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Author:  Bagels [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 7:55 am ]
Post subject:  Flat Earthers

https://mic.com/articles/150833/flat-ea ... .nS555l8HE


i have to say, i find these people fascinating. and terrifying. mostly terrifying.

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

Oh come the fuck on

Author:  WaitingforRuffcorn [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

They read about it in the Bible.

Author:  Brick [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

I don't think this is any worse than the evolution deniers.

Author:  Big Brane [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

I'M GONNA LOOK INTO THIS!??

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

:lol: :lol:

Author:  hnd [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

truthism.com

Author:  pittmike [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
They read about it in the Bible.


They wouldn't be criticized if they said they got it from the Koran. :lol:

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

The purpose of religion wasn't to discredit and debunk scientific facts and theories. It was meant to tell people how they should live. Unfortunately, people like to bend religion to their desires and you get this stupidity as a result.

Author:  MajorKong [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

Take one part subjectivity + a healthy dose of paranoia - an education = this stuff (which seems to lack a certain skepticism).

I mean the ending of Dark City was cool and all, but...

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

MajorKong wrote:
Take one part subjectivity + a healthy dose of paranoia - an education = this stuff (which seems to lack a certain skepticism).

I mean the ending of Dark City was cool and all, but...


I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!

Author:  MajorKong [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
MajorKong wrote:
Take one part subjectivity + a healthy dose of paranoia - an education = this stuff (which seems to lack a certain skepticism).

I mean the ending of Dark City was cool and all, but...


I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!


Image

Sexual assault with a concrete dildo???

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

Quote:
Gravity is "a magical invisible force that doesn't exist," Henderson said. "It's just a theory."


Quote:
"Gravity, I don't buy it," Long said. "This was a hard one for me to give up, I'll tell you what. I think that things rise and fall based on density. I think it works every time. Warm air rises, cold air falls because warm air is less dense than cold air.""Same thing with a helium balloon," Long said. "A helium balloon escapes this allegedly powerful grasp of gravity but still gravity keeps the moon in orbit and it keeps the Earth in orbit around the sun, but it can't hold onto a balloon? It defies Occam's razor: The simplest explanation is usually correct."

"Gravity was never proven," Patrice said. "It's just a faulty concept to try and brainwash you into believing that tons of water can stick to a spinning ball. When you think of what they taught us in school, that the Earth is spinning so, so, so fast and you can't feel it? And then all this water's sticking to it? I mean it's ludicrous when you break it down to what we know about anything else that would be spinning: Nothing sticks to something spinning that fast. Everything would go flying, right? Including us.""Gravity was not proven, and Isaac Newton and Einstein, all those scientists, are also Freemasons and Satan worshipers," Patrice said.

"Buoyancy is what gravity is, actually," Johnson said. "If something's heavier than air, it's gonna fall. If it's lighter, it's gonna rise. Same thing in liquid."

"It's been called gravity because gravity supports this whole fake system," Johnson added. "Gravity is what they need to hold water to a ball."


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Wut?

Author:  Chus [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

MajorKong wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
MajorKong wrote:
Take one part subjectivity + a healthy dose of paranoia - an education = this stuff (which seems to lack a certain skepticism).

I mean the ending of Dark City was cool and all, but...


I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!


Image

Sexual assault with a concrete dildo???


:lol:

Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

I blame the fast food indus...oh,....FLAT.

Author:  MajorKong [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
MajorKong wrote:
Take one part subjectivity + a healthy dose of paranoia - an education = this stuff (which seems to lack a certain skepticism).

I mean the ending of Dark City was cool and all, but...


I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!


Woops! Meant to link to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNMZGSzB7EI

Don't know how that got in there... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

Phil McCracken wrote:
Quote:
Gravity is "a magical invisible force that doesn't exist," Henderson said. "It's just a theory."


