possibility. The national conversation needs to shift from one extreme—an acceptance, ranging from complacent to enthusiastic, of an individual right to own trucks—to another, which requires people who are not politicians to speak their minds. And this will only happen if the Americans who are quietly convinced that trucks are terrible speak out.

Their wariness, as far as I can tell, comes from two issues: a readiness to accept the movie Maximum Overdrive as just a sci-fi film, and not the prophecy it was meant to be. And there’s the extent to which it’s just so ingrained that banning trucks is impossible, legislatively and pragmatically, which dramatically weakens the anti-truck movement "ATM"

Don't wait until it's too late. DO IT NOW AMERICA! Who is with me?

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!!!
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Author:  Hussra [ Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:36 pm ]
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Author:  Makalu G [ Thu Jul 14, 2016 10:13 pm ]
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Hussra wrote:
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Great movie. Spielberg's first?

Author:  SomeGuy [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:41 am ]
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Is it a deadly military grade truck or just a regular truck?

Author:  TurdFerguson [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 6:09 am ]
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SomeGuy wrote:
Is it a deadly military grade truck or just a regular truck?


That depends, was it painted black, with a handle and seat six?

Author:  Brick [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 6:41 am ]
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:lol: Well done Juiced.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 6:59 am ]
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How about banning the guns he used once he walked out of the truck?

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:03 am ]
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What if you just limited the amount of gas the trucks tank holds? I mean if you have a quarter the gas you can run over less people before you have to stop and refuel.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:06 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
How about banning the guns he used once he walked out of the truck?


I'm pretty sure grenades and those specific rifles are already banned in France, pasta!

Maybe those weapons were sold as part of operation Gun Runner like the last shooting in France? It's the gift that keeps on giving!

Author:  TurdFerguson [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:07 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
What if you just limited the amount of gas the trucks tank holds? I mean if you have a quarter the gas you can run over less people before you have to stop and refuel.

Remove all mufflers and exhaust systems so the people could hear him coming.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:09 am ]
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France needs to ban military grade firearms and especially machine guns!

Author:  Juiced [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:30 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
How about banning the guns he used once he walked out of the truck?


Stay on topic please. This is bigger then the France attack. These trucks of death operate without drivers.

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Author:  Juiced [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:34 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
:lol: Well done Juiced.

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Author:  redskingreg [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:36 am ]
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I love the scene where the trucks are just circling the gas station :lol: Watched that for the first time a few months ago.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:41 am ]
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Lets start small. Ban all trucks, pickups included, that have a Confederate flag or have fake testicles hanging off the back.

Author:  Baby McNown [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:04 am ]
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Author:  Juiced [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 10:29 am ]
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Baby McNown wrote:
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Hollywood tries to condition us into thinking the autobots are the good guys and cops are bad. Don't be fooled BAN ALL TRUCKS!!

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#ATM

Author:  Hussra [ Fri Jul 15, 2016 11:25 am ]
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Makalu G wrote:
Hussra wrote:
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Great movie. Spielberg's first?


think so. other than shorts? should've stopped after Duel.

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