@ formerlyknown as... wtf is a sociolinguist? Maybe you could take him to a psycholinguist, too, to work out his language issues that he was just born with.
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:02 pm ] |
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What is your favorite Simpsons episode? What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? When did you realize Furious Styles was white? Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:14 pm ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: What is your favorite Simpsons episode?
Hank Scorpio episode What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? Land Before Time movies What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? 1997 Super Bowl Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? Donatello. My 1st name starts with a D. What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? Works weekends When did you realize Furious Styles was white? Brothers don't ride motorcycles Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? Jose Hernandez. So awful. If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? Feed him carrots and hay. Then marry him off to Elmhurst Steve. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:15 pm ] |
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My guy! Land Before Time was the shit! |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:15 pm ] |
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Beer Baron Jaws I don't really remember the exact game... Which ninja turtle says dude a lot? He's my favorite. All Darkside's characteristics suck When he walked into my backyard. I thought someone ordered an emergency accountant but it was furious. Eric daze Hang out with John Lackey? Why, I'd want to go with him to his dentist. |
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| Author: | beni hanna [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:16 pm ] |
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Lackey...waterboarding Alex, what is waterboarding. |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:17 pm ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: What is your favorite Simpsons episode? Bart Gets Hit By a Car |
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| Author: | Nas [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 11:09 pm ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: What is your favorite Simpsons episode?
Never really watched What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? RoboCop What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Cubs game Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? Leonardo because I thought he was the coolest and I liked blue What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? Cheerfulness Stop smiling and be an asshole When did you realize Furious Styles was white? McNugget Fest Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? BJ Armstrong If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? Make a trip to Balco |
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| Author: | formerlyknownas [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 11:25 pm ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: What is your favorite Simpsons episode? Tie. 1) "Bart the Murderer." 2) "Bart vs. Australia." What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? King Kong v. Godzilla. I teared up a little when King Kong emerges safely from the ocean. He saved us. What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Sox-Yankees, sometime in 1976 Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? Don't like Italians. What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? He sends me lots of PMs, saying how a guy like me needs money (he calls it "dough re me") and how a guy like me could easily earn that money by helping him reenact Cool Hand Luke. When did you realize Furious Styles was white? I don't see race. Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? Ed Nealy. If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? I'd take him to a happiness seminar and then perhaps to a sociolinguist to have his accent surgically removed. |
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| Author: | Hockey Gay [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 11:30 pm ] |
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The soccer episode. Specifically the scene where they air the commercial for the big soccer game and reel off all the Spanish sounding names. Cracks me up everytime. Don't remember Cubs game Rafael None At Lakemoorfest J P Dumont Beat him to death with a shovel |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Aug 04, 2016 11:36 pm ] |
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Cool Hand Luke needs reenactment motherfuckers. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 3:34 am ] |
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| @ formerlyknown as... wtf is a sociolinguist? Maybe you could take him to a psycholinguist, too, to work out his language issues that he was just born with.
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| Author: | MajorKong [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 3:43 am ] |
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What is your favorite Simpsons episode? El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer). What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? Tron (1982). What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? The 1992 NBA Eastern Conference Finals. Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? Raphael. As Splinter put it, "I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me." What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? His name is one letter removed from my all-time favorite skateboarding trick. When did you realize Furious Styles was white? When he recommended a violin rendition of "Toxicity" by System of a Down in the What are you listening to now? thread. Favorite nondescript Chicago athlete from the 90's? Its a toss-up between Jud Buechler and Rod Beck. If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? A simple bet: if he can go 5 minutes without breathing through his mouth, he gets my Chevelle. If he breathes through his mouth before time is up, I get to cut off his pinkie. |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 4:34 am ] |
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What is your favorite Simpsons episode? Never watched What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? Robin Hood What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Giant Colts Championship Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? Michelangelo What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? I can't pick one the are so many When did you realize Furious Styles was white? He's white? Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? Terry Obee If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? Get a haircut |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 6:25 am ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: What is your favorite Simpsons episode?
When Homer gets a gun What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? Hmm... "An American Tail" or "Silver Streak" I liked trains as a yute What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Bears games as a kid Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? Donatello. Really don't know why What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? Pink Floyd sucks When did you realize Furious Styles was white? Furious isn't white. Furious is clear. Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? Ray Durham If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? Punch him in the face |
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| Author: | Minooka Meatball [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 6:32 am ] |
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What is your favorite Simpsons episode? Marge becomes a cop What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? Magnum Force What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Some Cubs game back in ... Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? What's a Ninja Turtle? Some kind of '80s pet fad? What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? His "Jesus on a..." exasperations. He stole them from me, after I stole them from him.  When did you realize Furious Styles was white? ... Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? Sergei Krivokrasov If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? Take him hunting with Dick Cheney. |
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| Author: | Gloopan Kuratz [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 6:46 am ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: What is your favorite Simpsons episode?
Gay Steel Mill What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? Absent minded professor with Fred McMurray What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Super Bowl III Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? don't watch What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? blind support of Frank Costanza When did you realize Furious Styles was white? He's white? Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? Jack McDowell If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? go karts |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 6:56 am ] |
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The verdict is in. Furious Styles is a phony who portrays himself as someone who he is not, and the entire board is confused by it. |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 7:05 am ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: What is your favorite Simpsons episode?
