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The CFMB Creation Story
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Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:36 pm ]
Post subject:  The CFMB Creation Story
What would it be? Was there a great flood? 7 days? Is Nas the Messiah?
Author:  RFDC [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The CFMB Creation Story
Walt can be Methuselah
Author:  Seacrest [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:39 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
What would it be? Was there a great flood? 7 days? Is Nas the Messiah?



Bigfan was sitting around his house with a number of Score employees. They mentioned that they were moving to a new frequecy and would be referred to as the Score670.

Bigfan excused himself to go to the bathroom. He stopped on the way back to the group and registered the website Score670.com.

In conclusion, a Jewish man, siting with Jewish Score employees, climbed the stairs to go to the bathroom, and the CSFMB was started.
Author:  denisdman [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The CFMB Creation Story
I want to hear about the End of Days. It'll have to happen at Lakemoor Fest circa 2020, right?
Author:  Brick [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The CFMB Creation Story
Day One: bigfan created this message board, and spmack.
Day Two: good dolphin and the White Sox section were created.
Day Three: DBOTW and contests were created
Day Four: Rightful bannings were created
Day Five: Random bannings and hatred of MANY was created
Day Six: A new message board was created and this message board was forsaken.
Day Seven: Bigfan rested as there was no longer a need to moderate a forum no one posts on besides himself and dman.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The CFMB Creation Story
In the beginning, [Albert] Gore created the internet.

And the internet was without form, and void; and disconnectivity was upon the links of the deep. And the spirit of Gore moved upon the servers and the landlines.

And Gore said, Let there be links: and there were links.

And Gore saw the links, that they were good: and Gore divided the pages from the links.

And Gore said, Let there be IRC and message boards.

And Gore saw them both, and that they were good.

Now in Chicagoland in those days, there were no sports messageboards. And there were no kings of those sports messageboards.

In the fullness of time, Gore rose up a tribesman, whom was called BigFan.

BigFan did then create a nominally sports-related messageboard, and it was called the Chicago Sports Fan Message Board. And it was good enough.

And lo did BigFan toil, both night and day, linking several pictures found on Gore's internet, and examining the offerings of those called the Pizza Makers. And lo, those reckonings were mostly unintelligible, but understood throughout the land for what they were - that is, like tomato sauce in Chicago Deep Dish, it was filler.

etc.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The CFMB Creation Story
Don Tiny wrote:
In the beginning, [Albert] Gore created the internet.

And the internet was without form, and void; and disconnectivity was upon the links of the deep. And the spirit of Gore moved upon the servers and the landlines.

And Gore said, Let there be links: and there were links.

And Gore saw the links, that they were good: and Gore divided the pages from the links.

And Gore said, Let there be IRC and message boards.

And Gore saw them both, and that they were good.

Now in Chicagoland in those days, there were no sports messageboards. And there were no kings of those sports messageboards.

In the fullness of time, Gore rose up a tribesman, whom was called BigFan.

BigFan did then create a nominally sports-related messageboard, and it was called the Chicago Sports Fan Message Board. And it was good enough.

And lo did BigFan toil, both night and day, linking several pictures found on Gore's internet, and examining the offerings of those called the Pizza Makers. And lo, those reckonings were mostly unintelligible, but understood throughout the land for what they were - that is, like tomato sauce in Chicago Deep Dish, it was filler.

etc.



:lol: :lol:
Author:  MajorKong [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:10 pm ]
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...and on the seventh day Bigfan slept it off.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:18 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Day One: bigfan created this message board, and spmack.
Day Two: good dolphin and the White Sox section were created.
Day Three: DBOTW and contests were created
Day Four: Rightful bannings were created
Day Five: Random bannings and hatred of MANY was created
Day Six: A new message board was created and this message board was forsaken.
Day Seven: Bigfan rested as there was no longer a need to moderate a forum no one posts on besides himself and dman.


i was technically there at the dawn of creation, as i think i have an even lower user # than spmack (i'm either 1 before or 1 after My Coach Vinny) however in terms of the genesis of the C/S/FMB i don't purport to be any sort of important/biblical figure worth mentioning. if anything you gotta go back to doctor who circa "the cartmel masterplan" and have me as "the other" who technically was around waaaayyyy back in the day when rassilon and omega were doing their part to take the gallifreyans into time-lord status/civilization/etc, but of course nobody knows who or what "the other" was and IRL when they were going to hype it up as a means of adding mystery back to the doctor's origins that's when the show got canceled and properly sodded off for ~15yrs...

