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| Author: | redskingreg [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | When are you due? |
My coworker, who isn't overweight, runs marathons, etc., has been asked twice in the last week at clients when she is due. She's not pregnant. I had a buddy ask this many years ago to a girl who wasn't pregnant. Luckily it was NYE, and I claimed intoxication for him. I could literally see a woman in the delivery room, with the baby halfway out, and still not ask when she's due. I would be horrified to be wrong with the pregnancy inquiry. Ever been that fool? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When are you due? |
I'm hoping my water breaks during the fireworks at Lakemoor Fest. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:45 pm ] |
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You're glowing, Don. |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:45 pm ] |
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What time does your co-worker mow the lawn? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:46 pm ] |
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redskingreg wrote: You're glowing, Don. It's that Hi-Pro glow. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:48 pm ] |
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Simple solution, never ask women any questions. Much safer that way. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:49 pm ] |
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several times |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:50 pm ] |
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Peoria Matt wrote: What time does your co-worker mow the lawn? Euphemism. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:12 pm ] |
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| Author: | JORR [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When are you due? |
RFDC wrote: Simple solution, never ask women any questions. Much safer that way. Agreed. One time I was trying to get up on this chick named Katie. She had a really cool necklace on with a stylized "K". I said something like, "That thing around your neck is really cool." She got all strange and walked away. My buddy whose girlfriend was friends with her asked what I did to Katie. I told him and he said, "Dude, didn't you notice that huge birthmark on her neck? That's what she thought you were talking about!"  I still feel bad about that.
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| Author: | Hussra [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When are you due? |
so she had a birthmark that looked like a "K"? |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When are you due? |
redskingreg wrote: My coworker, who isn't overweight, runs marathons, etc., has been asked twice in the last week at clients when she is due. Prolly some sort of social media thing. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:33 pm ] |
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Hussra wrote: so she had a birthmark that looked like a "K"? I don't think so. She was really cute. I never actually noticed the birthmark. The "K" was on a chain around her neck. |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When are you due? |
Beardown has a come on line: "that necklace around your neck doesn't look as nice as my hands would." |
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| Author: | billypootons [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When are you due? |
redskingreg wrote: My coworker, who isn't overweight, runs marathons, etc., has been asked twice in the last week at clients when she is due. She's not pregnant. I had a buddy ask this many years ago to a girl who wasn't pregnant. Luckily it was NYE, and I claimed intoxication for him. I could literally see a woman in the delivery room, with the baby halfway out, and still not ask when she's due. I would be horrified to be wrong with the pregnancy inquiry. Ever been that fool? too much can go wrong by bringing it up w/o knowing for certain. would never ask a woman that question in any circumstance unless i had prior confirmation |
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| Author: | TurdFerguson [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When are you due? |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Hussra wrote: so she had a birthmark that looked like a "K"? I don't think so. She was really cute. I never actually noticed the birthmark. The "K" was on a chain around her neck. To this day she can't watch the WGN weather without turning the channel. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:52 pm ] |
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good dolphin wrote: several times Twice. I ask no more. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:52 pm ] |
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I just ask "Fat or Pregnant?". Get right to it. |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:59 pm ] |
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W_Z wrote: Beardown has a come on line: "that necklace around your neck doesn't look as nice as my hands would." a variation on the old classic, "nice dress, bet it'd look great balled up on the floor in my basement next to the furnace" |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When are you due? |
W_Z wrote: Beardown has a come on line: "that necklace around your neck doesn't look as nice as my hands would." Beardwon + Aroldis Chapman = MATCH |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:41 pm ] |
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RFDC wrote: Simple solution, never ask women any questions. Much safer that way. Pretty much. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:44 pm ] |
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I don't recall doing it but I almost did several times. |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:49 pm ] |
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Jason Heyward wrote: Any time now...
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| Author: | formerlyknownas [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When are you due? |
redskingreg wrote: My coworker, who isn't overweight, runs marathons, etc., has been asked twice in the last week at clients when she is due. She's not pregnant. I had a buddy ask this many years ago to a girl who wasn't pregnant. Luckily it was NYE, and I claimed intoxication for him. I could literally see a woman in the delivery room, with the baby halfway out, and still not ask when she's due. I would be horrified to be wrong with the pregnancy inquiry. Ever been that fool? Twice. The first time, I played it off, saying, "No, I called you 'dude,' dude! I said, 'How are you, dude?'" Second time: After screaming at me, the woman spread a rumor that I was gay. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When are you due? |
formerlyknownas wrote: redskingreg wrote: My coworker, who isn't overweight, runs marathons, etc., has been asked twice in the last week at clients when she is due. She's not pregnant. I had a buddy ask this many years ago to a girl who wasn't pregnant. Luckily it was NYE, and I claimed intoxication for him. I could literally see a woman in the delivery room, with the baby halfway out, and still not ask when she's due. I would be horrified to be wrong with the pregnancy inquiry. Ever been that fool? Twice. The first time, I played it off, saying, "No, I called you 'dude,' dude! I said, 'How are you, dude?'" Second time: After screaming at me, the woman spread a rumor that I was gay. Rumor?? |
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| Author: | formerlyknownas [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 5:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When are you due? |
Seacrest wrote: formerlyknownas wrote: redskingreg wrote: My coworker, who isn't overweight, runs marathons, etc., has been asked twice in the last week at clients when she is due. She's not pregnant. I had a buddy ask this many years ago to a girl who wasn't pregnant. Luckily it was NYE, and I claimed intoxication for him. I could literally see a woman in the delivery room, with the baby halfway out, and still not ask when she's due. I would be horrified to be wrong with the pregnancy inquiry. Ever been that fool? Twice. The first time, I played it off, saying, "No, I called you 'dude,' dude! I said, 'How are you, dude?'" Second time: After screaming at me, the woman spread a rumor that I was gay. Rumor?? Why you son of a . . . 
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 5:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When are you due? |
Hussra wrote: so she had a birthmark that looked like a "K"? Prison tattoo. |
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| Author: | TurdFerguson [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When are you due? |
Chus wrote: Hussra wrote: so she had a birthmark that looked like a "K"? Prison tattoo. If there were three elmhuest Steve wants some digits. |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:00 pm ] |
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Are we still doing this? 
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| Author: | K Effective [ Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When are you due? |
Just had this thought fly through my brain yesterday. I stopped at the bank to make some account changes, the young lady who recently was promoted to branch manager helped me- she was sporting a little bulge as she sat at her desk. I stopped myself long before actually speaking the words. Then my partner and I went for lunch at Woodies, the bar that used to be the Red Coach back in the days. we always called it the Red Roach when my hoodlum pals and I would get served underage there, on our way from punk rock band practice to the track... 
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