Quote:
"Gravity, I don't buy it," Long said. "This was a hard one for me to give up, I'll tell you what. I think that things rise and fall based on density. I think it works every time. Warm air rises, cold air falls because warm air is less dense than cold air.""Same thing with a helium balloon," Long said. "A helium balloon escapes this allegedly powerful grasp of gravity but still gravity keeps the moon in orbit and it keeps the Earth in orbit around the sun, but it can't hold onto a balloon? It defies Occam's razor: The simplest explanation is usually correct."

"Gravity was never proven," Patrice said. "It's just a faulty concept to try and brainwash you into believing that tons of water can stick to a spinning ball. When you think of what they taught us in school, that the Earth is spinning so, so, so fast and you can't feel it? And then all this water's sticking to it? I mean it's ludicrous when you break it down to what we know about anything else that would be spinning: Nothing sticks to something spinning that fast. Everything would go flying, right? Including us.""Gravity was not proven, and Isaac Newton and Einstein, all those scientists, are also Freemasons and Satan worshipers," Patrice said.

"Buoyancy is what gravity is, actually," Johnson said. "If something's heavier than air, it's gonna fall. If it's lighter, it's gonna rise. Same thing in liquid."

"It's been called gravity because gravity supports this whole fake system," Johnson added. "Gravity is what they need to hold water to a ball."


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Wut?


That's gold. It's great when people who are probably three hairs away from being a baboon speak as an authority on complex scientific topics as though they were describing how to tie your shoe.

Author:  Brick [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

I still don't understand why this is any different than the evolution deniers.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I still don't understand why this is any different than the evolution deniers.


It's not.

Author:  WL Bill [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

Quite awesome that this was brought up here.

At work some guy found this and we discussed it for an hour laughing our asses off.

Author:  TurdFerguson [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJDgVlv55Uw

Author:  Nas [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

They make some really good points.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

Nas wrote:
They make some really good points.


:lol: I hate you.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

Bagels wrote:
https://mic.com/articles/150833/flat-earth-theories-truthers-youtube#.nS555l8HE


Image

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

How the fuck do shadows exist on a flat earth?

Author:  Brick [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

SpiralStairs wrote:
How the fuck do shadows exist on a flat earth?

Jesus.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

What is to be gained by convincing people that the earth is round?

Author:  BeerFan [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

Yeah, same as the dopes pushing "Climate Change" as if the climate doesn't change minute to minute.
It's the Sun, stupid.
But, you know what, there's no money in that. Can't 'change' the Sun.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government ... o-silence/

‘Winter Is Coming’ Warns The Solar Physicist The Alarmists Tried To Silence

#BringBackGlobalWarming

Author:  sinicalypse [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

there's some people on youtube who think that the moon is a hologram. i'm thinking that it's gotta be some sort of wink wink nudge nudge taking-the-piss endeavor, but there's at least one guy who seems really really into the whole "the moon isn't real!" thing..... but then again i'm pretty sure that this has gotta be some kind of satire meant to go HAM after the moon landing hoaxers or people of that ilk.

welp, maybe that crow777 dude i linked to up there IS "that one crazy moon guy" cuz he seems to be the source of most of the "moon = hologram" stuff that i encounter. here's another more general video on the conspiracy that there is no moon, neo.

personally i hope to god the moon is a hologram because that means that we live in a world that's way cooler than i thought. srsly, a world where you at least hoaxed the moon landing as some sort of giant worldwide psychological operation = a world that i wanna live in. i might even call it my own! =D

Author:  sinicalypse [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flat Earthers

btw, assuming that these "flat earthers" believe that the earth is flat because that's what they can see/prove with their own eyes, i'm going to use that same logic to unilaterally declare that i have the biggest cock on earth because it's the only dick i've ever seen IRL (aka "no CG/video-editing" to try and lie) and therefore it HAS to be the biggest! anyone who tries showing me their prosthetic penises or hologram penises = trolls who will be ignored. seriously i don't want to look at dicks, you know? keep that shit in your pants and just accept the fact that mine is literally and figuratively #1.

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