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Light 'em up, Chicago!

- W/L record is a true and accurate measure of a pitcher's value, efficacy, and stature I guess

- Football is just a TV show people 'watch' but don't 'watch' ... like The Courtship of Eddie's Father I guess

-Buck Williams was better than Dennis Rodman

This thread title has had me rolling.

Slavery was good for all.

leashyourkids wrote:

Slavery was good for all.

He didn't say that.

Darkside wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Slavery was good for all.

He didn't say that.

Are you sure?

Of course I'm kidding, for christ sake.

Don Tiny wrote:

Changing pitcher's mound height still affects era (despite rule change).

-Buck Williams was better than Dennis Rodman

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Changing pitcher's mound height still affects era (despite rule change).

Do you really think all mounds are the same height? The Dodgers were notorious for building that fucker up even after the rule changes. Gene Bossard wasn't supposed to soak the baseline in water so Aparicio and Fox could lay down bunts all day either, but he did.

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Changing pitcher's mound height still affects era (despite rule change).

Didn't the Braves do something with the batters box in the 90s?

The Japanese have never heard of American Football.

JORR also said:

David Anderson is bigger than Michael Jordan.

Jim Harbaugh is better than Troy Aikman.

Dewey defeated Truman.

Tad Queasy wrote:

JORR also said:

David Anderson is bigger than Michael Jordan.

Jim Harbaugh is better than Troy Aikman.

Dewey defeated Truman.

Who the fuck is David Anderson?

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Tad Queasy wrote:

JORR also said:

David Anderson is bigger than Michael Jordan.

Jim Harbaugh is better than Troy Aikman.

Dewey defeated Truman.

Who the fuck is David Anderson?

He's a New York City sportswriter. Bill Gleason, in the early 90s, stupidly said that he was bigger than Michael Jordan.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:39 pm ]
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Light 'em up, Chicago! - W/L record is a true and accurate measure of a pitcher's value, efficacy, and stature I guess - Football is just a TV show people 'watch' but don't 'watch' ... like The Courtship of Eddie's Father I guess

Author:	FavreFan [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:40 pm ]
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-Buck Williams was better than Dennis Rodman

Author:	Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:40 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote: Light 'em up, Chicago! - W/L record is a true and accurate measure of a pitcher's value, efficacy, and stature I guess - Football is just a TV show people 'watch' but don't 'watch' ... like The Courtship of Eddie's Father I guess Changing pitcher's mound height still affects era (despite rule change).

Author:	good dolphin [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:47 pm ]
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An ex wife's artwork is appropriate to adorn a current wife's house

Author:	RFDC [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:51 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote: -Buck Williams was better than Dennis Rodman I forgot about that one.

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Author:	Darkside [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:52 pm ]
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This thread title has had me rolling.

Author:	leashyourkids [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:57 pm ]
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Rape should not only be legal; it should be encouraged.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:57 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: This thread title has had me rolling. Well it's yours, dingus.

Author:	FavreFan [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:58 pm ]
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- This message board was worth saving/preserving

Author:	leashyourkids [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:03 pm ]
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Slavery was good for all.

Author:	Darkside [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:04 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote: Slavery was good for all. He didn't say that.

Author:	Darkside [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:11 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote: Darkside wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Slavery was good for all. He didn't say that. Are you sure? I guess not but that's beyond weird ass. He said that? I don't believe it

Author:	Chus [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:12 pm ]
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Author:	formerlyknownas [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:35 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote: Of course I'm kidding, for christ sake.

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Author:	Jbi11s [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:36 pm ]
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David Ortiz is better than Pete Rose

Author:	JORR [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:47 am ]
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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Don Tiny wrote: Light 'em up, Chicago! - W/L record is a true and accurate measure of a pitcher's value, efficacy, and stature I guess - Football is just a TV show people 'watch' but don't 'watch' ... like The Courtship of Eddie's Father I guess Changing pitcher's mound height still affects era (despite rule change). Do you really think all mounds are the same height? The Dodgers were notorious for building that fucker up even after the rule changes. Gene Bossard wasn't supposed to soak the baseline in water so Aparicio and Fox could lay down bunts all day either, but he did.

Author:	JORR [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:48 am ]
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FavreFan wrote: -Buck Williams was better than Dennis Rodman Well, he was.

Author:	Cashman [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:50 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Don Tiny wrote: Light 'em up, Chicago! - W/L record is a true and accurate measure of a pitcher's value, efficacy, and stature I guess - Football is just a TV show people 'watch' but don't 'watch' ... like The Courtship of Eddie's Father I guess Changing pitcher's mound height still affects era (despite rule change). Do you really think all mounds are the same height? The Dodgers were notorious for building that fucker up even after the rule changes. Gene Bossard wasn't supposed to soak the baseline in water so Aparicio and Fox could lay down bunts all day either, but he did. Didn't the Braves do something with the batters box in the 90s?

Author:	JORR [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:58 am ]
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Cashman wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Don Tiny wrote: Light 'em up, Chicago! - W/L record is a true and accurate measure of a pitcher's value, efficacy, and stature I guess - Football is just a TV show people 'watch' but don't 'watch' ... like The Courtship of Eddie's Father I guess Changing pitcher's mound height still affects era (despite rule change). Do you really think all mounds are the same height? The Dodgers were notorious for building that fucker up even after the rule changes. Gene Bossard wasn't supposed to soak the baseline in water so Aparicio and Fox could lay down bunts all day either, but he did. Didn't the Braves do something with the batters box in the 90s? I've never heard that, but I'm sure they may have.

Author:	Jbi11s [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 6:14 am ]
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The Japanese have never heard of American Football.

Author:	JORR [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 6:21 am ]
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Jbi11s wrote: The Japanese have never heard of American Football. I didn't mean that literally, you goof.

Author:	Jbi11s [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 6:27 am ]
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Author:	Tad Queasy [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:25 am ]
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JORR also said: David Anderson is bigger than Michael Jordan. Jim Harbaugh is better than Troy Aikman. Dewey defeated Truman.

Author:	JORR [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:26 am ]
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Tad Queasy wrote: JORR also said: David Anderson is bigger than Michael Jordan. Jim Harbaugh is better than Troy Aikman. Dewey defeated Truman. Who the fuck is David Anderson?

Author:	Hockey Gay [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:41 am ]
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JORR is right on he W/L thing

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:53 am ]
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Hockey Gay wrote: JORR is right Fixed, and /Thread

Author:	Tad Queasy [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:58 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Tad Queasy wrote: JORR also said: David Anderson is bigger than Michael Jordan. Jim Harbaugh is better than Troy Aikman. Dewey defeated Truman. Who the fuck is David Anderson? He's a New York City sportswriter. Bill Gleason, in the early 90s, stupidly said that he was bigger than Michael Jordan.

Author:	good dolphin [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 8:31 am ]
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Tad Queasy wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Tad Queasy wrote: JORR also said: David Anderson is bigger than Michael Jordan. Jim Harbaugh is better than Troy Aikman. Dewey defeated Truman. Who the fuck is David Anderson? He's a New York City sportswriter. Bill Gleason, in the early 90s, stupidly said that he was bigger than Michael Jordan. You really don't remember this? I referenced it in the Sox section about Time Anderson.