Bart Sells His Soul What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? The Golden Seal What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Expos/Mets, sometime in 1983. just a regular season game. Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? TV Series: Michelangelo. Because his pizza ideas were outrageous. 1990 Film: Donatello. Because Corey Feldman. What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? What's with all the threads? When did you realize Furious Styles was white? When I met him. Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? Ed Belfour If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? Play a game called "throw to home you jackass". |
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| Author: | JORR [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 7:31 am ] |
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What is your favorite Simpsons episode? "'Round Springfield" What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? The Green Berets What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? "The Heidi Game" (I guess it wasn't actually in full) Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? Raphael- he isn't a fuckin' beta What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? All of them When did you realize Furious Styles was white? McNuggets 80? Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? Craig Grebeck If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? Threesome! https://vimeo.com/148642638 |
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| Author: | IMU [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 7:39 am ] |
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Nas wrote: Never really watched My guy! |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 7:43 am ] |
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? All of them
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 7:49 am ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: What is your favorite Simpsons episode?
You Only Move Twice What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? Star Wars What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Opening Day for the White Sox against Baltimore in 1983. Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? Leonardo. Just because What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? Refusal to get an MRI. When did you realize Furious Styles was white? He's white?? Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? Greg Norton If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? Kill hobos |
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| Author: | TurdFerguson [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 8:13 am ] |
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What is your favorite Simpsons episode? Deep Space Homer What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? Benji the naked gun. What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Not sure the age, probably 6 or 7, flipping channels and catching the first spring training game of the year on WGN. Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? Michangello What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? Lack of bikini waxing When did you realize Furious Styles was white? No shit? Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? Doug Dascenzo. Set an NL record for starting a career without an error at 241 game. If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? Country Thunder Concert |
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| Author: | K Effective [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 8:21 am ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: What is your favorite Simpsons episode? Worst.Episode.Ever.
What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? Wizard of Oz What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Cubs/Phillies 22-23 Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? Never saw a single one What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? Scheduling Lakemoorfest every year on a weekend I am unavailable to make the trek to Lakemoorfest When did you realize Furious Styles was white? about ten minutes ago Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's?Maury Buford If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? sit on a bench on Michigan Ave and watch people go by |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 8:45 am ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: What is your favorite Simpsons episode? Monorail. "What if the tracks should break and bend." "Don't you worry my Hindu friend." What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? Empire Strikes Back. What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Bears game during Superbowl season. Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? None, they're all really gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? He uses a black guy avatar, and I expected a black guy when I first met him. When did you realize Furious Styles was white? At our last board meet up when he got in my car. Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? Jack Haley If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? Have my son bat against him. Thanks for (not) caring. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 9:33 am ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: What is your favorite Simpsons episode? Simpson and Delilah |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 9:36 am ] |
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What is your favorite Simpsons episode? Monorail What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? Bambi What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Cubs game Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? Leonardo cause he had the best weapon. What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? People thought I was his mult When did you realize Furious Styles was white? When I saw him in person Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? Steve Dubinsky If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? I've always wanted to step in and try to hit against a pitcher throwing 90_ |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 9:37 am ] |
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Walt Williams Neck wrote: What is your favorite Simpsons episode? Never watched Really? Just curious why. |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 9:38 am ] |
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Quote: What is your favorite Simpsons episode? the one where Norm Macdonald plays death is good. Reminds me of the Woody Allen bit from one of his books. Only less jooey.
What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? Wizard of Oz no doubt. I didn't really go to movies in a theater until freshman year of college--but then, like Sammy Hagar taking his first drink of tequila, I went ape-shit and moved to mexico to make lucha libre pr0n. What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Live? Prolly one of my dad's softball games or bowling--with beer, 'course. TV: some Evel Knievel jump or Larry Holmes fight or one of the Steelers-Dallas Super Bowls. with beer. Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? whichever one was always cracking wise, i believe he's the first recorded instance in popular culture of the phrase "that's what she said"; which later got picked up by Wayne and Garth and then the US version of the Office. What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? Gender fluidity? Wait, that's Good Merkel Dolphin. Often confuse those two. Like how I use to not even bother to try to parse SomeGuy vs CH and IkeSouth/Sini. Racial ambiguity. Darkside appears to be black but he lives out in lilly white Iowa. I believe they even have a lake named 'Lily White Lake'. According to wikipedia, Lackmoore Estates is "0.65%" black. So I suppose that's Darkside and he's 2/3rds black?  When did you realize Furious Styles was white? that'd be weird if true. Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? I know fuck-all about Chicago sports pre-2k. Dorothy Hamill? Watched Tim Hardaway play and lose a lot of NBA playoff games in the 90's. Hardaway always had the same look on his face, like he was about try to help his kids put together a new toy contraption they got for christmas. On the one hand, he's happy to be hanging out with his kids. on the other, he's concerned he won't be able to get the job done and they'll be disappointed. which is kind of how all those Warriors fans felt about those playoff series losses against the Suns/Lakers/Sonics. If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? maybe have him go with us to the County/State fair so he could win us stuffed animals and band-logo'd coke mirrors throwing baseballs at stuff? Or just get a bucket or two of practice balls and go knock birds off power lines with em. make a game of it. hmm, not a lot of practical, real world applications for the ability to throw a baseball really fast. I'd at least wanna try stepping in and taking some BP against him for a minute. Prolly drop down a bunt just to say I got a hit off him |
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| Author: | Phil McCracken [ Fri Aug 05, 2016 9:41 am ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: What is your favorite Simpsons episode?
Cape Feare What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? Superman with Christopher Reeve What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Cubs and Giants playoffs series in 89 Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? Raphael, liked the cut of his jib What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? Too hard to choose just one When did you realize Furious Styles was white? Just now? Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? Ed Nealy If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? Go to the dentist |
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