ergo

Tootsie Roll Owl wrote:
the world may never know.... *CRUNCH*


so do we consider the previous iteration of the C/S/FMB board (software) to be old testament, or was that some pre-historic shit and we only consider this proper iteration of the C/S/FMB as being worth all the effort to come up with a biblical origin story for?
Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:18 pm ]
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RPB's "Dan Bernstein as told by Mort Goldman" has to be in there somewhere. I'm thinking New Testament.
Author:  Phil McCracken [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:27 pm ]
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I just want to skip to the good parts like where the chosen people of the CFMB had to escape the Philistines at the biker message boards by wading out into Lake Michigan where they couldn't give chase.
Author:  Nas [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:26 pm ]
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This is the New Testament.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:38 pm ]
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Joe Orr can be bald Moses
Author:  Furious Styles [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:48 pm ]
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Leave the creation stories to Seacrest.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:01 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
This is the New Testament.

Which I suppose makes early June The Apocrypha.
Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The CFMB Creation Story
leashyourkids wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
In the beginning, [Albert] Gore created the internet.

And the internet was without form, and void; and disconnectivity was upon the links of the deep. And the spirit of Gore moved upon the servers and the landlines.

And Gore said, Let there be links: and there were links.

And Gore saw the links, that they were good: and Gore divided the pages from the links.

And Gore said, Let there be IRC and message boards.

And Gore saw them both, and that they were good.

Now in Chicagoland in those days, there were no sports messageboards. And there were no kings of those sports messageboards.

In the fullness of time, Gore rose up a tribesman, whom was called BigFan.

BigFan did then create a nominally sports-related messageboard, and it was called the Chicago Sports Fan Message Board. And it was good enough.

And lo did BigFan toil, both night and day, linking several pictures found on Gore's internet, and examining the offerings of those called the Pizza Makers. And lo, those reckonings were mostly unintelligible, but understood throughout the land for what they were - that is, like tomato sauce in Chicago Deep Dish, it was filler.

etc.



:lol: :lol:

+ :lol:
Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The CFMB Creation Story
Nas wrote:
This is the New Testament.


& you all know the Bible's actual physical description of Jesus :lol: :? :lol:
Author:  MajorKong [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:50 pm ]
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If Spaulding is Eve, then who gets to be Adam?
Author:  Tall Midget [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:54 pm ]
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Who's Lucifer?
Author:  Nas [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:56 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
Nas wrote:
This is the New Testament.


& you all know the Bible's actual physical description of Jesus :lol: :? :lol:


As long as I am on the board, I am the light of the board.
Author:  formerlyknownas [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The CFMB Creation Story
Where does Sodom and Gomorrah come in?
Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:57 pm ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Who's Lucifer?


Keeping Score
Author:  Nas [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:58 pm ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Who's Lucifer?


Great question. In my mind there is only 1 guy that is uniquely qualified for that role.
Author:  Phil McCracken [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The CFMB Creation Story
Nas wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Who's Lucifer?


Great question. In my mind there is only 1 guy that is uniquely qualified for that role.

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Author:  Brick [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The CFMB Creation Story
Nas wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Who's Lucifer?


Great question. In my mind there is only 1 guy that is uniquely qualified for that role.
Why did you buy the board with him then?
Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:10 pm ]
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Author:  Nas [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:16 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Nas wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Who's Lucifer?


Great question. In my mind there is only 1 guy that is uniquely qualified for that role.
Why did you buy the board with him then?


JORR is a really good dude.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The CFMB Creation Story
formerlyknownas wrote:
Where does Sodom and Gomorrah come in?


Sports Babes XXX section

Chus' wife was turned into a pillar of salt last month.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The CFMB Creation Story
Regular Reader wrote:
Nas wrote:
This is the New Testament.


& you all know the Bible's actual physical description of Jesus :lol: :? :lol:

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Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The CFMB Creation Story
Don Tiny wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Nas wrote:
This is the New Testament.


& you all know the Bible's actual physical description of Jesus :lol: :? :lol:



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